Ladies to pee in my hotel room

[cowboy73 28]

I am asking for ideas.   Suggestions or any help.    I will be in Vegas for st Patrick's Day weekend.   Downtown on Fremont Street.     What r some ideas to get a girl or 2 to come take a piss in my hotel room just simply on the floor.  

[Sophie 24,364]

You could hire an escort I guess.

[cowboy73 28]

49 minutes ago, Sophie said:

You could hire an escort I guess.

I will pass on those.  

[gldenwetgoose 21,425]

5 hours ago, Sophie said:

You could hire an escort I guess.

Seems to me the most practical and guaranteed solution - a pre-arranged contractually arranged solution where she knows and accepts what she’s going to do, isn’t going to be offended and is going to fully meet your requirements. 

Ok - so you’ll pay for the privilege, but you’re paying for a hotel room with no guarantee of any pee action otherwise. 

And possibly safer than asking random women on the street. 

[longbastard 233]

A back-up option is just spam Tinder etc in Vegas and bring the conversation around to that and see if anyone bites. Be casual but pretty upfront about it and don’t chase weak leads 

[longbastard 233]

Just mention that you’re staying in a hotel in town. At some point drop that you were hungover this morning and didn’t even feel like walking all the way to the bathroom, so you pissed on the floor. If they react in shock or disgust, just say you’d been in a very fuck-it mood and move on. If they say something more neutral or positive, keep the conversation going. Of course, piss on the floor when you wake up so you’re not telling a lie. Say something like, are you telling me you’ve never done anything remotely similar?