Starks2010 2,197 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I'm going to keep this short and to the point. My ex wife was over with my son. She mentioned having to pee. She had a $40 debit with me for a, "service" I provided ?. Anyway I tell her a pee puddle is worth $40. Directed her to use the carpet in the living room which rarely gets traffic. Then I left it to her discretion. She decides to go upstairs and take a piss on the bedroom carpet while i was downstairs with my boy. She said I couldn't watch because she didn't want to get stuck. I hear her yelling from upstairs that it's a lot. I go up there after to find a big dark spot on the carpet (pictured) and a used paper towel. And it smelled like coffee. Never had coffee piss before but it has been a fantasy. Now I have to get her in debit again. ? Enjoy the picture. 4 Link to post
Alfresco 11,633 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 That currency could catch on. 2 Link to post
JesseP 1,277 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Nice, would have been better if you could have watched 1 Link to post
glad1 2,832 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 17 hours ago, Alfresco said: That currency could catch on. Maybe it would if it was given a catchy name like "bitscoin." 1 Link to post
daemoniak 614 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 In French, the translation of "paying with cash" is "payer en liquide", which literally means "paying with liquid" :) Ever since I've enjoyed the idea of naughty peeing, I've had a smirk anytime it's mentioned ^^ 1 Link to post
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