Fetishistic or Situational

[Someguyfromthenet 11]

So I had a thought while popping from one post to another that I'm gunna write down here because I think it's something to be said.
This kink has two types. Situational and Fetishistic.

Let's start with Fetishistic. The trail blazers, pioneers and single largest consumers of construction grade tarps, Costco sized plastic sheeting rolls, kiddie pools and dry cleaning on earth.
Sexual Juggalos with all of the wild personality and none of the make up for obvious reasons.
The kind of folk who will give you the shirt off your back but you probably shouldn't take it. Normal folk during business hours but you wouldn't know it after dark because that gimp suit Todd's wife is strapped into is hand made and water tight to accommodate the funnel usually reserved for filling the radiators of semi trucks.
Y'all know who you are, the guy landing a perfect headshot on his lady's whore (his words not mine) mouth from 10 ft away while doing a handstand on sheets still warm from the dryer. Because F types don't give an airborne fuck about linens as a rule.
The lady at the bottom of a repurposed and rapidly filling cattle trough surrounded by her fellow F types who use teamwork to make her dream work to try to drown that slut in all the "nectar.." she can handle.
And to that I say, get down with your bad selves. Not my circus not my monkeys but they can still drink my beer despite being probably well hydrated already. All the best to all you magnificent bastards and whatever end of the extreme you find a place. Every tribe needs its showoffs and risk takers and boy howdy do you fuckers deliver.

But myself? Im the S type. If F types are Chris Farley then S types are David Spade.
Situational kinksters. Like the Sasquatch of watersports we exist but we're much harder to spot and generally it's in or near a forest, or some other outdoor/ washable locations.
The reason for this is because while we all like the kink, we also like clean bedsheets as much as we dislike a hint of asparagus on every surface of our house.
Most of either type of this kink start here. For me I found out I'm of the golden tribe when I popped out from under the water to scare a friend in youth and instead was staring directly at the first pussy I'd ever seen and also the reason it was in the daylight in the first place.
In many or even id say all cases each of us had something similar happen. Stumbling in on a friend who didn't lock the door, being in the backseat of a car during a road trip being very turned on and confused as the girl riding along shimmies out of her pants and straddles a McDonald's cup.
The homemade, down home grade of awkward boners and lady boners that we all (even the filthy casuals who think only missionary is ok) have to deal with in life but makes us who we are in the end.
For S types it's a layered kink, an ass in the wind, thighs in frog mode and head on a swivel is sometimes hotter than her being spread eagle doing her best to show you her lungs through her lady parts.
The non sexual that is sexual. The more organic and off the cuff the more were into it. More clothes can add to the effect rather than detract. Sure none of us would turn down being down range at some point but we'd rather she sit on our lap on the porch swing than our face on the kitchen counter festooned with caution tape for some reason .
S types prefer to use the kink to build pressure to the main event rather than making it the headliner. Our girl having us pull the car over and telling us not to peek with a wink that can be seen from orbit beats her standing on the wind shield buck naked in broad daylight doing her best impression of a riot grade water cannon.
Because we just got the car washed and don't want footprints on the hood and a patina on the glass. Were a subtle breed of degenerate but we're always there. In the background treeline likely standing beside a girl with a shit eating grin and pants not properly buttoned but you wouldn't know it because were often paranoid to the level of a blind dude in a minefield about having to explain our search history so we keep things tight and crispy to near Fed Boy levels where it counts and nowhere else.
"No you can't borrow my phone" is the G-mens credo.
That guy you know with the near supernatural ability to say it without saying it when asking a question? Probably an S-type.Were of the tribe but we don't necessarily want to get its team color on us.
Were planners and logistical degenerates because sheets are expensive and it's also August baby we go full freak flag we got maybe ten minutes to strip the bed before it's an issue. So let's go for a walk through the trees and then have to do laundry anyway because chances are were gunna fuck so hard someones gunna draw blood.
So that's the speil. Carry on y'all

 

[Havelock 1,526]

@Someguyfromthenet well documented and beautifully detailed. I also display many characteristics of the S-type. It's to wade through a sea of porn that caters to the fetishist. Voyeurism and lucky situations can't be beat with this form of interest.

I'm curious to hear the longer version of when you popped out from under the water. 

[Someguyfromthenet 11]

Glad you liked it bud, its definitely a struggle at times, nice to know im not the only one sifting in the same way. I notice that S type content always hits the top tens on more vanilla type websites. I can't say for sure but I think that there may be a market or demand for a strictly S-type content location.

As for the water story not much more do it but here goes.

We were all at the pond as we usually were on summer break. This place was unique in that there was an old dragline crane parked next to it that we hung a rope from the boom and used as a swing. In our group was a couple female family friends that often joined us there so we all jumped and got down to it.

I was a strong swimmer then, I could dive down deep and stay there long. I was able to essentially able to span one end of the water to the other completely undetected.  I of course ruthlessly abused this talent to scare the shit out of people by grabbing their feet when they could have sworn they saw me on then opposite beach. Or being in one place and then being right behind them the next. I could surface and not make a sound.

I see one of the female friends on the opposite bank, target acquired, jumped in and went down where the sunlight wouldn't give me away and started kicking. It was a long way and being about 10 ft under the water I had to be quick to have the time to surface quietly. She was heading to the bank last i saw her so i figured id see her soon enough(eyes open under water because invincible youth). I didn't see her pasty ass legs in the water so i hoped id catch her on the rocks. So i slipped from beneath the water behind some reeds and there she was.

She was tucked beside the crane, frogposed and bikini bottoms in her hand in the way the ladies do when they are trying to get it handled in a hurry. She didn't see me (because of course she didn't, I am the sneaky silent fish man. First thing was the stream, she was as I said in a hurry and it showed and my eyes immediately locked on her vulva. Which this girl had an Innie like nobodys business. Thicker than a snicker.

I looked for only a few seconds then realize I had to get back into the deep before she or anyone else saw me there. Me and my most confused and raging boner in my life slipped down back whence I came to contemplate all this. No one but me and my new inverted shark fin the wiser. One interesting quirk about this girl was her incessant tendancy to announce "i gotta pee!" so much so that others would start doing it. This was weird before I saw what I saw. After it hit like a truck during that "your a gross scumbag and no one will love you" phase. Can't say shes of the tribe but it was just part of the story I suppose

All the best

[Havelock 1,526]

Incredible story. Did you ever see her pee again?

[gldenwetgoose 21,494]

On 9/8/2023 at 8:25 PM, Someguyfromthenet said:

 I notice that S type content always hits the top tens on more vanilla type websites. I can't say for sure but I think that there may be a market or demand for a strictly S-type content location.

I'd definitely place myself more in the situational side of things than the hardcore fetish kink world.  On your observation though about the popularity of the situational side of things on websites, I think there's a simple explanation:

My take on it is that here, on this site, we've pretty much all come to terms with our love of pee - but for the 'average' viewer of porn, if you asked them to soul search they'd probably tell you all of societies conventional thoughts on peeing.  A private act, normally behind closed toilet doors, dirty etc etc.

Now a lot of the clips on the vanilla websites all follow the same sort of pattern - a girl in distress which immediately can trigger a 'protector' instinct in the neanderthal male brain, or immediately places them into the weaker submissive role.   Then nudity occurs, and of course we're programmed on porn that nudity = sex.   So it can be a bit irrelevant that she's peeing - it's an opportunity to see a girl strip off and open her legs.

Whereas seeing the more hardcore content - watching pee orgies, forced drinking etc all requires us to accept that we have that kink for it to be enjoyable.   If that's so, then it's going to be a lesser audience and show up less on the view tracking.

And me personally - I don't really have an interest in seeing someone else's male member doing the peeing.  It's that simple in my mind 😉

[Someguyfromthenet 11]

On 9/10/2023 at 3:57 PM, Havelock said:

Incredible story. Did you ever see her pee again?

No, a few close calls but just a one and done unfortunately lol

 

[Horse_water 636]

@Someguyfromthenet

You thought this out well and cover a lot of ground. Personally some of my earliest sexual experiences where from my fathers friends daughter accidentally on purpose flashing her pussy at me while we were camping etc. Seeing a shaved pussy pissing strait ahead pushed my younger self  to almost cum in my shorts. It was the desired effect on her part. Fast forward I did bang here when she was 25 but I do regret not getting to do some nice raw cums in her while I was young.

As for pissing I am curious how you include the naughty/exhibitionist angle into your theory. I find myself being a mix of the two type you propose with the added element of I like being seen (but not caught be the popo). Some of my my favorite pees where in public places such as stairs or hallways where I was pissing with my cock completely exposed and people walking by. Pissing loudly where I'm not supposed to and showing my dick without shame was a thrilling an fulfilling experience.

Your taking on things is interesting and well thought out so I am curious to see what you thing.

-Gladly

Edited September 18, 2023 by gldenwetgoose
Reworded: Rule 2 - underage experiences

[Someguyfromthenet 11]

On 9/11/2023 at 3:15 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

I'd definitely place myself more in the situational side of things than the hardcore fetish kink world.  On your observation though about the popularity of the situational side of things on websites, I think there's a simple explanation:

My take on it is that here, on this site, we've pretty much all come to terms with our love of pee - but for the 'average' viewer of porn, if you asked them to soul search they'd probably tell you all of societies conventional thoughts on peeing.  A private act, normally behind closed toilet doors, dirty etc etc.

Now a lot of the clips on the vanilla websites all follow the same sort of pattern - a girl in distress which immediately can trigger a 'protector' instinct in the neanderthal male brain, or immediately places them into the weaker submissive role.   Then nudity occurs, and of course we're programmed on porn that nudity = sex.   So it can be a bit irrelevant that she's peeing - it's an opportunity to see a girl strip off and open her legs.

Whereas seeing the more hardcore content - watching pee orgies, forced drinking etc all requires us to accept that we have that kink for it to be enjoyable.   If that's so, then it's going to be a lesser audience and show up less on the view tracking.

And me personally - I don't really have an interest in seeing someone else's male member doing the peeing.  It's that simple in my mind 😉

Id very much agree on both the primal thing as well as pee being less of it than the pose. 

Let he who has not been at a party ,saw girls heading to the treeline and thought "hehe butts out" cast the first stone. Don't worry I'll wait. 

Frog-pose is a very feminine and vulnerable pose, plus the ass is phat about 125% of the time in said pose. Whether Ole girl is pulling a wagon prior or not.  And yes, the desperation vids can trigger "oh-ho. Bitch in distress, Ill save you" response I think it doesn't quite hit the nail on the head. 

As you said, we all stumbled into it. But generally it involves something like a squeal and a laugh from the embarrassed girl or some other kind of "holy fuck this awkward will make me cringe so hard both hamstrings will snap unless I laugh it off". Unless of course you are a sneaky silent fish man at the right place and time 

There's an authentic aspect to it that slaps hard if done right. Hence the vanilla sites never pulling the same views off a "I put this mascara on with a brick trowel now piss it into my fucking eyeballs daddy" instead of. "Girl in ugg boots and a vest (because it's fall ladies and you all must dress like han solo...we see you lol) in a park or her bathroom putting in work. There's not a bro in all of bro-ville that never peeked at frog-pose.

And yeah, I think most people get a tingle in the jingles from someone they find attractive exposing their gen-piece. It stands to reason that most of the time that occurs prior to actual making of sweet sweet FUK is when pee is involved.

Hey if eating ass was a fad the I suppose our time will come. I also have no idea why that is considered normal but popping a chub from a frog-pose honey isn't. Seeing a pussy out and the same stuff squirting orgasms are made of coming out? Orr putting your tounge on the one place that literal miles of turds have been cut. *Shrug*  guess I'm weird lol. 

Edited September 26, 2023 by Someguyfromthenet

[Someguyfromthenet 11]

On 9/17/2023 at 11:00 PM, Horse_water said:

@Someguyfromthenet

You thought this out well and cover a lot of ground. Personally some of my earliest sexual experiences where from my fathers friends daughter accidentally on purpose flashing her pussy at me while we were camping etc. Seeing a shaved pussy pissing strait ahead pushed my younger self  to almost cum in my shorts. It was the desired effect on her part. Fast forward I did bang here when she was 25 but I do regret not getting to do some nice raw cums in her while I was young.

As for pissing I am curious how you include the naughty/exhibitionist angle into your theory. I find myself being a mix of the two type you propose with the added element of I like being seen (but not caught be the popo). Some of my my favorite pees where in public places such as stairs or hallways where I was pissing with my cock completely exposed and people walking by. Pissing loudly where I'm not supposed to and showing my dick without shame was a thrilling an fulfilling experience.

Your taking on things is interesting and well thought out so I am curious to see what you thing.

-Gladly

Holy fuck balls horse-man that's the trifecta. That girl should be given a medal. (Why YES. It should be a golden one for no particular reason at all.)

As a freelance and unlicensed internet sexual theorist , I can only offer conjecture but id say you're kind of in a gray area for sure. Well not really. You're like an F type that is more willing to sport a pair of handcuffs than a wet spot on your jeans. Probably has a lot to do with your dad's buddy's daughter going full slut mode like she did. Sure it's the gold (heh) standard of tribal initiations but I bet her pops was close by too. With a whole bucket of murder for you had he spotted you.

Dick's out in the Danger zone Kenny Loggins style seems to be a fitting way to recapture a boner that epic.

You do fit neatly into the voyeur/exhibitionism side of S-types but then you also go full sex Juggalo mode in that you like to BE watched as opposed to just watch, preferably where you're reeeealy not supposed to be watched. Maybe you're a lowercase f type.

A certified freak. With a dash of Sasquatch style ambush/exhibitionism .Except the photo is blurry from water damage as opposed to shaky cam.