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[Kevin 642]

One day I was coming home with a friend, he was shit face drunk. He wanted to piss so he started pissing in a bottle. But the bottle was too small so it overflew, he closed it and dumped it outta the window but he just kept urinating in the car.

So he was blasting a full stream of piss on the floor for like 35 more seconds before finishing. He was like "sorry bro I really have to go". Bro the car smelled like piss for some days afterwards. 😂

[Klaudia99 317]

This sounds like fun and I'm a little envious of what you did. I would love to try doing it myself, but I haven't had the opportunity to pee in the car so naughty yet. Maybe one day I will succeed and I will be able to spray the back seat of some car with my yellow and sweet urine. It will definitely be fun😁

Edited 5 hours ago by Klaudia99

[swekiss 1,071]

I have a few times.

[peeman89 51]

13 minutes ago, swekiss said:

I have a few times.

Tell me more 

[peeman89 51]

2 hours ago, Kevin said:

What about you dude ? Have you ever done it ?

I've used my parents car as an emergency urinal 😈 😈 💦💦💦

[chubbyjack 286]

16 hours ago, Thurisaz_ said:

Personally, I don't find it in anyway amusing to vandalize other people's property.

I did have a good friend pee in my car though. We were on a busy country road when she had to go and there was no convenient place to stop so she let go on the floor in front of the passenger seat.

In today's work they would run DNA and see if it matches anyone in the database.

 

[Kevin 642]

30 minutes ago, chubbyjack said:

In today's work they would run DNA and see if it matches anyone in the database.

 

There is no database of people's urine lmfao

[oliver2 4,418]

15 minutes ago, Kevin said:

There is no database of people's urine lmfao

There was on CSI/P Miami! 😉

[Kevin 642]

5 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

There was on CSI/P Miami! 😉

No seriously??? How ? 😂

[oliver2 4,418]

6 minutes ago, Kevin said:

No seriously??? How ? 😂

Nah, I mean, on a crime TV series they'd be able to put your pee in a gas chromatograph and be like "It was Kevin behind the church after the two pints of Coors". I don't know if there's DNA in pee; I'd have thought there might be, if any traces of semen were in it.

[chubbyjack 286]

https://www.healthline.com/health/does-urine-have-dna

By a database I mean a previous sample given to police or ancestry.com or 23andme.com 

 

 

[oliver2 4,418]

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First- or second-morning urine may contain the highest yield

We know what those guys were doing. Well, loosely.