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Dear Wet Carpet. I'm a 32 year old Dutch blonde and I earn a living as a performance artist, specialising in the more outrageous, pushing the envelope performances. For the last week I have been performing to sell out crowds and rave reviews in a performance about private acts as public performances. Basically this involves myself and two other women being naked on stage and doing various random things. The highlight for me is the part where all three of us stand with our legs apart and hands on hips facing the audience and piss all over the stage. Our director encourages us all to drink

Dear Wet Carpet. I'm a guy in my 40s who lives alone since my divorce, and work in retail. I befriended a young university lecturer and married mother of two who is in her mid 20s, name of Chloe. We got to know each other on a pee fetish forum. She had never done anything naughtier than pee in the shower, keeping her secret interest in peeing a secret from her husband and family. She has long fantasised about being able to pee anywhere with total abandon but would never do it in her own home. I told her that she would be welcome to pee on the floor or anywhere else at my pad and we shared

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Emily, and I am a curvaceous blonde in my 20s today. But when I was younger and still at home with my parents I was going through a phase of occasionally peeing on my bedroom carpet for fun. I don't know where the idea came from but I got a kick out of just doing it there instead of going to the toilet. Then one day I was enjoying another piss on the floor in the corner when my mum walked in. I quickly stopped weeing and pulled my jeans back up, embarrassed and nervous, expecting an angry tirade. Instead she just laughed and said, "Pissing on the carp

Indeed in this day an age women should be able to pee anywhere men can. The only exceptions actually being ladies' and gentlemen's public toilets, simply because a lot of women like their public toilets to be female only spaces, and there are probably some men who wouldn't feel comfortable peeing in urinals with passing women taking a peek, though my only problem with it would be greater difficulty in peeing due to a hard on, lol. Other than that, any differences between where men and women can pee are likely to be anatomically derived. For one thing it must take a lot more skill for a wo

I know I am male but Ihave tasted my own pee a long time ago just to see what it is like. To be fair if strongly yellow it tastes pretty gross but if well hydrated so that it is very pale it isnt hugely different from warm water. I assume girls' pee would taste broadly similar? I do though think that the eroticism involved in drinking a girl's pee would trump any problem with actual taste and you'd soon learn to love the taste for that reason.

Sorry I have edited out my other questions as I see they have pretty much been asked by others and answered. So I will throw this one at you. Would you prefer to have the ability to instantly travel anywhere in space, or anywhere in time?

Indeed. I have been on forums like this for over 14 years now, and I have never asked a female I barely knew for explicit imagery. There was one on another site who befriended me for a while and offered me video imagery of herself peeing on a carpet, but the offer came from her and only after we had been friends for a while. Actually there was also another on this site but again the offer came from her and only after we had been friends for a while.

Such conduct is unacceptable, but there will always be a minority of jerks trying to conduct themselves in that way until jumped upon. Is it possible for a member to block all private messages by default - except from mods - and only allow chats from members they choose to allow? I cannot recall if this is so from my time as a mod. If not, might it not be an idea to introduce such a facility?

Times and technology have changed and you are a lot younger than me and came of age much more recently. Hence my next question. Where did you see your first ever pee porn? On a phone or a laptop or computer? On a video or DVD? In a magazine? And did you seek it out yourself, stumble across it by accident or did someone show it to you? Back in my day there was no internet and the laws on porn were much stricter. Mary Whitehouse was very much still taken seriously. Pee porn was totally illegal. The first time I ever saw it it was in the form of an under the counter video cassette, larg

Dear Wet Carpet. My name is Clare and I am in a relationship with Dani. This us a picture of us. I am the one kissing Dani and she is the one being kissed.... Thing is Dani is a dirty bitch into pissing everywhere and introduced me to this magazine. She is a woman of means having inherited a lot of money so owns a three bedroom house where I live with her. I first met her in a fetish club on watersports night. I was introduced to it by a past boyfriend who had a thing about being peed on. And I have always enjoyed seeing ladies peeing, more so than guys which is when I began to reali

Dear Wet Carpet. When I was young my friend and I would sometimes squat and pee on the bedroom carpet just for fun. It was her idea and we used to do it in her bedroom but we also sometimes did it in mine too. It seemed like good fun being naughty. But one day we were squatting and peeing on my carpet beside the bed when my step mum suddenly walked in, catching us in mid flow. We stopped pissing as fast as we could and quickly pulled our knickers up. I can remember the look of utter surprise on my step mum's face, and remember expecting an angry tirade. But much to my surprise she just ch

Dear Wet Carpet. My wife has this thing she likes to do. She has been doing it since before we married several years ago. Basically, we keep a glass bowl under the bed and just before we turn in she pees in it. She rather enjoys doing it with me watching. It has long been our naughty pleasure. The usual routine is that once we are both naked - we sleep in the nude - she squats beside the bed, reaches under it to get the glass bowl which she places underneath herself, and does a long hissy piss in it with a grin on her face. Then she pushes it back under the bed. Often she'll piss in it fi