Hard piss with fart and no flush (update)

[Brutus 2,206]

 

I have linked above the thread from a while back describing this woman Nicole from my job that I heard peeing unlike anything I've ever heard before. Toward the end of the thread is where my story of hearing her pee can be found, in case you missed it. To recap, she's mid 40's, tall, curvy and busty. Very sexy and regularly stops by my department to see other people. Well today I had the great fortune of hearing her pee again and have to share this with you all, because it was quite an event, better than last time. I want to make sure to describe this to a level of quality and detail that this deserves. So, I had to drive to an apartment building that my company rents to special needs tenants, in order to go over some new budget parameters and get contracts signed and so on...It was a chance to get out of the office for an hour, as far as I was concerned.

I pulled up to the apartment, walked around to the side and met a woman standing there on the phone. She covered it and told me to go upstairs to the left toward her office and she would be there shortly. The building wasn't in very good shape, crumbling drywall, squeaky stairs and old window air conditioners that looked to be from the 80's. I went into her small office, stacks of papers all over, very chaotic looking. Sitting there waiting, I heard a door down the hall open and none other than Nicole's voice, walking out from a meeting along with a different site manager. The door to the office I was in had partially closed on it's own enough so that no one walking down the hall toward the office could see me inside, from where I was seated. The desk directly across from me was visible though, and with it being unoccupied, gave the impression that the office was empty unless you were standing in the doorway. I'm certain that the door keeping Nicole from seeing me was the key to making what happened next so great.

The other woman she was talking to walked past where I was and headed down the stairs, with her purse in hand. She was talking about picking her kids up. At that point, Nicole said “Oh, I need to use the restroom, I'll see you tomorrow.” She stopped just before following the woman downstairs and doubled back to the restroom, and I was now super excited, knowing what she's capable of. Now, with me being out of view, and the other woman I was waiting on still outside on the phone, Nicole naturally assumed no one else was on the floor, as the other 2 offices were empty. I peeked around the door briefly as she walked back toward the restroom a few doors down the hall. It was definitely her, in a white shirt, sandals and very tight orange business slacks (no panty lines!) that made her meaty round ass look incredible. When I saw her go in, I was praying that the lady outside would stay there for the moment so I could enjoy this. I even walked over to the window of her office and turned off the air conditioner so I could hear Nicole as much as possible. Bold move but I just couldn't miss this.

Well my wishes came true and then some. The door to the bathroom was wooden, but still allowed plenty of sound to escape and the entire floor was silent now. Just as I hoped, she immediately started releasing a tidal wave of piss hitting water that I could hear echoing into the hallway very well. This time it was joined by an explosive fart right after the pee started. When I heard the fart I literally gasped a bit. That's how powerful it was. That with her loud pissing was already impressive, and plenty music to my ears but then she really blew my mind. After a few more seconds her stream basically exploded in a gush and got much stronger, like it legitimately doubled in power and loudness, and then her sexy fucking hissing sound started. That sudden bursting of so much more pee made a tingling feeling travel up my spine. It's been years since that happened to me from an arousal standpoint. I thought the sound of her hiss was still fresh in my mind from last time, but I realized the true sound of it had faded from my memory a bit. I wish words could convey how hard she was peeing. To hear both stream against toilet water and her hiss in unison, was just beautiful. Once again I was captivated by this woman's peeing power, even more so this time. Inhuman is a good word to describe how hard she can piss. I wasn't keeping time but she certainly broke the 15 second mark and that's a serious feat given her pressure. I'd say 15- 20 seconds at full strength.

When she was done, I kept listening closely for a flush and just like last time, she just came walking out without flushing and strolled right past the office I was in and down the stairs to leave, still with no clue I was there. She had one hand rested on her purse hanging from her shoulder, and the other hand fluffing her long curly hair. She then whipped it around in that cute way that women with long hair usually do. But that simple act with the hair, after such a good piss, felt to me like a subconscious expression of satisfaction from relieving a bursting bladder, and joy in knowing that she didn't care about leaving it for someone else to worry about, proud of her sexiness. I suspect she suddenly doubled back specifically because she figured (incorrectly) that it was the perfect time to leave a toilet unflushed, like she jumps on these opportunities to get away with it. She got in her car and pulled out of the parking lot and I hurried up and turned the air conditioner back on. The lady I was waiting on finally came up and entered the office. She told me her name, but my mind was in no condition to remember anything at that point. She was ready to start but I didn't care and had to see what Nicole left behind, so I handed her the papers and told her start going over the budget terms, and that I needed to use the restroom, which she had no issue with.

I walked in, excited like a kid on Christmas. The first thing that was instantly noticeable was the smell of ass still lingering. It wasn't a fart smell, but a warm rancid aroma of pure ASS after a long day in the summer heat. It wasn't overwhelming but certainly had a punch to it. The toilet was filled with fairly dark yellow piss, with a good bit of bubbles still settling. A wad of tissue that she wiped with was laying at the front of the bowl, mostly above the water surface. And of course the seat was covered in splashes mostly toward the left, so I now know her pee arches sideways. You could tell the mess on the seat was hers because the splash was fresh, still reflective of light and not yet dried. You could also see where drips ran over the edge and trailed down the outside of the toilet. Not surprising, she's guaranteed to spray, having a cannon for a urethra. What I would give to be able to see her stream...I can't even imagine how thick it must be. Hearing her pee again, having visual confirmation that she doesn't flush, AND that she has bad aim, officially makes Nicole the sexiest woman I currently know. As mentioned earlier, I believe that this unfiltered display from her occurred specifically because of the door partially closing itself and hiding me from her view. Even with the other woman having left, if she had seen me sitting there, she mostly likely would've been on her best behavior, knowing that no one else could be blamed and I could come in right after her. So I'm very happy for that stubborn door making her think she was alone to be her natural inconsiderate bitchy self! It's such a thrill knowing this about her.

After enjoying the sight for a minute, I knew it was time to get back to work, before letting the other woman think I was taking a poo. I wiped the seat and flushed, so as to not risk her going in soon after and think that I left the toilet looking how Nicole left it. Damn it's so hot that she just leaves her piss like that. It's as if she literally believes she's too sexy to give a shit about decency. That's the vibe I get from her, based on this incredible display. She's also said things from time to time that reveal her arrogance and assertiveness. The reality is, she has the looks to warrant such an attitude!

Hope this was half as thrilling for you to read as it was for me to experience!

 

Edited July 13, 2018 by Brutus

[spywareonya 37,962]

@Brutus

 

Holy motherfucking shit!!!

I got wet Brutus, and is all your fault ahahahahahahaah!!!

Not only hot that way, nor pissing that way, but also with an OST like that?!

You know how to make me slobber down there man...

[Brutus 2,206]

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@Brutus

 

Holy motherfucking shit!!!

I got wet Brutus, and is all your fault ahahahahahahaah!!!

Not only hot that way, nor pissing that way, but also with an OST like that?!

You know how to make me slobber down there man...

You got wet?!

Shit, she made ME wet too!

It's been on my mind non stop.

 

[Sephora 2,372]

@Brutus It sounds like you had an ear full. As you described what went on, the details and all, no wonder you felt turned on.

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎7‎/‎13‎/‎2018 at 10:20 PM, Brutus said:

You got wet?!

Shit, she made ME wet too!

It's been on my mind non stop.

 

In mine too from your simple description, as soon I saw this thread got replies I rushed here!!!

[Brutus 2,206]

13 hours ago, Sephora said:

@Brutus It sounds like you had an ear full. As you described what went on, the details and all, no wonder you felt turned on.

It really was quite a treat to the ears and then the eyes when I checked the scene after. 

[Alfresco 11,633]

Wow!  definitely hit it lucky there.   And now when you see her, you'll be imagining her in that toilet, hovering, jetting, hissing and splashing.

[spywareonya 37,962]

10 hours ago, Brutus said:

It really was quite a treat to the ears and then the eyes when I checked the scene after. 

 

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

Wow!  definitely hit it lucky there.   And now when you see her, you'll be imagining her in that toilet, hovering, jetting, hissing and splashing.

 

Yes, this account is one of the most VISCERAL story I read recently, WOW!!!

[Brutus 2,206]

12 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Wow!  definitely hit it lucky there.   And now when you see her, you'll be imagining her in that toilet, hovering, jetting, hissing and splashing.

Yes! And leaving her yellow beauty for someone else to flush. I've heard some pretty strong peeing women in my days, but she outclasses them all. No competition. There's no way she doesn't realize her gift. She has to be proud.

[spywareonya 37,962]

On ‎7‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 1:05 AM, Brutus said:

Yes! And leaving her yellow beauty for someone else to flush. I've heard some pretty strong peeing women in my days, but she outclasses them all. No competition. There's no way she doesn't realize her gift. She has to be proud.

Very likely she secretely is, which is even hotter

[Yellow_Mellow 0]

On 7/13/2018 at 5:20 AM, Brutus said:

But that simple act with the hair, after such a good piss, felt to me like a subconscious expression of satisfaction from relieving a bursting bladder, and joy in knowing that she didn't care about leaving it for someone else to worry about, proud of her sexiness. I suspect she suddenly doubled back specifically because she figured (incorrectly) that it was the perfect time to leave a toilet unflushed, like she jumps on these opportunities to get away with it.

This is the most exciting moment of the story. I wonder how many sexy women behave in that way, leaving their pee unflushed, as not everyone can really overcome the fear to be 'gross'. Nicole dares to do what she wants even furtively. I like her. Thank you for this wonderful story.