Here is a confession from a British female....
"I just love peeing on carpet!
I love the sound it makes as my stream hits it and how it darkens as it absorbs my pee.
I've done it in loads of places.....I always pee on the carpet in hotel rooms. Ive also done it in other people's houses during parties, in a show house and in an ex's house for revenge.
I used to live in a cheap rented flat and would often piss off the sofa onto the lounge carpet while watching TV or on the bedroom carpet from the side of the bed instead of getting out of the warm bed to use the toilet."
The kind