MIL Moaning During Morning Hiss and Tinkle

[Great Horned Owl 579]

All,

As many of you know I have a very sexy MIL that stays over at my house very often as the house is closer to her work.

Last weekend the MIL was particularly desperate during her morning pee. Despite being in her mid 50s she is still very sexy with a curvaceous body and holds her bladder all night. However, she is extremely full and desperate in the early morning.

MIL rushes to the toilet in her slinky sleeveless lacy pink nightie with matching panties. As I am waking up my penis is erect when MIL huts the toilet as she starts hissing and splattering very loudly on the edge of the toilet water as she arches her back and sticks out hrr firm "C" cup boobs. The look as out of this world as I peered through the open bathroom door. Her loud hiss and splat lasts 28 seconds and then reverts to a light flow with no hiss all in the bowl. The wife wakes up during this event and starts stroking my very erect penis which is getting very hard by now. MIL continues a steady light flow for 30 seconds and then tapers of to tinkling in the bowl.

At two minutes MIL still tinkling in the bowl. At three minutes she is still tinkling in the bowl while the wife jerks me off and I explode in her hand.  MIL finally tapers off to a few remaining drops at 3 minutes 34 seconds into her piss. Still sitting on the toilet, yawning and sighing that her bladder is finally empty she tears off a large piece of toilet paper and wipes throughly and then slowly pulls up her panties and flushes.

Still hard after my explosion I start fingering the wife to bring her to orgasm with her moaning that her bladder is full. More to follow on that experience.

Horney Old Owl

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,502]

@Great Horned Owl - Please would you mind adding to your existing posts, rather than creating a new post every time.   Thanks!

[Great Horned Owl 579]

Though my posts are related the encounter or experiences are separate events. For clarity I would like to start a new thread for a new "event". If I am unable to do that because I am breaking the "rules" then I will not talk about my three wonderful girls and their hot pees any longer. Hope you understand. In the end, the community looses.

[Carb0nBased 647]

14 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Though my posts are related the encounter or experiences are separate events. For clarity I would like to start a new thread for a new "event". If I am unable to do that because I am breaking the "rules" then I will not talk about my three wonderful girls and their hot pees any longer. Hope you understand. In the end, the community looses.

Why can't you just have a "Horny Owl's friends" thread where you add a new post every time there's an event? If people want to respond to a particular event, they can still quote the relevant post, it just means that there won't be dozens of threads to look through to find out what's happened lately with you.

[Great Horned Owl 579]

Not sure how to set that up. Technology is not my strong suit.

[TMN_Femboi 1,074]

Don't bother with it much. I have seen each of the moderators break at least one rule previously. If they don't care about the rules, then you don't have any obligation to do so either.

Looking at your profile, there appear to be various people who do like your posts, regardless of their organization, or lack thereof.

[Calvin45 59]

All, I can add is, please don't stop posting. Living vicariously through you. 😁😁

[gldenwetgoose 21,502]

On 11/22/2024 at 8:26 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

@Great Horned Owl - Please would you mind adding to your existing posts, rather than creating a new post every time.   Thanks!

Let's be clear - what I said was 'please would you mind...' 

In this instance I didn't reference site rules at all.   The rules are about creating duplicate topics, and as you've said - the posts are related, but not identical.

Actually @Great Horned Owl it's probably the case that you'd get more love and appreciation if there were one or two threads and they had a series of individual posts in them, so people could follow the exploits of the characters involved.   Sort of like reading a book with several chapters.   As it stands, people will see a single story and unless they happen to follow you, they won't know about the many other accounts you've written about the same people.

If you wish, we can very easily help you to achieve that - but your choice.  We'd just merge some of your posts together, in the order you choose.

(It's essentially also what @Carb0nBased has suggested).

Then next time you have something new to post, you'd just add it as a reply.

 

 

And @TMN_Femboi - if you're aware of a transgression, click on report please and we will investigate - irrespective of who it was.

 

[LngPeeFan 25]

On 11/23/2024 at 12:45 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

Not sure how to set that up. Technology is not my strong suit.

You're lack of technical expertise is quite all right to we fans. The trio of female peeing superstars you reside with is why you have a growing legion of followers.  

In my next (fantasy) life I want to have a harem of beautiful extra terrestrial women who can urinate gallons for hours at a time. Additionally, they would all resemble those babes in skintight outfits they cast on TVs Buck Rogers in the 25th Century back in the day. Boy would I give "Best Fictional Writer 2020" a run for his money. 😉

[Great Horned Owl 579]

On 11/23/2024 at 4:46 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

Let's be clear - what I said was 'please would you mind...' 

In this instance I didn't reference site rules at all.   The rules are about creating duplicate topics, and as you've said - the posts are related, but not identical.

Actually @Great Horned Owl it's probably the case that you'd get more love and appreciation if there were one or two threads and they had a series of individual posts in them, so people could follow the exploits of the characters involved.   Sort of like reading a book with several chapters.   As it stands, people will see a single story and unless they happen to follow you, they won't know about the many other accounts you've written about the same people.

If you wish, we can very easily help you to achieve that - but your choice.  We'd just merge some of your posts together, in the order you choose.

(It's essentially also what @Carb0nBased has suggested).

Then next time you have something new to post, you'd just add it as a reply.

 

 

And @TMN_Femboi - if you're aware of a transgression, click on report please and we will investigate - irrespective of who it was.

 

Thanks for the advice. I could just respond with a new story from an existing post but I like the idea of merging my posts on the various characters for simplicity sake better . Is this something that an administrator do? I hope so as limited with technology skills.