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    Cumming over female celebrities.

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    On 12/27/2020 at 11:03 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

    Cutting to the topic headline, I'll confess I haven't sealed the deal in terms of the masturbation, but just watched a TV prog that definitely stirred things up.

    Most of the UK members here will remember SM:Tv, the Saturday morning kids programme - if you don't it's perhaps because it was 20 years ago.  Anyway I've just sat with my wife and watched a documentary about it, reuniting Ant, Dec and of course Cat Deeley.

    Now back in the day, Cat was the young twenties thing that I guess a huge proportion of us fancied - very pretty, fun yet elegant and sometimes a little naughty.

    Now, well she's married with kids - but more importantly has matured stunningly.  Yes she's now mid-40s, but then I'm 20 years older.  Yes she's got a few lines around her eyes (personally I prefer that to a stretched lifted face) - but definitely did it for me!

     

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    have you seen this one of her.

     

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    Re-Writing The Movie Script

    in Pee Talk & Questions

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    On 3/10/2020 at 11:53 AM, steve25805 said:

    Scene from Terminator 2.

    The friendly terminator payed by Arnold Schwarzenegger has been sent back in time to protect Sarah Connor. The evil shapeshifting terminator has them holed up in a building and wants to flush them out rather than go in after them. He has acquired a gun firing tear gas cannisters which he is firing into the building. Sarah Connor is starting to cough. Arnie suggests making an escape down into the sewers but the tear gas is growing too thick. He knows Sarah may not make it. He says "you need to make a gas mask so you can make it to the drain downstairs so we can escape into the sewers. Take off your underwear." 

    "Are you serious?"

    "Yes. Take off your underwear. Hurry. There is little time."

    Sarah is beginning to cough more badly as the tear gas takes hold. Her eyes are closed against it. But she steps out of her jeans and removes her underwear with difficulty.

    "Pee on the underwear."

    Sarah squats over the discarded panties and pees on them.

    When she is done, Arnie says, "Now hold those panties up to your nose and mouth. It will protect you from the gas."

    Sarah does so with one hand, grabbing her discarded jeans with the other. With her eyes closed Arnie leads her into the basement where there is a manhole leading to the sewers. They make their escape, Sarah bottomless but clutching her jeans to put on later.....

    I would have thought she would have let loose outside the lift as she's trying to escape, as the doors open and Arnie's right there - massive pants pissing moment. Sorry for the crap picture but its the only one i can find

     

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    Is anyone here a musician?

    in General Chat

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    i play the keyboard, not professionally, just as a hobby, im not very good, ive never bothered to learn to play properly. I got up to grade 3 at school, and then GCSE's got in the way and i gave it up to concentrate on the learning.Part of it is my hands are just too small and i dont have a lot of dexterity in my hands. But i do like decent keyboardswith good sounds and rhythms, so i have a Tyros 5 which cost me nearly 4 grand.

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    Things that annoy you when driving.

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    On 9/19/2020 at 10:24 AM, likesToLick said:

    You're such a gentle soul Steve.  My imaginary magic button simply vaporises them.

    Yes, i'd want to be in one of James Bond's cars, either the Aston with the machine guns and rockets, or one of his BMWs with various missile systems

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    Area 51

    in General Chat

    Posted · Edited by Cuckoo42

    Can i just point out to the OP that Area 51 is A MILITARY INSTALLATION. Out in the middle of nowhere, for good reason, there's no-one there.

    You will likely not find sewer outlets, pipes etc, because it is a military site, therefore any plans are kept locked away in government bunkers. The site was built by the military, to military spec for military purposes. Hence the extreme security.

    I have seen a short film on the internet, think it was on You Tube, about a few guys who went to one of the gates, and despite the sign saying do not go past this sign, they went about 100 yards past it and then walked back. Within a minute, there was a convoy of vehicles headed out towards them.

    They were apprehended, held, their passports taken, they were detained for about 6 hours. They were not allowed to speak to anyone. They were eventually released, and were told that if they were to go past that sign again in the same manner as they had done, they would be treated as terrorists and likely shot at or end up in Gitmo

    Whatever it is research wise that is going on in Area 51, i dont think its aliens, it is likely just cutting edge aerospace projects. Missile testing, tracking systems etc,  aeroplane manoeverability testing etc.

    Just leave them alone, we will likely never know ever, what goes on/went on in Area 51. 

    Things that annoy you when driving.

    in General Chat

    Posted · Edited by Cuckoo42

    1 people who dont indicate at roundabouts or sliproads you know who you are Audi and BMW drivers. People who go from outside lane right across 2/3 lanes to dive up the sliproad - Audi/BMW impatient dickhead drivers...i wish my car had tracking machine guns fitted, i could put some holes in their car.

    2 people who are travelling 0.5mph faster than you, but get into the outside lane half a mile before they get to you.

    3 trucks overtaking trucks. They're all limited to 56mph here in the UK, so why end up blocking a 2 lane road with 2 trucks going exactly the same speed ??!!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!! SMH, FML etc etc.

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    Are You a Pervert?

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    I dont have the ultra conservative morals of the Victorians. I'm sure the Puritans would have me horse whipped and burnt at the stake for my private sexual thoughts. Does that make me a pervert?

     

    Some people are such hypocrites when it comes to calling a pervert out. It's not "natural" to do someone up the bum, but it's a common thing these days. Then someone does something like pee up a wall, gets called a pervert. i think the person who took it up the wrong'un is more of a pervert

    Maybe its a privacy thing. someone who whips it out in public is a pervert for potentially showing their genitalia to children. 

    I think as with all things the meaning of the word has been corrupted and is just a convenient way to call someone a sexual deviant. 

    No wonder psychiatrists are so rich, the mess thats inside a human head. And if Freud is to be believed its all about sex.

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    tumblr, the big loss

    in Pee Websites

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    unfortunately those in control of the ISP's are dictating terms and conditions. Unfortunately owing to unpleasant material being circulated they're trying to censor and police the entire internet. There's a lot of political pressure about- not that it's making much difference, just means that you have to create accounts and identify yourself everywhere you go.

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