ironbladderman 38 Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 So i saw this post online and thought I'd get peoples ideas on this. Announcing . . . . The 2016 Summer Pee Olympics Contestants wanted! A fun new take on the ol' fashioned piss contest of years' yonder! Enjoy what our bodies do every day - but in a new way! Yur ine for a wee good time! Open to all adult women, men, hermaphrodites. This Year's Pee Competitions: DISTANCE - Far Go maximum pee stream distance attained in centimeters as measured on a level service from a standing or reclining position VOLUME - Go, Go, Go maximum pee volume in milliliters released into and as recorded in a measuring container HEIGHT - Geyser maximum vertical height distance in centimeters of skyward directed stream apex as measured from urethral output TARGET - Bulls Eyed Pees first to fill a 100 ML plastic container with a 3 CM top opening with contestant's pee from standing position at a distance of 1 meter, no hands allowed for men, hands okay for women BLINDMAN - No Pee King first to fill a 50 ML plastic container with a 4 CM top opening with contestant's pee from standing position at a distance of 1 meter by a blindfolded contestant, hand guidance is allowed for all, contestants can receive verbal aiming feedback from spectators FLOW - Full Stream Ahead rate of release flow measured as volume released in milliliters over a 7-second period COLOR & HUE - Wet & Warm most pleasing color and hue as determined by our judges of contestant's pee released into a small clear glass fish bowl CLARIPEE - Water 2 Water the most clear appearing liquid release, contestant consumes all contents of water from a standard 0.5 liter clear plastic water bottle and then releases their bladder contents back into the same bottle within 10 minutes, use of funnel is acceptable for all SPLIT STREAM - Doubling Down contestant will attempt to create two simultaneous pee streams, judges subjectively determine the winner of this competition based upon duration of dual streams and skillfulness of contestant HAPPEE - Tickle Me PeePee - a non-competition for-fun event where a full-bladder contestant is subjected to tickling on their feet, sides or thighs while laying down, just to see what transpires HEADS UP - Arc de Triumph special contest for female contestants only as this is considered too easy of a challenge for males, contestant lays on horizontal surface and with hand guidance allowed attempts to stream her pee in an arc shape over her body to her hair, which has been pre-applied with a dab of shampoo, then lathers up if she was successful enough in her attempts, spectators award the winner by applause voting D.J. - Our own D.J. "Ur Inn Trouble" will be belting out the tunes between competitions and providing waterfall background sounds during some competitions 3 Link to post
LPee23 35 Posted August 13, 2016 Share Posted August 13, 2016 Awesome idea. Wish there were a site dedicated to something like this. 1 Link to post
ironbladderman 38 Posted August 13, 2016 Author Share Posted August 13, 2016 Yea, the main problem is finding a place to do this at. Link to post
P-Spud 1,347 Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 You'll need corporate sponsors. How about Depends? Link to post
ironbladderman 38 Posted August 24, 2016 Author Share Posted August 24, 2016 lol well I'd think this would be a more private thing 1 Link to post
Sophie 24,348 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) How long did you spend coming up with these names? I love them. Edited August 24, 2016 by Guest 1 Link to post
ironbladderman 38 Posted August 28, 2016 Author Share Posted August 28, 2016 Well not that long really, I just shared an idea that I read somewhere online. 1 Link to post
Fyrman 16 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Well not that long really, I just shared an idea that I read somewhere online. Glad that you took my idea from the chat room and ran with it. I was just screwing around about it. See great minds do think alike....lol Link to post
ironbladderman 38 Posted August 30, 2016 Author Share Posted August 30, 2016 Glad that you took my idea from the chat room and ran with it. I was just screwing around about it. See great minds do think alike....lol Well it's bound to happen, I mean it gets pretty monotonous with pee fetish vids just being about the sex. (masturbation or intercourse). Link to post
Fyrman 16 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 (edited) Well it's bound to happen, I mean it gets pretty monotonous with pee fetish vids just being about the sex. (masturbation or intercourse). Yes, I agree with you. Now if only it would happen. Either on a fetish TV channel or even better on this site. Edited August 31, 2016 by Guest Link to post
Sephora 2,372 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 So i saw this post online and thought I'd get peoples ideas on this. Announcing . . . . The 2016 Summer Pee Olympics Contestants wanted! A fun new take on the ol' fashioned piss contest of years' yonder! Enjoy what our bodies do every day - but in a new way! Yur ine for a wee good time! Open to all adult women, men, hermaphrodites. This Year's Pee Competitions: DISTANCE - Far Go maximum pee stream distance attained in centimeters as measured on a level service from a standing or reclining position VOLUME - Go, Go, Go maximum pee volume in milliliters released into and as recorded in a measuring container HEIGHT - Geyser maximum vertical height distance in centimeters of skyward directed stream apex as measured from urethral output TARGET - Bulls Eyed Pees first to fill a 100 ML plastic container with a 3 CM top opening with contestant's pee from standing position at a distance of 1 meter, no hands allowed for men, hands okay for women BLINDMAN - No Pee King first to fill a 50 ML plastic container with a 4 CM top opening with contestant's pee from standing position at a distance of 1 meter by a blindfolded contestant, hand guidance is allowed for all, contestants can receive verbal aiming feedback from spectators FLOW - Full Stream Ahead rate of release flow measured as volume released in milliliters over a 7-second period COLOR & HUE - Wet & Warm most pleasing color and hue as determined by our judges of contestant's pee released into a small clear glass fish bowl CLARIPEE - Water 2 Water the most clear appearing liquid release, contestant consumes all contents of water from a standard 0.5 liter clear plastic water bottle and then releases their bladder contents back into the same bottle within 10 minutes, use of funnel is acceptable for all SPLIT STREAM - Doubling Down contestant will attempt to create two simultaneous pee streams, judges subjectively determine the winner of this competition based upon duration of dual streams and skillfulness of contestant HAPPEE - Tickle Me PeePee - a non-competition for-fun event where a full-bladder contestant is subjected to tickling on their feet, sides or thighs while laying down, just to see what transpires HEADS UP - Arc de Triumph special contest for female contestants only as this is considered too easy of a challenge for males, contestant lays on horizontal surface and with hand guidance allowed attempts to stream her pee in an arc shape over her body to her hair, which has been pre-applied with a dab of shampoo, then lathers up if she was successful enough in her attempts, spectators award the winner by applause voting D.J. - Our own D.J. "Ur Inn Trouble" will be belting out the tunes between competitions and providing waterfall background sounds during some competitions Here would be my results: DISTANCE: I might get bronze VOLUME: I will take that gold right now please lol HEIGHT: Not a chance TARGET: A possible bronze BLINDMAN: bring on the gold FLOW: I can get silver for sure COLOR & HUE: mine is not very yellow so I am not sure CLARIPEE: Absolutely gold SPLIT STREAM: unpredictable HAPPEE: I am not sure if I want to participate in this event HEADS UP: hahah well, I am not sure but it did make me laugh to read this lol 2 Link to post
glad1 2,815 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Here would be my results: DISTANCE: I might get bronze VOLUME: I will take that gold right now please lol HEIGHT: Not a chance TARGET: A possible bronze BLINDMAN: bring on the gold FLOW: I can get silver for sure COLOR & HUE: mine is not very yellow so I am not sure CLARIPEE: Absolutely gold SPLIT STREAM: unpredictable HAPPEE: I am not sure if I want to participate in this event HEADS UP: hahah well, I am not sure but it did make me laugh to read this lol Sephora, I can only hope to see you wearing all those medals. You deserve to be on the receiving end after giving all those golden efforts. Link to post
Sephora 2,372 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Sephora, I can only hope to see you wearing all those medals. You deserve to be on the receiving end after giving all those golden efforts. mouhahahahha that was funny to read glad. I do have a question, if I get a or many medals, what would the medal look like? Would there be a design on it of someone peeing? We need a picture here. Link to post
glad1 2,815 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 mouhahahahha that was funny to read glad. I do have a question, if I get a or many medals, what would the medal look like? Would there be a design on it of someone peeing? We need a picture here.You pose an interesting question. I might have to think some about this one. :geek: And, should the design be gender-specific or, in the name of equality, be the same for men and women? 1 Link to post
Sephora 2,372 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 You pose an interesting question. I might have to think some about this one. :geek: And, should the design be gender-specific or, in the name of equality, be the same for men and women? I have no idea, which is why I will let someone else decide lol 1 Link to post
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