Girlfriend > Fiancé > Wife (plus SIL & MIL) Pee Experiences

[Great Horned Owl 589]

34 minutes ago, Mrhapee said:

You should record audio of wife pissing to share, I would love to hear that volume of pee. Thanks for sharing stories. 

She can hold up to 2.25 liters or 2250 ml, a lot of piss. SIL can hold 2.4 liters, MIL can hold 2 liters even. A lot of piss for all three. I have recorded all three girls but they don't want is shared with anyone. Sorry.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

All,

We had a warm spell this past week so my MIL went to a friend's pool to have cocktails and commiserate with other women. My girls went with her but then departed to get a bite to eat while MIL came over my house to pee like she usually does to tease me.

MIL pranced into the house in a black bikini. Like I had indicated earlier she has gone on a diet, hired a trainer for strength training to complement her tennis regimen so she looks really buff these days. Stands about 5.7.125 with nice definition in upper body. She always could pee well but I think she has become even better with the ability to hold more since she is doing kegel exercises twice daily in an effort to compete with her daughters.

She strolled into the house, gave me a quick kiss like usual and rushed to the bathroom to empty out. She quickly pulled her bikini bottoms down over her wide hips while her firm "C" boobs were hanging out out of her string top bikini and promptly started tinkling. Tinkling she did with no break in sight. No hissing, no pouring, no splattering, just tinkling for what seemed forever while she unzipped my trousers and took my hard cock out. After tinkling and flirting with me for 2 minutes she promptly put me in her mouth. After 3 minutes and still steadily tinkling I exploded in her mouth with cum dripping into her bra cup soaking her bikini top. Finally she tapers off and ends her long tinkle at 3 minutes 33 seconds. This is about her maximum capacity but quite impressive.

Still horney after our episode I grabbed her firm "C" boobs and started making out with her briefly before she undressed and jumped in the shower. My girls came home and hour later and asked if I had fun with their mom. I said she was "okay" to talk to. Little did they know.

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 81]

Three minutes 30 seconds, what a lady! She must have been bursting.  You have a gift for writing.  Your posts never fail to convey such detail, the reader feels he is in the room.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

8 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

Three minutes 30 seconds, what a lady! She must have been bursting.  You have a gift for writing.  Your posts never fail to convey such detail, the reader feels he is in the room.

Glad you enjoy. The shows these girls put on is out of this world. I have waited a long time for this. I have it now and seized the opportunity.

[Brad Wallis 81]

I like the sense of competition among the three of them.  Your MIL and SIL seem to take after each other.  They don’t pee fast like your wife, but they go forever!  Which of them currently holds the record for the longest tinkle?  Have they ever tried a distance competition?  In that case, I think we all know who the winner would be, lol!

[Great Horned Owl 589]

3 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

I like the sense of competition among the three of them.  Your MIL and SIL seem to take after each other.  They don’t pee fast like your wife, but they go forever!  Which of them currently holds the record for the longest tinkle?  Have they ever tried a distance competition?  In that case, I think we all know who the winner would be, lol!

The SIL holds the re order at 4 minutes 13 seconds start to finish. She is the "quiet" one among the three as she does not indicate her bladder is full very often as she just squirms around a lot. When we come back from an outing she is always first out of the car and runs to the toilet by the entry, pulls her panties down and starts were light steady flow in the water stays with the door open. I linger around the bathroom but sometimes one of the others bust me for listening to her and or they have to empty themselves. MIL is more discret when daughters are around.

The wife would win any distance contest. No doubt.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

1 hour ago, Mrhapee said:

Has the wife and  mil ever peed at same time or pee at the same time to see who lasted longer? Does mil know it turns you on? 

The girls have peed at the same time not in competition but because they have to go. When the wife is one of the two or three I make sure she gets all of my observation attention as not to set off alarms that I am interested in the other two. If the MIL and SIL go at same time I pay attention to MIL so SIL does not think I am into her, though I love her piss. MIL does not get frisky if others at home like no unzipping my trousers but if her and I are alone we play in the bathroom - our secret - MIL enjoys turning me on.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

All,

When my plumber was over the other day and he looked at the master bedroom toilet he noticed that there is a crack or chip in the porcelain and could not understand how that would happen. Immediately I figured it out but did not tell him.

Usually during the day the wife will stand over the toilet and direct her monster heavy flow straight in the water so I can hear and watch her empty out. She aims to please. In fact, five years ago on our first date I noticed she did this because she was so loud in the bathroom. Even then she was trying to turn me on subconsciously. The SIL and MIL always sit down.

In the middle of the night or early in the morning the wife will sit down as she is too sleepy. When she sits she still explodes very loudly but hits the porcelain with such force that over time she has apparently cracked the toilet from her powerful stream. She is the loudest woman I have ever heard on a consistent basis. Even if she goes when her bladder is not full she will still gush out fast but for a shorter time. Amazing woman.

I guess I need a new toilet but no water saver toilets in this house. I want to hear heavy piss thundering into the water - my preference.

Horney Old Owl

 

[Brad Wallis 81]

Wow, she is like one of those water jet machines!  How do the other two react to her strong streams, since they both seem to be quite a bit quieter?

[Great Horned Owl 589]

1 hour ago, Brad Wallis said:

Wow, she is like one of those water jet machines!  How do the other two react to her strong streams, since they both seem to be quite a bit quieter?

The other two say "you can piss harder but I can piss longer" heha. The wife has one powerful stream and she likes to show off and tease men with it. She deliberately makes sure she misses hard in the water when we have guests so others hear her. Quite the opposite from many women. She says, "that is why I married her". I say, "I married you because you are hit in bed, lol". She is very skilled and only 29 years old. She will only get better till age 40. If we don't have children which is likely she will still be a top performer for many decades to come.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

All,

As you know I am an older dude who has a gorgeous wife and am blessed to have my SIL and MIL as frequent visitors. They practically live here for logistical and familial reasons. The three of them have monster bladders but all piss differently which makes the pleasure that much more intense.

We were going out to dinner and a show in the City when the SIL who is the primary instigator said beforehand let us not piss when we are out, and that includes you Tiny. It will be a game to see how would be the most desperate and fullest when we got home. I know we I was going to lose. I had to figure out how to hold my piss for 6 plus hours as I usually go every two hours. A diaper was a thought but then the girls would see it when we got home as I had to pee in front of them. Sneaking a pee after parking the car, possible depending where we are parked. Withholding fluid I take was on top of my list plus a hard hot workout before so I was dehydrated.

I got a bit lucky as had to park near an alley way and after my wife said she was cold I volunteered to grab her sweater in the car. They all bit that this was legitimate. Here was my chance. A quick look and found a dumpster in the alley. Whipped out my cock and pissed at a moderate clip for 15 seconds to release some pressure but not drain all the way out as I would have to piss in front of the girls when we got home. It worked.

Got home, wife was beyond desperate, SIL was next closely followed by MIL. The girls were surprised I could hold on without to much desperation. I had them tricked plus I could enjoy listening and watching their pee. The SIL bolted out of the car like usual and was draining out within a second of sitting down - steady light to moderate flow. I could see her pink panties had a wet spot as she leaked. MIL bolts for upstairs toilet by landing and I hear a loud whistle splat on the porcelain which proceeds her long tinkling pee. The wife barely made it out of the car, pulled up her black dress and yanked her white lace panties down and exploded on the front sidewalk with a torrent of piss that ran down the driveway into the storm sewer. Impressive indeed with the speed of her flow. I watched her intently while still being able to listen to the SIL. When wife was done SIL was still draining out so went to tease her by saying, " you sure take a long time to piss". She just smiled. MIL was not audible after her initial release as too far away and was distracted by the other two.

Finally it was my turn. With a semi erect cock all three girls watched a 20 second slow pee into the toilet and they commented, " you did not have much piss Tiny but you held it". I said, "I was dehydrated from my workout". All three bought the story but I am still called Tiny though all three like the size of my cock.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

All,

My MIL and her girlfriend had a day of shopping then returned home late in the afternoon for several hours. I have seen the girlfriend before but have not heard her pee until last Friday.

Smoking hot married girlfriend was wearing white silky blouse, black pleaded mini skirt, very lacy white bra with full "C" cup, three inch heels, wavy shoulder length brown hair 1980s style, 5.8.140 pounds, lots of bling with bracelets, hoop earrings, plenty of makeup, choke collar necklace and large rock on her hand. Not only was she attractive but had a very engaging personality as well. The wife made a comment about her flirtatious personality while conversing with me. I think she got a bit jealous which is rare. The wife whispered in my ear "that I will fuck your brains and piss like a racehorse when she leaves"

Back to smoking hot married woman. Though she was drinking a lot her overactive bladder prevented her from holding much urine. After one glass of wine and 30 minutes later the fun began. She quickly rushed to the toilet, barely got her panties down and started lightly tinkling in the the bowl. Her tinkling lasted all of 13 seconds. After another 35 minutes she did the same thing this time a tinkle of 12 seconds. Though her pees were short and light I still got very aroused and the wife busted me on that. She whispered in my ear again, "I am holding my piss so I can explode for you when she leaves". Smoking hot woman tinkles again on regular 30 to 40 minute intervals with all pees between 12 and 15 seconds with a great amount of desperation. A very exciting experience indeed.

After 4 hours she leaves and wife pours out 2 plus liters of piss right after with such velocity that I thought my toilet was going to overflow.

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 81]

Mr. Owl, congrats on another great story.  How is your bathroom situated in such a way that you can so clearly hear these guests?  I assume she closed the door of course.  And do you have any more updates from the other women, such as your MIL, SIL and office assistant?

Cheers!

[LngPeeFan 27]

On 10/7/2024 at 10:46 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

All,

We had a warm spell this past week so my MIL went to a friend's pool to have cocktails and commiserate with other women. My girls went with her but then departed to get a bite to eat while MIL came over my house to pee like she usually does to tease me.

MIL pranced into the house in a black bikini. Like I had indicated earlier she has gone on a diet, hired a trainer for strength training to complement her tennis regimen so she looks really buff these days. Stands about 5.7.125 with nice definition in upper body. She always could pee well but I think she has become even better with the ability to hold more since she is doing kegel exercises twice daily in an effort to compete with her daughters.

She strolled into the house, gave me a quick kiss like usual and rushed to the bathroom to empty out. She quickly pulled her bikini bottoms down over her wide hips while her firm "C" boobs were hanging out out of her string top bikini and promptly started tinkling. Tinkling she did with no break in sight. No hissing, no pouring, no splattering, just tinkling for what seemed forever while she unzipped my trousers and took my hard cock out. After tinkling and flirting with me for 2 minutes she promptly put me in her mouth. After 3 minutes and still steadily tinkling I exploded in her mouth with cum dripping into her bra cup soaking her bikini top. Finally she tapers off and ends her long tinkle at 3 minutes 33 seconds. This is about her maximum capacity but quite impressive.

Still horney after our episode I grabbed her firm "C" boobs and started making out with her briefly before she undressed and jumped in the shower. My girls came home and hour later and asked if I had fun with their mom. I said she was "okay" to talk to. Little did they know.

Horney Old Owl

Having followed your posts for some time, I've concluded that you're a great literary talent. That's probably because you have the good fortune of living harmoniously with three mega-bladdered women. How did you manage to encapsulate tennis, fitness and a sexual interlude with an Anna Kournikova-like goddess on the toilet, who peed for some 3 minutes and 33 seconds? I'm very envious! 

If I weren't a functional illiterate I could contribute a story or two. A fantasy of mine has always been a situational encounter of two attractive, freakishly-endowed female strangers in a restroom, urinating ad infinitum in a figurative pee-off of the century. A reader's willing acceptance of disbelief would be necessary, as the participants would have bladder capacities and peeing abilities far beyond those of mortal women. Likewise in this parallel universe, the female bladder would reign supreme as a source of exhibitionistic and voyeuristic erotic excitement. Ah yes, if only.  

 

 

Edited November 16 by LngPeeFan

[Great Horned Owl 589]

All,

As many of you know I have a very sexy MIL that stays over at my house very often as the house is closer to her work.

Last weekend the MIL was particularly desperate during her morning pee. Despite being in her mid 50s she is still very sexy with a curvaceous body and holds her bladder all night. However, she is extremely full and desperate in the early morning.

MIL rushes to the toilet in her slinky sleeveless lacy pink nightie with matching panties. As I am waking up my penis is erect when MIL huts the toilet as she starts hissing and splattering very loudly on the edge of the toilet water as she arches her back and sticks out hrr firm "C" cup boobs. The look as out of this world as I peered through the open bathroom door. Her loud hiss and splat lasts 28 seconds and then reverts to a light flow with no hiss all in the bowl. The wife wakes up during this event and starts stroking my very erect penis which is getting very hard by now. MIL continues a steady light flow for 30 seconds and then tapers of to tinkling in the bowl.

At two minutes MIL still tinkling in the bowl. At three minutes she is still tinkling in the bowl while the wife jerks me off and I explode in her hand.  MIL finally tapers off to a few remaining drops at 3 minutes 34 seconds into her piss. Still sitting on the toilet, yawning and sighing that her bladder is finally empty she tears off a large piece of toilet paper and wipes throughly and then slowly pulls up her panties and flushes.

Still hard after my explosion I start fingering the wife to bring her to orgasm with her moaning that her bladder is full. More to follow on that experience.

Horney Old Owl

 

[Calvin45 62]

All, I can add is, please don't stop posting. Living vicariously through you. 😁😁

[LngPeeFan 27]

On 11/23/2024 at 12:45 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

Not sure how to set that up. Technology is not my strong suit.

You're lack of technical expertise is quite all right to we fans. The trio of female peeing superstars you reside with is why you have a growing legion of followers.  

In my next (fantasy) life I want to have a harem of beautiful extra terrestrial women who can urinate gallons for hours at a time. Additionally, they would all resemble those babes in skintight outfits they cast on TVs Buck Rogers in the 25th Century back in the day. Boy would I give "Best Fictional Writer 2020" a run for his money. 😉

[Great Horned Owl 589]

On 11/23/2024 at 4:46 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

Let's be clear - what I said was 'please would you mind...' 

In this instance I didn't reference site rules at all.   The rules are about creating duplicate topics, and as you've said - the posts are related, but not identical.

Actually @Great Horned Owl it's probably the case that you'd get more love and appreciation if there were one or two threads and they had a series of individual posts in them, so people could follow the exploits of the characters involved.   Sort of like reading a book with several chapters.   As it stands, people will see a single story and unless they happen to follow you, they won't know about the many other accounts you've written about the same people.

If you wish, we can very easily help you to achieve that - but your choice.  We'd just merge some of your posts together, in the order you choose.

(It's essentially also what @Carb0nBased has suggested).

Then next time you have something new to post, you'd just add it as a reply.

 

 

And @TMN_Femboi - if you're aware of a transgression, click on report please and we will investigate - irrespective of who it was.

 

Thanks for the advice. I could just respond with a new story from an existing post but I like the idea of merging my posts on the various characters for simplicity sake better . Is this something that an administrator do? I hope so as limited with technology skills.

[Carb0nBased 652]

How about just starting now--in other words start a new thread for all future posts of yours, and put any knew ones you write in there. Possibly a moderator can move the previous ones to the beginning of that thread as well, but even if that doesn't happen, at least no more new threads will be started (aside from that one).