Near sightings on the M5 motorway.

[blob74 134]

On Saturday there had been a bad crash going north, as I had to go that way on Sunday afternoon I thought in would have been cleared by then, I left home around 1:00pm, at about 3pm I was wrong, the traffic slowed and stopped, I was in the middle lane for 5.5 hours to move 2 miles, the first was a male continental lorry driver in the right hand lane, jumped down and walked around his lorry to pee on the center crash barrier.
A little later (now stopped for over 2.5 hours) a female driver in the left lane, 3 cars in front of me got out and went around to her passenger side, opened both doors and squatted, I did not see her peeing but her pee stream came out from under her car, when done she returned to her seat, as the car moved I had clear look at her pee splashed puddle about 2 feet across with a wide stream running across her lane into my lane.
The two cars in front of me were together and driven by what looked like two sisters, they had been passing food and drink between them, as we crept forward the lorry to my left had turned his engine off and so did not move for sometime to come, ( I think to have his TACO break) so a large gap in the left lane opened up, the first car pulled through this gap onto the hard shoulder and stopped, the second did the same but stopped at an angle across the back of the first car, both females got out and went to the rear of the first and so the side of the second and squatted, when done they moved there cars back into the left lane, just leaving two puddles with tissue paper in them.
The gap in front of me was filled by a white van, the male driver peed by his front tyre, he then walked around and talked to his passenger.
It was now dark when his passenger got out, it was a blonde female in a light coloured top and black leggings, she was doing a pee pee dance with her hands in the sides of her waste band, ( I thought this is going to be good). She was talking to her driver and dancing around, ( here we go, but no) suddenly a female driving in the car to my left got out, spoke to her and they both ran off to the hard shoulder and darkness (dam), she came back to the van, standing calmly to have a smoke.
When the traffic started to move you could see puddles and tissue paper on the road in all lanes, it was now 9:30pm, as we slowly pasted the screened off accident. (the wrecks were still on the M5 on Wednesday morning as I traveled south)
 

[Adyguy6970 819]

Thanks for sharing, blob.  Experiences like that are rare but all the more to be treasured when they happen.  

[Alfresco 11,167]

That was a hot experience.  The only thing to enjoy about sitting in traffic for 5 hours!

We used to have a secretary who was telling me that she had been stuck on the M3 for several hours.  I said to her casually, that she must have been dying for the loo when she got home.  She replied without concern "Oh no, we had been shopping and drunk several coffees, so we just went on the embankment".  I asked if she was concerned about being seen and she said that she wasn't really bothered as other people were doing it and her friend and her took it in turns to hold a coat in front of each other.

[ppppppp 1,458]

Once, ages ago, I was giving a female friend a lift and we got stuck in traffic on a main road.  After half an hour or so, I was bursting, so I jumped out of the car and down the embankment at the side of the road.  I had nearly finished spraying the grass, when Helen appeared.  She ran down the embankment too, unzipping her jeans.  Right in front of me she pulled them down, with her knickers, squatted and pissed right in front of me.