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Oh, he is turned on everytime. He said to me that he feels blessed that i come to him in emergencies and he gets used. To be honest, it is not so much as a turn on for me. However i do see this as I am more lucky and happy to have this service. If every women felt like this and had this privilege, the world would be a better place lol After, i went to watch my tv show which i am watching the american horror story ☺

Lolololol that is too funny lmao! Well maybe your mom see's you as a gentleman and is proud of you! ;-) I do have a question, i presume you told this to your girlfriend? What does she think about the whole thing and your mother's message to you?

My sister just came over to take her shower because her place is getting renovated. As she goes in, the big urge hits me, needing to pee. So i decide to join my man on the back porch to have a little smoke and i just said to him that i have to go really bad and she is in the shower. So i grabbed the J and told him to lay on the porch and to hurry up! Ahh i just love my sweet BF ☺ He is so very handy to have around. *wink*

Hi!!!! Welcome back.. well you have a busy job. I better watch out myself from you spy's !! Lol

I will always choose to pee outside vs porta potty. I don't know how people use this. The seat, side and floor is full of pee and stench. After squating and realizing that your face is a foot away from the urinal. I just gave up and went in the grass since then.

That was sexy and funny. Good story!

That will be 3 days x 12 months x (x) years ☺

Aww thanks Kevin.. i can get bitchy a few days before and then i cry because BF did not deserve that. I do compensate with giving him oral so i guess he understands and take it. Lol

Your a god! Lol for a reason, i knew from the start. In my early twenties, a friend at the time said that she squirts in her bf face. When we tokd her it was urine, she went into defense and said no because her BF said it tasted like water. Then one stepped uo and said to her.. hun, you peed in his face.. maybe your BF made you believe it for years because he probably has a fetish. When dhe stooped and explain it to him, then he was asking her to pee on him.

To be honest, i try not to think about it.. she is an unwanted guess. See it as having your nagging mother in law over every month but with pain and messy. Sometimes i give up to Midol. That will knock you out solid during the first painful day. Its like when the day comes that i will be in labor, if the nurse asks for name or any other information, i will answer her with epidural asap!!

Yes, the unwelcomed period is back to haunt me again and she is not very nice to me to a point of staying home. Periods should be activated when we want to have babies, not all our lives!

Well the fund raise was a success. With are other friends, we had a beautiful supper and had an amazing time with them. Overall, no regrets

I know I will because Me and my man have some plans this weekend with another couple. Plus i am helping out with a fun raise outdoors so it should be fun.

I am a better dancer than that. And when i feel that my muscles are releasing.. get out of my way or become a victim of splash

My BF once asked me to test the capacity of how much I can hold. I am talking about holding it in to a point of dancing. I was almost at 1.5 litres and he timed it which took me almost a 1 minute. I would never let get to that point ever because it is torture. Lol

Well, someone was fortunate to witness that. :tongue:

Is there a world record for the most pee? Maybe i should try for it. Lol

I seem to have the same genetics from my mom. After a while, and when i was younger, i would not go to the toilet often and when i did, it was long. If i understand it correctly.. the muscle are tight when they relax.. thats when you release the urine. In average, i can pee for 30-40 seconds. Which i believe is why there is more quantity. I am not a doctor but its what i was told

How about i fling my panties at you and say.. hey.. the topic is measuring cup.

I had laugh about it because our vice president walked in after lunch and said, wow, a woman created a huge puddle and just walked away. I smiled and I was thinking, well mr vice president, you haven't seen my puddles. lolol

This is more of a true story. Not far from where I work, there us to be a public restroom and in the early spring the city closed it down because it was messy and cleaned once per day and asked the for the users to keep it clean and think of others. The message was never respected, even at times I would hold it in and wait to come to the office. Since then people has been protesting for reopening the place. Store owners will not let you use their wash rooms unless you buy something. Since then, everyone has been going across the street in this mini park with benches where a lot of people go

Mr Glad with a perfect aim.. I have been practicing and my aiming is there but it's got a mind of it's own. If I sit or squat, I can get away with it but as soon as I start changing angles, it get's messy

Well, they give us the cup and nothing else. I believe they want us to bring our own or aim for the cup like everyone does.

Yeah !! every year and it's not that easy. I would start to pee then as soon as I would put the cup the pee stream splashes all over the place. I am sure they can come up with a better system. Maybe for guys it's easy but for me it's a challenge and struggle.

Well I see everything catches your attention !