Pissing tales on the grapevine

[steve25805 126,023]

I thought I'd start a thread where members can share any tales involving pissing that they have heard about either directly or on the grapevine. A place where we can share the things we have merely heard about without actually witnessing or participating in ourselves.

Because often such tales will go unspoken though they may be very interesting in their own right. Here is a place to share them.

First, the ones I myself can remember hearing about over the years......

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1. A number of my work colleagues ages ago went on a holiday to Spain. When they returned they came with a tale of this young and attractive married woman they'd met and got talking to. No idea where her husband was at the time. But when she needed to pee at some point, the guys let it be known that they'd like to watch. And she let them! And not only that, as they gathered around her both to watch and to shield her from view, she peed right there on the carpeted nightclub floor! Whilst doing so she laughingly commented that her husband would kill her if he saw her doing this.

2. Another work colleague whose girlfriend worked in a fish packing factory once told us about an after work drinking session at her workplace, which she enjoyed with many of her colleagues on her birthday. At some point when she needed to pee, they encouraged her for a laugh to pee in a crate full of fish. And she did it right in front of them all. Those fish were next day to be shipped out to stores and supermarkets to be sold to customers, none of whom of course would have been aware that this girl had peed all over them, lol.

3. Yet another work colleague at one point told me about an incident at one of his parties that he and his girlfriend were hosting. Purely out of convenience, the guys were peeing in the bathroom sink instead of going all the way upstairs to the toilet, whilst most of the girls were just popping squats in the shower cubicle when they needed to go. But there were two girls sitting upon the sofa in front of a coffee table who were constantly commenting on how disgusting this was, and generally starting to annoy people with this, including the hosts. So the male host, along with another male friend, without saying anything, stood in front of that table, unzipped, took their dicks out right there, and started pissing right there on the table in front of these two girls. I was told they reacted with shock and horror and very soon got up and left, whilst everyone else just laughed.

4. I once overheard a conversation in a pub between the barmaid and a couple of female friends sat at the bar drinking, during which she was describing the antics of another woman whom she sometimes went out drinking with. The two women at the bar were laughing uproariously at what they were being told. I managed to catch the bit about the woman sitting on the floor and pissing all over the place in the ladies even though cubicles were free. And an occasion when they'd seen her around the back of some nightclub, standing with her legs apart and knickers in her hand as she peed. Whilst some guy they knew was laying on the ground looking up at her doing this. And apparently it was a little bit windy because it kept blowing in his face. And he was drinking it.

5. I was once browsing through some electrical goods in a store, with a store assistant in her 30s or so, talking almost flirtatiously to her male colleague beside her about her husband. Seems the husband had a thing about peeing. She was telling her colleague about one night when she needed to pee and he told her to do it in the bed and held onto her, not letting her get out. She claimed that eventually she couldn't stop herself from peeing and once she'd started she decided she might as well finish. She said that afterwards he released her and she had to sleep on the sofa, but he still spent the night in the pissy bed. Then she went on about how next day she had to wash all the sheets and dry out the mattress. Her male colleague laughed that although he' often joked about it (watersports, presumably), he'd never actually done it. I got the distinct impression from what I'd overheard that she was letting it be known, in a way she could row back from if necessary, that she was up for it. And that he was interested too. I tend to think that in all likelihood it wouldn't have been too long before she ended up pissing on him, lol.

6. A friend once told me that his then girlfriend liked to watch him pissing. And was happy to let him watch her. She also seemed interested in watching his porn with him, including the pee porn scenes that came along. But one day he attempted to take it a stage further when they were showering together. Basically, he just started pissing on her. Sadly though, when after a second or two she realised what was happening she leapt out of the shower in shock and called him a dirty bastard! So that didn't work out as well as he might have liked, lol

7. I was told about an incident at a party where these guys thought it would be a laugh to piss in some empty beer bottles and leave them laying around. Apparently, after only a very short time, a girl picked one of them up and - not noticing that it felt warm - went to swig some down thinking it was lager. And found herself gulping warm piss. She immediately spat it out in some disgust - all over her friend who was sitting beside her at the time. A very mean trick I know and I never heard what was said or done next, but something I heard anyway so thought I'd share.

8. A female friend I used to know told me one time that a former boyfriend had once asked her to piss on him. She said that she did it because she was the kind of girl who'd try anything once, but was reluctant to let him anywhere near her afterwards.

9. Another incident I heard about in my youth. Two guys and two girls were out in a car smoking joints. And some hot cannabis fell onto the back seat, undetected for a while, until the seat started smouldering badly with the obvious risk of imminent fire. None of them had any water or any other kind of liquid available, so as a desperate measure the guys got their dicks out and started pissing all over the back seat. Unfortunately, they were not particularly full-bladdered so could not pee a lot. And the seat was still smouldering when they were spent. So the girls were pressed into action as well, pulling down their jeans and knickers and hovering their asses over the seat, over which they too started pissing. By all accounts this finally did the trick and the smouldering was extinguished, lol.

10. A guy once told me about this girl he'd known in school, who by his account sounded highly exhibitionist. He told me about one incident when this girl and several other classmates including him were sitting around this table in class, when she told them all to look under the table. And apparently, she was pissing there, all over the floor!

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Well, those are the ones I can remember for now. If anything jogs my memory and I remember more, I shall share them here.

[steve25805 126,023]

Just remembered another one.

A black lady I once knew who didn't like her boss told me that one time when he told her to make him some tea, she peed in the teapot! She was amused to herself when he actually complimented her on a lovely cup of tea, lol. But said she felt a bit guilty when one of her female co-workers whom she liked drank a cup of it too.

Oh, just remembered another one which was relatively recent. I was travelling on a bus with this girl who could only have been about 18 0r 19 sitting a couple of seats behind me chatting to some guy she knew. And she was talking about a recent bus journey after several drinks when she needed to pee and couldn't wait. I heard her laugh and say these exact words - "I pissed on the bus right there." Presumably she was pointing somewhere when she said this. But the guy then shushed her cos she'd said this loudly enough for nearby passengers - including me - to hear her. Consequently, I was unable to hear the rest of her conversation.

[Alfresco 11,631]

Only one that I can think of at the moment.

My wife knows of my interest in peeing and one day when I came home from work, she said that she had seen something that I would have liked. She told me that she was walking along a road near a church when a young lady in her twenties was jogging along the opposite side of the road, coming towards her but still a little way off. She was wearing tight black running shorts and a running top. As she approached the back gate to the church, which goes to the cemetery, she diverted off the pavement through the little side gate and stopped behind the low hedge, standing with her back to the hedge and the road. After a couple of seconds she dropped down behind the hedge with her head and shoulders still visible. She looked down between her legs, stayed there for about 30 seconds, then popped back up, came out and carried on running.

[whiskey35 306]

Was it young Paula Radcliff, Alfresco?:)

[Scottish_Dude 42]

I have 2 that happened quite recently(about mid to late February)

1. My GF and her sister were at the local shopping center when they needed to pee. They went into the bathrooms but all the stalls were occupied. They decided to pee in the sinks rather than wait. Lucky for them, they finished before anyone else came into the bathroom or out of the stalls.

2. My GFs sister(same sister from first story) told us a story that happened one morning. She had just woken up and went to the toilet. Instead of leaning slightly forward as usual, she was leaning back against the toilet. Her pee stream was arcing over the seat and onto the floor. She said it was about 10 seconds before she noticed and lent forward.

[GiltyofPee 2]

This is my first post and it's about a high school experience. I knew everyone had a fetish so I asked a best friend what his fetish was. He didn't tell me at first so I told him I had a pee fetish. He laughed at me and I felt sad. I told him not to tell anyone else but he did anyway. Kids would make fun of me and say hoe disgusting it was. But I ignored them and went on with life. I realized I would never find a girl that had a pee fetish until I found this site. I'm still single and I still have a pee fetish today. I hope it was a good enough true story for my first post.

[GiltyofPee 2]

I was 6 years old when this story happened. I had a couple of friends in my neighborhood and we were playing army with water guns and water balloons. We played that for a while and I was soaking everybody. For some reason I got a balloon and peed into it until it was like a normal water balloon. My other 2 friends were busy outside shooting each other with water guns. They didn't know where I was but they thought I was hiding somewhere outside. I tied the water balloon and found one of my friends. I threw it as hard as I could and hit him right in the face. The balloon burst the pee all over his face. He said why is it warm and licked his face. At that point he knew I peed into the balloon. He thought it was disgusting but I thought it was funny. Since that day I have had a pee fetish. That's an early start for a fetish lol.

[Alfresco 11,631]

Was it young Paula Radcliff, Alfresco?

Funny, but no. It was more recently that the Paula Radcliffe televised appearance and the girl concerned was younger than Paula was then, so I doubt it very much.

Runners obviously are happy to pee outside though and I'm sure that there are plenty of sightings to be had at running events. Unfortunately I don't get to go to any of them, but when my daughter was younger I did take her to a cross country running event and I caught a lady peeing behind a hedge with her running shorts at her knees even though there was a toilet less then 200 metres away.

[Alfresco 11,631]

@GiltyofPee Sorry to hear that you had a bad experience with your friends. The fact that he wouldn't tell you his fetish and he made fun of yours probably meant that he had a fetish that he thought was embarrassing and he was trying to deflect attention away from him. Unfortunately a lot of people who have a pee fetish or interest do have bad experiences which leads them to keep it private and that can mean it is difficult to find a willing partner.

I have told my wife of my fetish and she has indulged me a few times, but she is not really into it and finds some parts unacceptable, so I tend to keep it low key and appreciate it when it does happen, but not make a big fuss when it doesn't.

[GiltyofPee 2]

@Alfresco It's fine and I said whatever your fetish is, it makes you horny. I told him my peeing fetish makes me horny. What's the difference really?

[steve25805 126,023]

Something else I've just remembered.

I was about 18 at the time, and still living at home. I was on my way to the shops one evening taking the usual short cut through a school playing field. This included a tarmacked area for playing things like basketball, with an alcoved doorway nearby leading into a gym, which was of course locked out of school hours. As I sauntered across this area, my sister and her friend - both about 15 at the time - were playing some ball game or other. And these three young lads, no more than about 13 years old seemed to be hanging around.

I said "hi" to the girls as I walked past. But at some point around then - details a bit vague in my memory - I heard my sister's friend say to my sister something under her breath that I don't think they realised I'd heard. Basically - whilst smirking in the direction of the alcoved doorway - my sister's friend said to my sister, "Those boys wanna watch us go toilet in there again." I can remember my sister just smirking in response.

I thought, WTF? "Again"? At some point before then they must have already let those boys watch them peeing in that doorway! And now the boys wanted another viewing! Whether that wish was granted after I'd gone on my way, I know not.

[Lionel48 13]

One story to add to this thread. Quite a few years ago one of our neighbors was a CID Sergeant (Detective for those not in the UK). My wife had a story from his wife. He had been observing some criminal’s house. This involved him hiding after dark in an alley at the back of the house behind some cover. As the story was relayed at one point two ladies came in rushing in the alley, announcing to each other they were bursting and with their backs to him proceeded to hitch up skirts, pull down underwear and squat immediately in front of said Sergeant, peeing immediately and copiously. “They were so close I could have touched a stream” was a quote that was passed on. When they had finished they rather more slowly adjusted their clothing and left the alley. Clearly they had been completely oblivious of the crouching policeman! So good cover at least.

I also seemed to recall being told that the observation itself had not achieved anything useful; at least as far as crime prevention was concerned.

[GiltyofPee 2]

I was 8 when this one happened. I lived with my grandma and my mom at the time. One night I woke up out of bed and had to pee so badly. I got up and was going to go to the bathroom but instead walked by it and went to my grandma's bedroom. Everyone was asleep so I whipped out my cock and peed on my grandma's bed. I was peeing for about a minute. Her bed was soaked. But I wasn't done peeing. I peed on the floor in the corner another 10 seconds. The next day my grandma got up and noticed it was soaked. I told her she must have peed the bed. She went with it and didn't find the spot on the carpet until later. I told my grandma I didn't know why it was wet there. I never got caught thankfully. :wink: Poor grandma.:wee:

[ppppppp 1,499]

I had just started college. In my class was a very pretty, petite blonde girl. She told us about the music festival she had been to in the summer. As part of the story, she remarked that the toilets were 'gross'. She said that she wouldn't use them after the first day. Another girl asked her what she did instead. She said she would just pull down her jeans and squat on the grass when she needed to pee. She said she would just hope that too many people wouldn't watch her.

[Alfresco 11,631]

I've probably posted this on the site before, but it definitely falls in the category of this thread.

We were at Discovery Cove in Florida and were issued with shortie wetsuits (wetsuits with short legs and no sleeves) on arrival. We went to put them on and my wife came out of the changing room complaining a little about how awkward it was to get on. We'd had breakfast and some drinks and it is an all inclusive place, so we regularly had more drinks and we'd been for a bit of a swim and were lying on the beach chairs. Soon my wife needed the toilet. She went into one of the toilet blocks and a few minutes later she came out laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she explained:

She had gone into the toilet and the first cubicle had a huge puddle on the floor, so she didn't think much of it and selected another cubicle. Now, given the struggle she had already experienced in putting her wetsuit on, she decided that she would pee through it like she might with a swim suit. So, she sat on the toilet and relaxed, peeing copiously when it dawned on her that her bottom was getting unusually warm and she wasn't hearing any pee landing in the toilet. Only then did she realise that the neoprene of the wetsuit is actually pretty waterproof and all her pee was now trapped within her suit and due to it being quite tight, the warmth of her pee had spread along her legs and round her bottom. Now she didn't really know what to do, so she did the only logical thing, which was to stand up. Of course, all the pee fell straight out through the legs of the suit and landed on the tiled floor making a huge puddle. She quickly put two and two together and realised that the exact same situation had occured with someone else in the other cubicle that had a large puddle on the floor. For the rest of the day when she needed to pee, she either went and stood in one of the outdoor showers and peed in her suit and down her legs whilst letting the water run over her, or she peed whilst she was swimming in the pools. We went round the Lazy River, in which you float/swim around a channel of moving water that ends up back in a sort of beach pool. Before we got out she said "Hang on a minute" and she sat in shallow water leaning on a rock. She told me she just needed to pee before she got out. Then after about a minute sat there she said "OK, all done" and we got out to get another drink.

I'm sure many other people have the same experience. In fact, there is a Tripadvisor review of Discovery Cove which says:

"Now I'm home and thinking about it, I remembered how difficult the wetsuits were to put on so I'm guessing that 1000 people, who would all need a pee at some time in the day, couldn't be bothered with the struggle to unzip, wee in the toilets, zip up again, snorkle up again and go back - you guessed, I reckon they possibly just pee'd in the water."

It can be found here: https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g34515-d110173-r2883426-Discovery_Cove-Orlando_Florida.html#"