How do you avoid getting caught?

[Triti7m 1]

Greetings, I've been lurking for quite a long time and intently reading the stories posted here, but there's often been one question that's lingering in my mind. (And one I've been wanting to know enough to break my otherwise perfect lurking streak)

For those who pee on the floor at offices or other places of work, how do you avoid being caught? I'm afraid I don't have much personal experience but I was always under the impression it would take a while to dry and would leave behind a noticeable smell.

And from a bit of personal experimentation I always found it to be quite difficult to be, er, discrete when doing so, so I'm also curious on how people manage to pee effectively unnoticed.

[Horse_water 694]

It depends on how busy the bathroom is. If you a a serial pisser who trashes the whole place at the same time in the same place everyday people will start paying attention but if you are just doing a sneaky one off piss on the floor you can probably get away with it.  If you are ever questioned you can always say you found it like that at least once. I worked in a office for a short while where my floor shared a bathroom with two other firms and there was at least one guy who would completely unload his dick all over the walls and toilet to the point that there were signs saying not to but he was not caught just due to the fact that unless you had an inspecter right there checking before and after each use finding out who did it was not possible.

However I personally understand the fear of getting caught which is why I prefer finding less busy stairwells to piss in. For extra sneak points bring a back of cigs with you and if you are ever caught just admit so needing a smoke/

[oliver2 4,471]

35 minutes ago, Horse_water said:

However I personally understand the fear of getting caught which is why I prefer finding less busy stairwells to piss in

"Avoid getting caught pissing on the bathroom floor by pissing down the stairs" 🥰

[Horse_water 694]

3 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

"Avoid getting caught pissing on the bathroom floor by pissing down the stairs" 🥰

Hey stairs a great! you can hear people come from above or below so you can wrap it up fast unless they pop out right on your level. A car can swoop up on you at any time. (my logic is perfect and in no way flawed jk)

[oliver2 4,471]

1 hour ago, Horse_water said:

my logic is perfect and in no way flawed jk

This is a pretty good explanation of why the stairs in multi-storey parking garages get pissed in so thoroughly

[Paulypeeps 5,298]

If I need to pee in the office I go walkabout and let little trickles run down my legs. It spreads it about a bit, and no one can see any streaks on my fishnet stockings.

[Horse_water 694]

9 hours ago, oliver2 said:

This is a pretty good explanation of why the stairs in multi-storey parking garages get pissed in so thoroughly

The city I live in might as well making pissing in the parking garage our official sport. They have no public restrooms anywhere so the homeless and everybody else seems to constantly use them. Even without my assistance almost every staircase/landing in my favorite garage has fairly fresh wet spots on the walls and they all have dried up puddles. It is actually impressive how every landing of every staircase in the places is a well used public toilet. Most guys seem to be pissing on the wall and floor but I  have seen several doors that had piss sprayed half way up them.  My only complaint is I wish more guys would embrace the fun of the water fall experience and piss strait down the stairs themselves.

[Kathleen 226]

22 hours ago, Triti7m said:

Greetings, I've been lurking for quite a long time and intently reading the stories posted here, but there's often been one question that's lingering in my mind. (And one I've been wanting to know enough to break my otherwise perfect lurking streak)

For those who pee on the floor at offices or other places of work, how do you avoid being caught? I'm afraid I don't have much personal experience but I was always under the impression it would take a while to dry and would leave behind a noticeable smell.

And from a bit of personal experimentation I always found it to be quite difficult to be, er, discrete when doing so, so I'm also curious on how people manage to pee effectively unnoticed.

I never understood people's need to vandalize public property like that. I feel bad when I pee in the pool lol 😆 

[Paulypeeps 5,298]

4 hours ago, Kathleen said:

I never understood people's need to vandalize public property like that. I feel bad when I pee in the pool lol 😆 

Peeing in the workplace is not vandalism - it is just peeing where you happen to be, just like in the pool.

[oliver2 4,471]

6 hours ago, Kathleen said:

I feel bad when I pee in the pool lol 😆 

You don’t need to feel bad for that, lots of people pee in the pool & think nothing of it

[litltimmy 294]

On 11/28/2024 at 7:57 PM, Kathleen said:

I never understood people's need to vandalize public property like that. I feel bad when I pee in the pool lol 😆 

No reason to feel bad about peeing in the pool, my mom has told me for years that that's where ladies pee. She says that the guys can pee anywhere, but for ladies it's the easiest place to go at the water park.

[litltimmy 294]

On 11/28/2024 at 6:05 PM, Horse_water said:

The city I live in might as well making pissing in the parking garage our official sport. They have no public restrooms anywhere so the homeless and everybody else seems to constantly use them. Even without my assistance almost every staircase/landing in my favorite garage has fairly fresh wet spots on the walls and they all have dried up puddles. It is actually impressive how every landing of every staircase in the places is a well used public toilet. Most guys seem to be pissing on the wall and floor but I  have seen several doors that had piss sprayed half way up them.  My only complaint is I wish more guys would embrace the fun of the water fall experience and piss strait down the stairs themselves.

Funny, I'm very timid about it and when I've had no other choice I always found some really obscure corner to pee into. I know it doesn't make it any more sanitary to do so, but I feel its less offensive to leave a puddle there than in the walkway. One time I was dying to pee while walking in from a car park with my mom. As we neared the elevator and stairs mom recognized the look and told me to just step into the stairs and relieve myself. I was rather shocked she'd condone such a thing but she gave me a smile and motioned me off. I stepped into a corner of the landing out of her sight. As I was about to begin mom stepped around the corner, maybe wondering where I'd disappeared to, noticed me and commented, "oh, please don't make a mess of your shoes and jeans, just spray it down the stairs so you don't get it all over you."  I was like, but I don't want to make a mess, but mom retorted, "oh what's the difference where you spray it as long as it's not on you, right?"  and yeah, it is more fun.

[Horse_water 694]

I get what you are saying. I have peed in a lot of corners but if there are not any conveniently located or on my way it can be sketchy to be lurking around looking for a good corner to piss in. I know I have to use the stairs one way or another so they are the  naturally perfect place to pull your cock out and piss. Plus if the garage has an elevator the stairs are usually the less used option and you can hear people coming from above and below  so unless somebody opens the door to the level I'm on I can easily put my cock away and keep walking. 

When I do piss in corners or on the well walls or pillars of the garage I don't really care about being seen that much because it is usually a weekend night and people are out to party. If people see you in a corner facing away from people they know you are pissing. Every time I was caught it was because I was pissing into a corner or on a wall.

You could also try taking a page of the ladies play book and piss between cars. I have had people drive right by me with no clue because I was talking normally to my friend and standing normally. I just let my cock hang out casually pissing. I have probably pissed  this way more than anything else because if you are in a flat lot with no stairs or anything what else are you going to do unless you want to go buck wild and face into the lot an release the biggest arching shot you can lol!

[litltimmy 294]

I guess that maybe I feel like it's polite to step into a corner and leave the puddle out of the walkway or maybe I think it to crude or brazen to just do it from the top of the stairs. But like you say, while standing in a corner does give you some privacy, you can't really see anyone coming up behind you and if someone did they'd certainly know what you're doing there. I wonder, how many people would actually be offended by that? I also get what mom was saying, it's certainly better to not have it splattering back at me or running back onto my shoes and it was really cool just spraying it down the stairs. I really thought that women particularly would object to either, but certainly to pissing down stairs, but at least my mom didn't seem at all concerned, only that I didn't get it on me. I've pissed quite a few time between cars and I don't see that as any bid deal as like you say, no one's really aware of what you're doing and people often pour out half finished drinks there too. Also, I think that many women do that as well, either just squatting down behind the car door or even sitting on the edge of the door jamb, my mom has even confessed that she's done that in a pinch.