Brad Wallis

Yes, she must have been perched on the edge of the seat, letting the urine fall silently onto the porcelain. If her stream would loudly hiss or spray in this position, however, her cover would still be blown! So yes, it seems some girls can master the art of the silent pee.

Many years ago, I had a college roommate whose pretty blonde girlfriend peed within earshot on more than one occasion, and to my disappointment, she was completely silent! Maybe she was shy and aimed for the porcelain. I never heard a drop from her. Stealth pissing expert she was.

What is a typical. morning pee like for you, Anna? When you get out of bed, gotta go, sit down… are you a one-minute girl? Loud, quiet, splashy? Hiss?

Mr. Owl, congrats on another great story. How is your bathroom situated in such a way that you can so clearly hear these guests? I assume she closed the door of course. And do you have any more updates from the other women, such as your MIL, SIL and office assistant? Cheers!

Have you ever tried to remain standing and just slip your panties off to the side, letting the stream fall between your feet? Would that work?

How has the angle changed? I’m no expert but I’m not sure about OP’s theory. It may be true, but in my experience, a younger lady tends to pee more forcefully and loudly in general. However, I have known so many notable exceptions to that rule on both sides, that I question my own theory as well. It may be that I just happened to have a larger data set when I was a younger man, having had more adventures with multiple women than I do now.

Wow, she is like one of those water jet machines! How do the other two react to her strong streams, since they both seem to be quite a bit quieter?

I like the sense of competition among the three of them. Your MIL and SIL seem to take after each other. They don’t pee fast like your wife, but they go forever! Which of them currently holds the record for the longest tinkle? Have they ever tried a distance competition? In that case, I think we all know who the winner would be, lol!

Three minutes 30 seconds, what a lady! She must have been bursting. You have a gift for writing. Your posts never fail to convey such detail, the reader feels he is in the room.

Nice. I like the variety. So the cousin is the longest pee-er in your life I suppose?

Those little bursts are sexy. I like that she always seems to pee like that, even years apart. It’s her unique style. How does she compare to your wife or other ladies in the family?

She’s like one of my ex’s. The lady could hold all day or night, but when she finally went she took forever!

Nice. I assume her peeing style has changed significantly from how you remember her when she was younger?

I find it so sexy to hear a girl peeing for a long time like that. Has your ex-wife let you hear her pee recently, or is it just something she told you about? And if so.. how was that experience?

I think I pee pretty average. When very desperate, I’ve gone over a minute, maybe 1:30 at most. My normal morning pee is only about 30 seconds. But I’ve known women who can top that easily. One of my girlfriends could go over three minutes at times, normal morning for her was a minute.