PissOnMyParade

1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said:

Dirty toilets. You see this mostly in amateur vids, and its a huge turn-off for me. Why cant anyone take the brush and use it for a few seconds before making a vid?

Sometimes pissing all over something so grubby and disgusting can actually heighten the turn on, but i do see what you mean. It takes 20 seconds to get a toilet brush and scrub a toilet before peeing into it. No harm in putting in a minimal bit of effort before starting shooting.

I for one am an avid user of peefans and would definitely like to contribute the extremely affordable gold membership fee. However, the one stumbling block to this happening is that I don't have a debit card to pay for gold membership.

Is there a way for the admin to set up a facility whereby gold membership can be paid for via bank transfer? I would absolutely be willing to pay for it this way. I love the site, regard some members as friends, and would hate to see peefans die a death. Affordability is absolutely not an issue for me as I have very few overheads.

If Admin could get back to me on this I'd be forever grateful.

10 hours ago, littlebladder said:

Can anyone watch any videos on Pissrip? All I am getting is "Video is being processed, please come back later". 

Pissrip has got progressively worse and worse as it has got older. It has turned into the very thing it intended to destroy.

That being said, if you do actually enjoy pissrip you should protect yourself with adblockers, anti-spyware, and phishing trackers. Videos will then be a lot easier to view and you won't be doing any damage to your personal data.

Honestly, if I were to catch anyone here in the middle of the act, I'd be completely dumbstruck with my own luck.

I feel like catching someone peeing in public is something so rare anyway, unless you go to a festival and hang out behind the portaloos.

I'm not personally big into the whole swallowing pee thing, but you make a good point.

If a video is tagged with a specific act, it should feature that specific act. Tagging a video with something specific when it wasn't actually featured in the first place - or in this case wasn't carried out properly - just leaves the consumer feeling short-changed.

I can only imagine your frustration at not being able to see the kind of thing you were after. I too would be frustrated if a video was tagged "public pissing" and it featured a model peeing in her garden...

35 minutes ago, Samson2371 said:

As someone new to watersports, i like the aroma of urine when its not too strong, and especially like it clear when i pee in my mouth and slowly swallow it.

But it got me thinking, if i was going to find someone to pee on me and in the back of my throat to swallow, would they automatically drink water until they are clear?

Who prefers clear pee to give and receive and who prefers dark pee?

Personally I like it somewhere in between. Just yellow enough that you can tell it's pee, but just clear enough so that it doesn't smell too strong.

I'm not hugely into swallowing it so whether it's bitter or not isn't really important to me, but if I'm the one receiving I don't want to stink to high heaven of it afterwards either. Also, it's important for both partners to drink a lot anyway in order to ensure 1) that the giver can actually pee in the first place, and 2) you can both be confident that the giver's pee will be reasonably clear.

I really appreciate it when there's just a camera, a gorgeous model, and her pee. No weird music. No random dude instructing her how to pose. No camera shutter constantly taking photos while she's peeing. Just authentic pee fun with a gorgeous girl who loves to let us watch her take a leak.

Bonus if there's dirty talk too.

Has anybody ever successfully held in a fart whilst trying to do some kind of pee activity? It's a skill I'm yet to master.

A similar thing happens to me when I feel like peeing on myself in the shower, but I also need to poop. So I sit down on the toilet (as you do) in order to relax my anal sphincter but at the same time I'm trying to get my brain engaged with my bladder and tell my bladder not to relax in sync... Long story short, I usually fail and then I have nothing left to pee on myself in the shower with 😞

Does this happen to anyone else but me?

I just want to know everyone's general opinion on this. Apologies in advance if anyone gets offended/triggered by what I'm about to say...

Now obviously I fully support the outright banning of FGM. Its draconian, barbaric, and outright pointless. I just think it's strange how the western world doesn't recoil with shock, disgust, horror and anger in the same way when it comes to newly-born boys getting their genitals mutilated with a vicious, razorblade-laden, miniature guillotine-esque device... Especially when said boy isn't able to verbalise his objection to the whole ordeal or understand what's happening.

Now don't get me wrong here, I wouldn't dare compare the two practices and fully understand that FGM is much much worse. It doesn't provide any tangible benefits and the negative consequences to a woman losing her clitoris and having her labia sewn up are unspeakable, however I do feel that a person, male or female, should have the right to choose what happens to their own body, and parents who force their newborn sons to go through circumcision before they can even express their levels of anxiety, voice their concerns, give consent or understand their surroundings are depriving them of such a right.

Thanks for introducing yourself. It's lovely to know there are more ladies getting on board (so to speak) with this amazingly diverse fetish. Glad to have you with us.

There is a specific part of the site for introduction posts though. Allow me to provide you a link: https://peefans.com/forum/2-introductions/.

You'll get used to finding your way around this site as time goes on, it's a very user-friendly interface, but it's always best to pay attention to where you post what you post in order to get the best out of this community.

I wish you lots of wet fun.

18 minutes ago, Pee Sensei said:

OMORASHI is 52 points if I'm correct

Omorashi is 30 points. (13 points + 2 Os + double word score). Still a decent effort. 

1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

Whizz

98 I think (might be cheating a bit as there is only one 'Z' in my scrabble set, would have to use a blank!)

W = 4
H = 4
I = 1
Z = 10

Double letter for using two 'Z' (20 each)
Double word for being 5 letters long.

Very nice work!

55 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

Watersports - 16 x 3 for being ten letters = 48

Watersports has 2 Ts and 2 Ss, so that's 2 double letter scores equating to an extra 4 points before your triple word score, so that gives you 60 points. Excellent effort Steve!

What's the highest total peeing-related word you can make using scrabble tiles? Points values are the same as the UK version of regular scrabble, which are as follows:

A - 1, B - 3, C - 3, D - 2, E - 1, F - 4, G - 2, H - 4, I - 1, J - 8, K - 5, L - 1, M - 3, N - 1, O - 1, P - 3, Q - 10, R - 1, S - 1, T - 1, U - 1, V - 4, W - 4, X - 8, Y - 4, Z - 10.

Double letter score if you use the same letter twice.

Triple letter score if you use the same letter 3 times.

Double word score if your word is at least 5 letters long.

Triple word score if your word is at least 10 letters long.

50 point bonus if you use all the vowels at least once.

Letter score bonuses are added before word score bonuses and the vowel bonus can only be added after all other bonuses have been added on. The double word score bonus doesn't apply when you have a word of 10 letters or more.

Only watersports-related words are accepted, although words which aren't necesarily part of the watersports vernacular but might refer to the aftermath will be given the benefit of the doubt.

Example: Desperate - 30 points. (12 points + 3 point bonus for 3 Es + Double word score) 

A camera that was able to refract the light in such a way that it could see round corners/buildings/hedgerows etc etc, so you could catch people peeing in public whilst staying out of eyeshot.

I think we may need a few more advances in modern technology before that one comes to fruition though...

The thing is, points tallies are difficult because it's hard to please everyone with just a blanket template. Watersports fetishes are so varied that some people like naked peeing, some people like you like omorashi, some like public peeing, others like golden showers etc etc.

I can understand why it'd be fun to make a game of it, but I feel like everyone who does this should make their individual points tallies based on what aspect of watersports it is specifically that they like, as opposed to having a one-size-fits-all approach and trying to force triangles through circles.

On 11/9/2021 at 12:24 PM, whiskey35 said:

You're very welcome to pee at my gate anytime @ukpeegirl86. I wouldn't look or post about it on Peefans, honest.🤣

I would. Sorry not sorry. Hahah

As hot an experience as this sounds, your lack of punctuation left me as breathless as you were.

5 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I think it's great that her last name is Urista lol.

I know LOL it's like barista except...well...you know where this is going. xD

One golden shower martini please Sophia, shaken not stirred!

On 3/5/2021 at 10:32 PM, wettingman said:

Not at all too graphic . I almost obsess about exactly where a females pee come out. Usually her pee hole is difficult to find hidden up there with her other lady bits. Thanks for the pix, solving the mystery

BTW I love pubic hair that still lets us see the important parts.

This comes back to anatomy. Some women have tight vulvas and their urethras are very easy to spot once you've spread both sets of labia. Other women have a few extra folds or a small urethral opening and it can be hard to spot their urethra until they actually let you watch them pee whilst spreading their labia.

A side note for any women reading this who may be feeling self-conscious due to the very topic of discussing female genitalia, having extra folds doesn't mean your vulva is ugly. It just means you're built differently genetically to those women who don't have said folds, and there's nothing to be ashamed of. 

Are you able to pee standing on a hard floor whilst slowly and sexily swaying your hips from side to side? I personally absolutely adore that, but it's so rare in porn that I rarely get to see it...

On 11/11/2021 at 8:16 PM, KinsleyKisses said:

I enjoy caming and live streams but very few allow peeing without having to call it squirting. I want to start making pee videos instead of just  Enjoying it on my own but I'm only just now bold enough to do so. I could use some help on trying to figure out whether it would be more more beneficial and enjoyable to join a cam site and be able to do it live ive or to just make videos custom style.  There is no doubt that I would absolutely love to indulge for possibly hours playing in that type of scenario as opposed to a made up up one that I'm not quite as into quite as into personally.  I know how much more I enjoy it when I say when I see someone with the same lustful pleasure for what they're doing as what I'm in to in 2 so I'm sure other people would also. 

 I had an idea last night about even possibly just running a live stream that I'm not necessarily interactive with and have a full bladder the whole time and release it on Maybe little carpeted area right in front of the camera every time I have to go instead of into the toilet.. Or various different  Holding devices. Does that sound like something that anyone would enjoy?

Adultwork.com is a website based in the UK and has a webcam facility where you can pee in private chat without getting your account banned. I'd love to see you pee on cam.

Male

Natural growth pattern

trimmed pubic triangle but balls are awkward to trim so they're a bit hairier.