What did you guys say when you got caught pissing in public?

[TylerHasFun 787]

I've been caught so many times, I will give you two examples:

-I left my friend's apartment, decided to go downstairs to the laundry room to take a piss.  The room was empty.  I walked into the middle of the room and started to piss.  Then much to my surprise, I see this guy in the corner (I swear I didn't see him) put clothes in the washer.  I've seen him before several times in the building.  He looks at me, very shy, and says nothing.  In complete shock, while still pissing, all I said was "whats up?" and he mumbled quietly "not much" without really looking at me.  Lol, poor guy.  The floor was so uneven, my puddle was practically the entire room, I know he must have stepped in it.

 

When I was in college, I liked to piss in the library men's room, on the wall, that was oddly empty, between the urinals and the stalls.  We're talking dozens of times, usually nobody says anything.  One time, this guy walks in, steps over my stream and stands at the urinal a few feet away from me. I'm still pissing, he looks at me and says "what the fuck you doing man?"  I stared back at him, still pissing, and said "what the fuck does it look like?"  He finished, trying to avoid my stream that was headed his way and left

 

I have many more, but these come to mind.  What about you guys?  I love hearing your stories.

 

[toseepee 730]

Making someone have to avoid your piss puddle has got to be the best feeling in the world. Love that for you!

[avatar 372]

Never really been "caught" per se as I usually am able to pick spots covered enough. But the area I'm in is really casual about public peeing as long as you are not like flaunting your dick in front of a busy street, so I'm like 95% sure that if anyone caught me in a covered spot, they'd just walk by without giving it a thought.

[Rubbersheetmike 22]

I got caught for public urination a few years ago. I took a leak in an alley that's on my way home from my favorite bar. It was cold out and the alley was empty which was strange because there's a few bars around there. I unzipped and was close to finishing when somebody put their hand on my shoulder. It was a cop. He told me to finish and zip up. I tried to argue desperation, "What was I supposed to do officer?" He wasn't sympathetic. I got a $95 fine. Somebody at the bar told me a few days earlier that the police were watching the alley because of complaints from local businesses. Too late for me to find out though.