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  1. I'd love to rent a hotel room for me and a hot ladyfriend for a night and have her perform a striptease for me where she incorporates peeing into the routine while she's dancing naked and sexily swaying her hips. Of course I'll happily do the same in return if she wanted to see that. Gotta be willing to give if you're going to take.

    Another thing i'd love to do is get me and a nice peegirl naked and like stand and embrace her in a room with a hard floor. Then I'd start kissing her on the lips really romantically like she's the centre of my world, and while we're kissing, we both just pee right there while standing in eachothers arms and feel our mutual pee streams bouncing back up and splashing our legs. Then roll around in our golden puddle we created together and have amazing sex!

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  2. On 11/10/2021 at 12:06 AM, Dr.P said:

    In the USA, the laws, and their enforcement, vary widely with geographic location, and local attitudes. And surveillance cameras are now ubiquitous. Both the pee'er and the observer can be in serious trouble. The pee'er can be arrested for public urination, which is usually a misdemeanor, and not too serious. It is usually applied to men, very rarely to women. Simply viewing someone peeing, with the naked eye, may or may not be a problem, depending on the awareness and attitude of the pee'er, and his or her gender. If the pee'er is a male, he can be charged with indecent exposure, and branded as a sex offender. If the pee'er is a female, is aware that she is being watched, and makes a public outcry, it can lead to arrest of the observer, and branding him as a sex offender, which can have very serious consequences, including jail time and restrictions on future places of residence. Taking photographs or videos can have similar, and worse consequences, since they can provide hard evidence to the authorities, in addition to unsupported verbal accusations. So modern technologies and general paranoia have changed behavior drastically, during my thankfully long lifetime. Many of my most fun and memorable activities, from my younger days, could now lead to incarceration.  

    Note how the man gets branded as the sex offender whether he was the one peeing or not...

    The key phrase in this comment is "unsupported verbal accusations".

    If the pee'er is female and aware that there is a man watching her pee in a public place, all she has to do is scream bloody murder even if she agreed to let him watch in the first place, and then that man's life gets completely fucked up from that day forward. In other words, even if a man successfully takes all the precautionary steps to make sure it's as comfortable an exchange as humanly possible, he's still literally risking everything should she retrospectively change her mind...

    This to me points to a much wider problem in society. There is no legal protection for a man when a woman falsely accuses him to the authorities. Apologies for going off-piste here but as a man myself I find this fact deeply concerning...

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  3. On 10/9/2021 at 6:20 AM, Carb0nBased said:

    Contrary to what Alfresco has said, I would think pee would make a very poor massage "oil", worse than water. With the acidity and saltiness I would think it would be quite drying, almost like how skin feels after taking a shower in soapy water (not the initial slipperiness of the soap, but the rough feel after it's washed off).

    On the other hand, I could see how having a massage while sitting on the toilet, or lying somewhere that it's OK to pee (or even with a diaper on), could be fun for some people, in that there's no need to hold any tension, whether in the skeleton or in the bladder.

    Urine is actually more of an alkali than an acid, because the urea in pee is hugely disproportionate to the uric acid content. Just saying.

  4. I just visited eroprofile, and was able to load videos OK but when I try to favourite or rate them I get database error messages. I fear eroprofile may be coming towards the end of its life, as the admins don't appear to be keeping a log of these problems. It would be a terrible shame if I'm right because eroprofile is a fantastic repository for all kinds of incredibly sexy porn clips. 😞

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  5. On 3/3/2021 at 8:35 PM, zorba3189 said:

    Sometimes when I hear certain songs, I immediately think of my pee fetish and privately laugh to myself.

    For example:

    • "I wanna be with you everywhere" by Fleetwood Mac - - I always sing it "I wanna pee with you everywhere"  🙂
    • "I get knocked down" by Chumbawamb (I think?) - - I have my own thoughts when the background girls start singing "pissing the night away.... pissing the night away..." 
    • "Born to be wild" by Steppenwolf - - of course I sing "Born to pee wiiiild"

    I could go on if I thought about it some more.  Does anyone else have this same thought when hearing a song playing??

     

    That 2nd song is by Chumbawamba and is called Tubthumping.

    Another one I immediately thought of when I saw the title was When I Grow Up by Garbage. (Happy hours, golden showers, on a cruise to freak you out)

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  6. I think it very much depends on the company you're with. if you're with a bunch of people who you know are pee fetishists and don't have a problem with you peeing around them, then that's great but if you're in company who you're not sure how comfortable they are around it, it may be best to exit and come back.

    Having said that, because of all the foamand bubbles, it's unlikely to be noticeable to anyone else anyway if you just pee right there, provided you're nonchalant about it.

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  7. 1 hour ago, watchr12 said:

    Just checked, and still no posts in the last three days 😞 Also, long delay in loading video pages, but they do eventually show up, and can be downloaded (using the Download button). Sorta-kinda good news?!

    Photo pages are showing the same behavior and lack of new posts for three days.

    Progress. Not perfect but better than it was, for sure.

  8. There is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL difference between asking someone who knows about your pee fetish if you can watch them pee when they look visibly uncomfortable, and just watching someone pee without asking. One is safe, sane and above board. The other is a complete violation of trust, privacy and dignity. Both you and your husband should know EXACTLY which one is which.

    As much as I understand how badly your husband would enjoy watching you pee (if I were your husband, so would I) the fact that he just barges in without your permission in order to do so is something you need to have a SERIOUS word with him about. If his behaviour continues after confronting him, you are well within your rights to file for divorce in my opinion, but please don't ever feel like every urolagniac in the world behaves like your husband.

    You are a very sexy lady and I'd hate for you to lose the ability to be turned on by pee due to associating the pee fetish with his dickhead behaviour.

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  9. 1 hour ago, wannawatchuwiggle said:

    Same here. Can't acces my own photo's at the moment. Have sent them a question about it allready.

    That really sucks. You should at least have access to your own content... otherwise it's just negligence on behalf of the person running the website. Any luck with a response from the Eroprofile admins?

    Unless the site itself has caught Covid...

  10. It seems to me that the site itself is up but every time I try to watch a video on Eroprofile it buffers for a while, times out, and then I get a database error.

    Is anyone else having this issue?

  11. When they censor the vulva of a model during the actual peeing sequence in a sample clip. 

    Obviously I get that content creators want to profit from their work and censorship is a way of trying to "entice" the viewer to spend money, but for me it just puts me off completely if they censor the moneyshot in the sample. 

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  12. 5 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

    I’ll take that as wishes for this year… otherwise you’ve got 362 days to wait!  Cheers!

    Hahaha I do apologise. Many backdated happy returns my friend and if you're not careful your sense of humour might lead me to pee myself! Hahaha xD

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  13. I'd just like to point out that as the member of peefans who has officially been a member for the longest time (Admins and Mods can verify this), I personally just use this site as a let-out for a fetish that I have embraced, and a dating/meet-up site really isn't what I ever understood peefans to be.

    Apart from the unforseen danger point, I feel like peefans would completely die a death if it were treated as a dating/meet-up site. It would become like peeingcupid, where people who are genuinely into pee just post their profile without really getting anywhere because no-one's ever interested in responding to 50 profiles that look exactly the same...

    Peefans is a really welcoming community where we can openly share, discuss, and enjoy our mutual kink with people we know won't judge us for it. If offending posts get taken down for breaking site rules, it simply means the Mods are active, which is healthy for any website. I firmly believe we should strive to keep it that way, and I greatly appreciate the lengths that those in charge here go to in order to maintain the mutual fun to be had.

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  14. I'm definitely more in the "casual sexual encounter" group. If I'm having a discreet one-night stand it doesn't matter to me if they know, because my reputation is unlikely to be ruined in the aftermath. If I have a long-term relationship with someone (which frankly I'm not a big fan of doing these days!) there would be too much to risk if I were to admit my fetish. I prefer to embrace my pee fetish the only way I know how, which is by hiring someone and tailoring the encounter to my needs.

  15. I've kept it from all my partners in the past because I was scared about their immediate reaction and also the fact further down the line admitting my biggest fetish could come back to haunt me if things went south. Nowadays I've embraced my pee fetish but I'm not really looking for a partner anymore as I really can't be bothered by the drama that comes with being with a modern woman.

     

    It would be lovely to find a woman who is trustworthy, respectful, honest, communicative and shares my love of pee, but I feel like that demographic is wafer thin, and as I'm getting older my dating market value appears to be dwindling...

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