Naughty pissing in zero G?

[steve25805 126,149]

I've been amusing myself by imagining the likely outcome of naughty pissing in zero gravity. And trying to actually picture what would happen can be rather funny.

What if some astronaut got his dick out to start peeing on the floor of his space station? Well, unless he aimed his dick down, it wouldn't happen. Instead his pee would jet out in a straight line until it hit some wall or something. Then some of it would adhere to the wall but most would splash back, little mini globules of piss moving in all directions through the air, depending upon the direction of recoil. End result? Instead of a large puddle of piss on the floor, there would be a bit stuck to the wall, and the rest moving through the air in mini globules in a variety of directions at various speeds, eventually impacting and adhering to other walls and surfaces. The astronaut himself would end up being covered in his own piss, along with anyone else in that particular capsule.

Imagine a lady astronaut on her back with her legs open and dishing out a golden piss fountain. Instead of arcing upwards to splash down again a couple of feet in front of her, it would keep going upwards in a straight line at an angle of about 45 degrees until it hit the ceiling,lol. At which point the inevitable splashback problems would occur, with globules of piss flying around the capsule in all directions, eventually hitting everything and everyone present.

And as for cleaning up afterwards.....well that doesn't even bear thinking about.

[uniloo 98]

Remember to hold on to something as the jet of pee would act like a rocket motor making you move in the opposite direction.

[steve25805 126,149]

Remember to hold on to something as the jet of pee would act like a rocket motor making you move in the opposite direction.

Lol, yes. MissPiss - first pee fetishist in space - could be floating there and pissing against the wall - and the more she pisses the faster she moves in the opposite direction.

If the capsule was large enough and her piss forceful and long enough, she'd bang her head on that wall with an impact that would knock her unconscious, hahaha.

[alien37 58]

NASA had to do a lot of research to design the toilet for the space station. This research included filming a lot of women peeing... Sadly, I don't think these films have been released...

[Sophie 24,412]

They paid millions of dollar to study the different way that women pee. All they had to do was a google image search.

We both know which is more fun!

[F.W 5,734]

Id give it go for science of course!In a zero gravity chamber,me and a few ladies could see how it all works out,zero gravity peeing.Such fun!