One little question...

[PissOnMyParade 447]

Ok so this evening I went to a nightclub and had a drink or two. This was at about 10 pm at night. At around 11 pm I went up to the toilets and just waited outside (The male toilets and the female toilets are right beside eachother in this club). When a girl came up to go to the toilet I just said bluntly but politely to her face, "excuse me, I'm into golden showers, will you pee on me please?"

Each of the three times I asked I was unsuccessful. Perhaps understandably as these girls I asked were all total strangers. The last one threatened to get me kicked out of the club for it too so I had to make an exit pretty early on.

My question is: Am I brave and daring, or just a stupid weirdo?

Thanks in advance... it's so hard to find ways to satisfy my pee fetish now I'm single....

[Scot_Lover 1,878]

Geez, careful dude, that kind of thing here would get you arrested and jailed overnight.

[PissOnMyParade 447]

Geez, careful dude, that kind of thing here would get you arrested and jailed overnight.

I'm from the UK. I hope you're not too.

[Scot_Lover 1,878]

No, AU, but we have basically the same laws as you, you are in the mother country after all.

[PissOnMyParade 447]

Never mind, I'm home now. I'm safe within these walls...

I don't really see any problem with the way I went about it though, I didn't use aggression, I didn't punch anybody, and I was calm the whole time, just upfront about it.

Why is having a pee fetish so damn depressing? Fuck!

[PissOnMyParade 447]

You have to look at it this way... You might as well have asked those ladies "Will you suck my dick?" or "Let's fuck." or "Excuse me miss, may I pound your bum with my huge cock?" Of course they didn't take to kindly to it. It not so much that wanting to get peed on is weird, it's the way you went about it. While it may have seemed bold to you, it surely had to seem offensive to them. They probably thought it to be quite rude and crude.

Then there's those who don't know that people enjoy this sort of thing and thought you were being a smart ass...

I understand what you're saying, but I wasn't trying to be rude. I didn't force it. Each time they said "no", I was like "OK that's fine have a nice wee..." and they just squinted at me and then proceeded on to the toilet.

Personally from my point of view its a mountain made out of a molehill. Any one of those girls could easily have took my hand with a devilish smile and saved the aggro of getting the security involved. It's just pee for God's sake!

But no, the last one had to be obnoxious...

[PissOnMyParade 447]

You just don't understand... The minute you asked them to pee on you, it wasn't just them relieving themselves it was a stranger asking for a sex act. Until you understand why the last one was acting rationally and not being obnoxious, you're going to have a bit of trouble getting what you wish.

Just a little advice from someone who has been peed on many times... I'm not trying to give you a hard time.

So basically I'm a stupid weirdo.

Well... thanks for answering my question. :frown:

[PissOnMyParade 447]

In how I perceive it . You were acting rude as well as disrespectful . To those women you had asked to pee on you. Which in a sense was wrong to do . Which put you in dim light with those women you had tried to ask.

In a sense you might have had better luck in asking a prostitute on the street corner to have peed on you . As most women who think of you being very werid in asking them such a degrading question like that .

Yes , there are those women who like pee out there. Though in liking pee.It's best to keep it private and behind closed doors . As most other people out there . Think that pee is utterly gross as well as disgusting . Which as a results you didn't get your wish made. In how you had approached the wrong type of women. In what you had wanted them to do to you .

Prostitutes can charge obscene amounts of money. In the UK it can be in the region of £200-300 per hour. I think there are far better ways to spend my money.

I kind of regret posting the thread. I was fishing for a pick-me-up but the issue is really affecting me emotionally and the truth cuts deep. I was in the wrong and I hate myself for the way I behaved now.

I need counselling, but how do I explain this to a counsellor?

[F.W 5,734]

Prostitutes can charge obscene amounts of money. In the UK it can be in the region of £200-300 per hour. I think there are far better ways to spend my money.

I kind of regret posting the thread. I was fishing for a pick-me-up but the issue is really affecting me emotionally and the truth cuts deep. I was in the wrong and I hate myself for the way I behaved now.

I need counselling, but how do I explain this to a counsellor?

"Escorts",some have fairly reasonable rates,maybe £50-60 for maybe 30 mins or so..But if you want to watch them pee,its best to agree before the booking,to avoid disappointment.They wouldnt throw you out for asking,but it can be embarrassing.

[steve25805 126,149]

Ok so this evening I went to a nightclub and had a drink or two. This was at about 10 pm at night. At around 11 pm I went up to the toilets and just waited outside (The male toilets and the female toilets are right beside eachother in this club). When a girl came up to go to the toilet I just said bluntly but politely to her face, "excuse me, I'm into golden showers, will you pee on me please?"

Each of the three times I asked I was unsuccessful. Perhaps understandably as these girls I asked were all total strangers. The last one threatened to get me kicked out of the club for it too so I had to make an exit pretty early on.

My question is: Am I brave and daring, or just a stupid weirdo?

Thanks in advance... it's so hard to find ways to satisfy my pee fetish now I'm single....

I think we can all of us here understand your desire to be peed on by a woman.

But no woman is ever likely to respond favourably to a sudden request from a stranger for any kind of sexual act, golden showers or otherwise.

If you want to enjoy a golden shower underneath a lady, then you only have two real options.

The first is to spend time talking to a lady, chatting her up, making her enjoy your company. She needs to feel relaxed and happy with you, even if only looking for a one night stand. Approaching some girl you haven't even met before and asking her to pee on you or for anything else sexual - whilst yourself still being a total stranger - will just seem highly creepy to her. It will put her off. I guarantee that you'll have zero success doing this, but you will run the serious risk of being slapped by the woman, beaten up by her boyfriend, ejected from the premises and banned from returning, or even arrested by the police. You also risk acquiring an unsavoury reputation.

Your second option is - frankly - to pay for it from a female sex worker willing to offer such services.