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Ive had demands made of me by friends and girlfriends, as with most men I rarely carry tp, other offerings that have been gratefully recieved include: leaves (no idea about what sort, they wernt stinging nettles tho lol) receips, banknotes (unfortunatly long since spent) newspaper leeflets magazines, the padding from inside my jacket, chamois leather, gloves, my shirt - sleive or hem, and on my trousered leg

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Mmm, interesting thread again...the mind boggles...'slices of bread...uugh!'. It's so frustrating when you find yourself without loo paper, so shake that lettuce, and hitch 'em up...no way round it! Unless there's a handy tongue around! :wink::thumbsup:

I guess also a girls knickers will absorb any unwiped wee from the vulva?

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Mmm, interesting thread again...the mind boggles...'slices of bread...uugh!'. It's so frustrating when you find yourself without loo paper, so shake that lettuce, and hitch 'em up...no way round it! Unless there's a handy tongue around! :wink::thumbsup:

One of my never happen fantasies

Mmm, interesting thread again...the mind boggles...'slices of bread...uugh!'. It's so frustrating when you find yourself without loo paper, so shake that lettuce, and hitch 'em up...no way round it! Unless there's a handy tongue around! :wink::thumbsup:

One of my fantasies...probably never happen

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Mmm, interesting thread again...the mind boggles...'slices of bread...uugh!'. It's so frustrating when you find yourself without loo paper, so shake that lettuce, and hitch 'em up...no way round it! Unless there's a handy tongue around! :wink::thumbsup:

Tongue....... How could I miss that? That's the best thing to wipe with!!!:thumbsup:

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Shirts, toilet paper roll (empty), towel, a sock. I am always out of toilet paper and can't get any- so the best option when that happens is a sock! I've used a lot of socks in my day!

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Tongue....... How could I miss that? That's the best thing to wipe with!!!:thumbsup:

Mine is available . . . especially to you :tongue: . . . .I've offered . . . couple of girls have accepted . . . YUM :biggrin::thumbsup::biggrin:

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