Avoiding the toilet....yet again

[BadBoy21 526]

I had another great non toilet pissing day on Friday.  This was the first time I ever did this during a work day.  So here’s how it went:

First piss of the day was a challenge.  I decided to just hold it in until I showered, packed and left my place.  I made it to my car and then ran over to the trash enclosure.  Fuck it was a long ass piss, I was watching the stream cascade down the pavement.  Too bad no one saw me. 

Work for 8 hours, I used my usual spots: empty storage rooms, took a complete piss in the conference room again in the corner.  I told you they stared putting air fresheners in these rooms.  The stairwell was my go-to for a couple times.  It’s just so easy with lots of corners to be discrete

After  work, was on my way home but I decided to stop off somewhere out of the way, just so I could take a piss.  I found this apartment complex, but it was too bustling and busy so I kept walking around the complex, trying to find somewhere to go. I was determined.  After like 10 minutes, I finally settled for this tree  behind the buildings.  It was out of the way but I could see people from inside their apartments through the windows.  Nobody seemed to notice me, or atleast they didn’t say anything.   Anyone ever do that, just find some random location to piss?

Made it home, pissed a few times out the window, then got ready to go to the bar with my friends.  At one point, the pressure was too much but determined not to break the streak I said I think I left my credit card in my car so I ran out to the parking lot.  Not a moment too soon because as soon as I found a semi-secluded area I whipped it out and gushed.  Being drunk through, didn’t check if there were any people around because a guy and his date were leaving their car and walked right by me, staring at me pissing.  I saw them staring so I turned my body away so atleast they couldn’t see my dick.  Didn’t stop pissing though and they really didn’t say anything to me. 

Got home, feeling really drunk and horny (for some reason, lol) so I decided to go down to the bottom floor of my apartment building, but the maintenance doors and laundry area.  The sound was so loud and echoey.  And as luck would have it, some guy was walking into the building (this is around 1 AM at this point) and I hear him walk towards the stairs and he says “what the fuck is going on down there?”.  I didn’t say anything but that sound of pissing is unmistakable and I have to go so bad I can’t pull it back.  Then I hear him leaving.  I don’t think he saw me. 

Took a few more pisses out my window during the night.  Honestly late night window pisses are really lots of fun for me.  Sometimes I would do it and there would be guys smoking out back.  A couple of my neighbors have already recognized it was me, but they don’t really seem to care. 

Can’t wait for the next time.

[BadBoy21 526]

I never thought me posting this series would be such a popular thing.  Thanks for all the likes.  Some of you have been messaging me showing support, giving advice or tricks of the trade, I really appreciate it.  Meeting a bunch of you, talking with you has really allowed me to accept and affirm this persistent and somewhat unique facet of my life.  I have become a lot more braver because of you. This really is a great site.  So onto the day, yesterday actually avoiding the toilet again

I have started jogging regularly, well as regular as I can, so I saved my morning piss for the run.  Found some alley between a couple stores by the trash cans.  It was pretty early so nobody saw me but very well needed.  

Today me and my buddies went out to a shooting range sort of out of town all five of us.  While driving up there I asked my friend to pull over cause I had to piss real bad.  He said we can pull off at a rest area, I said no, just pull over.  We pulled off onto the shoulder and I got out and took a piss against the wooded area, beyond the rail.  Got a few laughs, in fact two of them got out and joined me.  Got a little hard (literally) at that point, so I kept thinking about routing tables (lol my version of boring mind chatter) to calm me down.  We were laughing about it.  

Unfortunately, today was the day I had to do a bunch of server updates so I had to go into work for a few hours.  Me and the other IT guy.  Obviously I am no stranger pissing at work.  This time with an empty office.  Still, I have to avoid pissing in the areas with cameras, so I stuck to my normal places.  But the bonus area because it was empty was this hallways that led to the stairwell.  Figured I can practice walking and pissing, did a little better this time.  Got the hallways good and wet.  Fuck it was good.   Pissed another time in the stairwell, it still stinks in there.  Something to note, me and the other IT guy Cody, we were talking about how some parts of the office smells like piss.  I played dumb of course, and said how it already smells like shit here I may as well just piss in the offices.  He agreed with me, and I kept playfully brining it up, saying like where would you go.  He was saying how he would piss on this guy's desk who always seems to have computer issues, truly irritating us both.  I milked more details out of him, saying how you'd probably walk right up to his desk and piss, while he was there.  He laughed and said he wished he could.  God it was so hot, just the thought of him pissing around the office with me.  I wish I had a pissing buddy.  He's a cool guy too, I wonder...

After work, went home, took a quick piss by the garbage area.  Got ready to go out with my friends to the bar.  Held in my piss for hours, which was dumb, I should have just excused myself outside to piss in the parking lot again like last time, but I didn't.  Instead, as we were all leaving the bar, I couldn't hold it any longer in fact I was squirming.  My buddy Justin (if you guys remember him) was like dude just piss, what's the problem? I thought real quick how to come back with something funny or snappy, and I said yeah I was just saving it for your car.  They all laughed. But seriously, it was too much.  I hardly made it to the parking lot and I whipped it out and started pissing by this tree.  Sure enough Justin joined in and pissed too.  Got a few honks from some car driving by.  

Woke up during the night, just finished off the day by pissing out the window.

 

[TylerHasFun 990]

you got yourself a pissing buddy there bro.  Turn em.  itll be easy.  Did the same thing to my manager.  

[BadBoy21 526]

7 hours ago, TylerHasFun said:

you got yourself a pissing buddy there bro.  Turn em.  itll be easy.  Did the same thing to my manager.  

Like you said before, you are a good influence on people.  Seriously bro, I'd love to turn him, as you say.  He spoke with such conviction, I bet he has it in him too.  

[petebog2 46]

20 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Like you said before, you are a good influence on people.  Seriously bro, I'd love to turn him, as you say.  He spoke with such conviction, I bet he has it in him too.  

Be careful though, in case he isn't fully on board, don't want you to loose your job

[BadBoy21 526]

11 hours ago, petebog2 said:

Be careful though, in case he isn't fully on board, don't want you to loose your job

Oh I know.  If anything transpires,  he will be the one to make the first move

[petebog2 46]

3 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Oh I know.  If anything transpires,  he will be the one to make the first move

That would be well impressive. Do you think that he might suspect that you are the pisser there or maybe he thinks the smell might not be actually piss but something that smells like it?

[BadBoy21 526]

3 hours ago, petebog2 said:

That would be well impressive. Do you think that he might suspect that you are the pisser there or maybe he thinks the smell might not be actually piss but something that smells like it?

I doubt it.  At one point earlier some of the guys thought it smelled of mold.  I mean I smell piss.   But he's a real chill guy.  We're bros.  He's already a slob, fuck I've never heard anyone belch like this man🤣.  so part of me thinks he wouldn't care. 

[SylvaniaPissyCD 12]

Who needs a toilet when you have a settee?

[Lennys_wet_now 371]

17 hours ago, SylvaniaPissyCD said:

Who needs a toilet when you have a settee?

Would love to piss together on that sofa, must smell amazing.