Paid Debit w/ Picture

[Starks2010 2,197]

I'm going to keep this short and to the point. My ex wife was over with my son. She mentioned having to pee. She had a $40 debit with me for a, "service" I provided ?. Anyway I tell her a pee puddle is worth $40. Directed her to use the carpet in the living room which rarely gets traffic. Then I left it to her discretion. She decides to go upstairs and take a piss on the bedroom carpet while i was downstairs with my boy. She said I couldn't watch because she didn't want to get stuck. I hear her yelling from upstairs that it's a lot. I go up there after to find a big dark spot on the carpet (pictured) and a used paper towel. And it smelled like coffee. Never had coffee piss before but it has been a fantasy. Now I have to get her in debit again. ? Enjoy the picture.

[Alfresco 11,631]

That currency could catch on.  

[JesseP 1,277]

Nice, would have been better if you could have watched

[glad1 2,832]

17 hours ago, Alfresco said:

That currency could catch on.  

Maybe it would if it was given a catchy name like "bitscoin."

[daemoniak 614]

In French, the translation of "paying with cash" is "payer en liquide", which literally means "paying with liquid" :)

Ever since I've enjoyed the idea of naughty peeing, I've had a smirk anytime it's mentioned ^^