Watering the tomatoes

[riverflood7 161]

This may seem trivial but I have just discovered this joy and I have found it so enlivening that I wanted to share. I have never started a topic on here before so please delete it or ignore it if it is of no interest.

During the recent hot weather in England I like to keep my plants watered on a daily basis, and I do this in the evening after the heat of the day has passed. 2 days ago, I was crouching down to irrigate the base of my tomato plants when, all of a sudden, I just knew I was going to have an accident. I think it must have been the combination of crouching down and the sound of running water but I just started to lose control, and it was a proper gush. It came out with a lot of force, which is rare for me these days, and I was so shocked. I couldn't stop it or even slow the flow down, in hindsight I should probably have just stood up from my crouching position but I didn't think. I was only wearing a skimpy pair of pants and some loose fitting old shorts but they held nothing and the wee just shot onto the ground. For 30 seconds or so this felt like heaven, so warm, so naughty, so unexpected. Eventually I must have emptied myself and I finished watering the remainder of the tomatoes with the watering can before rushing inside to work through and enjoy what had just happened. I can't explain why this felt so good but it did. Those knickers had already got wet earlier in the day, and if that happens then it is not uncommon for me to wet again but I was not expecting what happened.

I couldn't wait for the yesterday's watering, I made sure I was properly hydrated, and I put on a second pair of knickers, proper granny pants, because I wanted to feel the warmth and wetness properly rather than have it all just splash onto the ground. I know I had been planning it but as soon as I crouched down I just gushed for Britain; again I loved the warmth and the ecstasy of it all, and had a great session afterwards. I'm pleased to report that the sun is shining again today, roll on watering time!

[Kupar 13,340]

Absolutely wonderful! Thanks for telling us about it ... it sounded like you had a lot of unexpected pleasure - and that's always lovely isn't it?

[MrTickle 58]

Do let us know what effect this unusual fertilizer has on your tomatoes!

[glad1 2,832]

7 hours ago, riverflood7 said:

This may seem trivial but I have just discovered this joy and I have found it so enlivening that I wanted to share. I have never started a topic on here before so please delete it or ignore it if it is of no interest.

You've certainly, er, wet my interest! 😛

7 hours ago, riverflood7 said:

For 30 seconds or so this felt like heaven, so warm, so naughty, so unexpected. 

Hopefully this becomes a regular event. You deserve all the heavenly moments you can get.

7 hours ago, riverflood7 said:

 

I know I had been planning it but as soon as I crouched down I just gushed for Britain; again I loved the warmth and the ecstasy of it all, and had a great session afterwards.

Love the thought of you gushing for Britain. Hope your tomato plants appreciate your efforts as much as some of us here do.

[MRJH22 221]

Great post. Thanks for sharing and I hope you will share more with us. I love how after the first evenings fun you drank lots and put on some bigger knickers for the next evening of watering.