JQKER

Having a pee in the bathroom sink just now

Spent the morning wandering around in the local mall this morning, going commando in my favorite black camoflage peeing shorts. It's impossible to tell when they are wet because of the light dark swirls and spots in the design. I let out little bits of piss at a time, teasing myself to let out more and more, leaving little puddles here and there. I unzipped and freed my thobbing hard on in a "Lids" hat store and peed on the carpeted floor. The lone cashier was so absorbed in her text message, she never even knew I had just emptied my bladder under a rack of hoodies.

I'm guessing they didn't, and even if they did they couldn't tell anyone because it's a federal crime to observe or photograph people in store dressing rooms in the US. Peeing in the parking lot is always fun, too, as long as there's no security cams watching me whip it out and soak a few parked Mercedes. On a dare, I once peed out the window of a friend's car on the freeway. The lady driver behind us actually had to turn on her wipers.

Took all my clothes off in a Macy's changing room yesterday, stroked my cock until it was bone hard, and emptied my full baldder all over everything, splattering boner piss everywhere. Then I rubbed one out, splooging on the bench, got dressed, left, and had a cigarette in the parking lot.