SIL Morning Piss

[Great Horned Owl 390]

This Is a sort of part 2 post from the MIL with White Nightie Piss post.

As the MIL was on her way back to her bedroom the SIL bolts out of her bedroom and runs for the toilet. She usually has a very urgent morning piss and this time was no different. She was wearing a white t-shirt where her firm "B" cup nipples were sticking out nice and erect and pink lacy panties.

Just like the MIL She is a pee exhibitionist. Upon reaching the toilet she rips off her panties and starts her steady slow flow I to the bowl as her butt hits the seat. As usual I was in for a treat.

While she is draining out slowly and steadily into the bowl without any hissing she is fluffing her beautiful long wavy blonde hair continously as she appears to be in ecstasy as she empties her bladder. A minute then two minutes pass and she is still draining out with a steady light flow. This girl can hold 2 liters plus of urine and this morning is no exception.

At 2 minutes 43 seconds her flow diminishes to a light tinkle, still steadily draining out. At 3 minutes 29 seconds her light tinkle becomes drops of pee until she finally shuts off at 3 minutes 58 seconds. Almost 4 minutes of piss!!

She stands up and wipes very throughly her nicely trimmed  bush while leaving her panties on the bathroom floor. Once she is in her room I need to drain my partially hard cock but it is a struggle as I am aroused from my two girls long lasting performances. It certainly does not help that I am sniffing the SIL's juices from the panties she left on the floor. Times can be tough for a dude with a hard on to piss.

Horney Old Owl

[KP-has2P 58]

I love your detailed posts, especially since we seem to have similar pee kink tastes.

Your bedroom/bathroom setup seems to be ideal too that you can see and hear everything.

My ex could sometimes pee like your SIL, but only for a minute to a minute and a half.  Hearing a 4 minute performance would have me orgasming before she’s even done. 🙂

How long did YOUR pee take afterward with that hardon?

Edit:  After posting I had to pee and it took me 2 minutes with the partial hardon your post gave me!

Edited May 20 by KP-has2P

[MRJH22 153]

Nice description of the SILs long pee. I also like to sniff panties so would have done the same as you on that.

[Great Horned Owl 390]

5 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

I love your detailed posts, especially since we seem to have similar pee kink tastes.

Your bedroom/bathroom setup seems to be ideal too that you can see and hear everything.

My ex could sometimes pee like your SIL, but only for a minute to a minute and a half.  Hearing a 4 minute performance would have me orgasming before she’s even done. 🙂

How long did YOUR pee take afterward with that hardon?

Edit:  After posting I had to pee and it took me 2 minutes with the partial hardon your post gave me!

Your EX sounds pretty hot as well in terms of her piss. As long as you got a hard on from my SIL piss and not my hard cock-lmao, hah. I tried to piss for a minute but only drops came out as my cock was still semi erect after jerking off hearing my MIL drain out for 3 minutes 30 seconds right before the SIL pissed. When this calmed down I had my usual good minute of steady piss right in the bowl though my piss woke but my wife who did her own incredible piss of a different sort. Big bladder but very loud compared to the other two. Most days I have a hard on or a partial hard on 50% of the time when my girls and or their friends are over.

Horney Old Owl

[KP-has2P 58]

1 hour ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Your EX sounds pretty hot as well in terms of her piss. As long as you got a hard on from my SIL piss and not my hard cock-lmao, hah. I tried to piss for a minute but only drops came out as my cock was still semi erect after jerking off hearing my MIL drain out for 3 minutes 30 seconds right before the SIL pissed. When this calmed down I had my usual good minute of steady piss right in the bowl though my piss woke but my wife who did her own incredible piss of a different sort. Big bladder but very loud compared to the other two. Most days I have a hard on or a partial hard on 50% of the time when my girls and or their friends are over.

Horney Old Owl

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Edited May 20 by KP-has2P

[MRJH22 153]

48 minutes ago, KP-has2P said:

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Ddid you get off listening to your ex’s longer pees?

[Great Horned Owl 390]

2 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Thanks for clarification. However, I only listen and watch women. That is very enjoyable and keeps me plenty busy.

I like ALL female piss. My favorite are the loud fast pouring ones where it sounds like a jet is taking off. Watching those are even more fun with a 2 or 3 inch stream. My wife has a powerful forceful piss. Often half of it will splat loud on the porcelain than the other half straight in the water. Sometimes after drinking and holding she will just explode in the bowl and you could hear her from 20 feet away. Nothing against slow female piss though.

Too bad your former MIL was not nice. I am actually turned on by mine as we are close in age. I just have a much younger wife. That is all.

[Brad Wallis 56]

No wonder you are always horny with such ladies in your house.  I think all three of them enjoy showing off for you. 

[Brad Wallis 56]

15 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Your ex sounds like a hot one to listen to.  Care to elaborate at all about her long peeing?  I’ve got an ex who was similar whom I’ve posted about a few times here.

[Mary Moon 715]

My morning pee is always very urgent, i have like 30 seconds to get to the bathroom when i wake up, i sleep in a diaper and could pee on myself, but i always try to get to the bathroom, so that i can reuse the diaper for more nights given how expensive Tena Nights are

[KP-has2P 58]

My ex’s pees weren’t as epic as GHO’s wife/MIL/SIL’s.  She didn’t hiss or gush, more of a gentle ladylike tinkle but the flow rate seemed to vary from moderately fast some mornings to a slow trickle others.  I’m not sure the reason, maybe bladder fullness was a factor, but a really full bladder would lead to a longer pee and her faster flow ones were always around 30 seconds or less.  Her apparent desperation (or lack thereof) and the flow rate didn’t seem to have a measurable correlation.  Instead, she would have faster pees over several days and slower ones over several days.  I wonder if her menstrual cycle was a factor.  I’ll have to start a topic on it.

Female erections/arousal could have been a factor, but based on the topic I posted on it here and the responses I got, females seem to be less affected by this than males.  But maybe it was a factor for her.

My favorites of her pees were the long slow trickles that went over a minute.  One time she trickled non stop for 90 seconds, and that wasn’t even her first pee of the morning.  She had gotten up earlier and peed for a minute, and came back to bed, and a couple hours later we got up for real and she had her epic performance.

We never had sex after our first 5 years of marriage, but we did dabble in foreplay on occasion.  Sometimes when aroused it would take her longer to start peeing but then it sounded like her average pee once it got going.  Her regular daytime pees were usually about 15-20 seconds long.  I don’t think she had a huge bladder, as she sometimes would suddenly need to go (overactive bladder) and sometimes would have accidents.

[Great Horned Owl 390]

3 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

No wonder you are always horny with such ladies in your house.  I think all three of them enjoy showing off for you. 

I know all three compete but especially the MIL and SIL. Those two compete for the longest pees. The wife knows she has me and she knows she can have my cock anytime. This old Owl keeps Pfizer in business with his Viagra prescriptions. I can go longer, get harder and more often with my woman.

[oliver2 3,980]

On 5/21/2024 at 1:46 PM, Mary Moon said:

My morning pee is always very urgent, i have like 30 seconds to get to the bathroom when i wake up

Would you consider peeing in a trashcan or a bucket? 😚

[Brad Wallis 56]

On 5/21/2024 at 8:50 AM, KP-has2P said:

She didn’t hiss or gush, more of a gentle ladylike tinkle

Ladylike! A great word for it. So did your ladylike wife have any idea how much she turned you on with those long tinkles?  She must have been comfortable with you listening.  I had an ex who was the queen of this and I would be standing at attention every time I was in earshot, even if I had just cum minutes before, I’d be ready for round two after her performances.

[KP-has2P 58]

25 minutes ago, Brad Wallis said:

Ladylike! A great word for it. So did your ladylike wife have any idea how much she turned you on with those long tinkles?  She must have been comfortable with you listening.  I had an ex who was the queen of this and I would be standing at attention every time I was in earshot, even if I had just cum minutes before, I’d be ready for round two after her performances.

No, she never knew I had any interest in the sound of her pee, but because we lived together we didn’t close the bathroom door when using it unless others were over.

If peeing turned her on in any way, she never told me either.  It was just never a topic we ever brought up in 20 years of marriage.

I always wonder, when two or more females go to the restroom together, and one pees fast and the other slow, if they make any commentary on their, or their companion’s, peeing styles, while in there.

Edited May 29 by KP-has2P

[Brad Wallis 56]

8 minutes ago, KP-has2P said:

I always wonder, when two or more females go to the restroom together, and one pees fast and the other slow, if they make any commentary on their, or their companion’s, peeing styles, while in there.

Oh yeah, that’s a thought I’ve had as well.  I’ve been around enough women to know they tend to have consistent sounds, and can be very different to one another, and one can often identify who is using the bathroom just by sound alone.  For example, there would be no mistaking GHO’s wife for his SIL, or MIL.  It’s such an intimate, personal thing, and kind of mysterious, which is part of why it’s so sexy to me.   We men don’t seem to be nearly as interesting, as a rule.  

[KP-has2P 58]

4 minutes ago, Brad Wallis said:

For example, there would be no mistaking GHO’s wife for his SIL, or MIL.  It’s such an intimate, personal thing, and kind of mysterious, which is part of why it’s so sexy to me.   We men don’t seem to be nearly as interesting, as a rule.  

Oh I’m sure, if the two sisters (GHO’s wife and SIL) went to the restroom together, that the commentary between the two would be interesting.  And would GHO’s wife wait for her sister to finish up before leaving the restroom herself.

Men have some variance too, but it’s harder to hear when using urinals in a restroom compared to toilet bowls.  My brother pees like a race horse and I’m a bit more “leisurely” in my tinkle.  If we pee at the same time he always finishes before I do.

 

[Great Horned Owl 390]

On 5/29/2024 at 4:43 PM, KP-has2P said:

Oh I’m sure, if the two sisters (GHO’s wife and SIL) went to the restroom together, that the commentary between the two would be interesting.  And would GHO’s wife wait for her sister to finish up before leaving the restroom herself.

Men have some variance too, but it’s harder to hear when using urinals in a restroom compared to toilet bowls.  My brother pees like a race horse and I’m a bit more “leisurely” in my tinkle.  If we pee at the same time he always finishes before I do.

 

The wife, MIL and SIL do comment on each other's peeing styles. The SIL especially will raz her mother for hissing and tinkling so long and make comments to the wife that she sounds like an elephant when pissing. I am always aroused when around these three. I will write about an interesting story I had with my very horney and sexy MIL very recently.

Yes, all the girls wait for each other in the women's toilets. Wife will apply makeup and fluff her hair while the other two continue to drain out.