Naughty urine samples

[sd91 886]

Has anyone ever provided a urine sample but done so in a way that is fun? This is my second story around this type of thing.

 

I had been to the doctor for routine tests, no infections or anything like that and they asked me to provide a urine sample. I left the doctors surgery noting the location of the sample drop-off point and started to walk around the back of the building, looking for a discreet spot to urinate. This surgery had a side street that led onto the small car park where I was parked and was surrounded by bushes. I looked around and noticed the car park was empty apart from 4 other empty cars. I looked around for a camera noticing one pointed towards the cars. That's when I spotted a small, secluded corner behind the building with no windows and made my way over, feeling my heart pounding against my chest, with the tube in my hand.

I pulled down my tights, squatted down and pulled down my knickers to expose my vagina. At this final moment I realised I hadn't removed the cap from the tube, but almost immediately, as if conditioned, urine began to gush out of me and splash over the concrete. I hastily grabbed the sample bottle and held it beneath me whilst trying to control my flow somewhat to ensure that my liquids were captured in it. Whilst I was weeing I watched as the bottle rapidly filled up, my stream splashing against its sides as more and more liquid came out of me. Within a second it was basically full, I ceased urinating Immediately and capped the bottle so as to not wee over the bottle. Once safely in my hand I allowed whatever was left in me to pour out onto the ground below me, opening the floodgates once more over the ground and squeezing to force it out as quick as possible. The smell of my urine permeated the air around me and I could feel small droplets of it splashing up onto my legs as I peed. It felt oddly liberating weeing outside the building like this, knowing that no one could see me in this intimate moment or hear me rather loudly relieving myself over the ground. A frothy and bubbling puddle formed quickly beneath me as I emptied myself completely but quickly before whipping my knickers and tights back up quickly. Finally, after adjusting my clothing again, I walked back in with my sample bottle and made sure not to step in any of the mess I had made before heading back. Luckily I didn't have to mess around pretending to need to use the toilet and then going to reception, I just dropped it off before having to walk over to reception and then left.

[wetwulf 3,324]

I once stood at the sink to give my sample rather than the toilet. But your story is much hotter!

[pee2poop 131]

Cool way of doing it your story was great! I still need to find away to do it so my hands stay dry.. quick and easily. 

 

[glad1 2,832]

I've occasionally been asked to give a urine sample at a doctor's office. I can't recall a situation there where I ever did anything naughty other than try to pee into a too small bottle.

But, one time at a urologist I was asked to use one of those devices that measures the flow rate. There was only a thin partition separating me from the female technician who was monitoring this. So, while she couldn't see anything, she could certainly hear every sound I made. 

I might add that she was not unattractive, so it was good that my bladder was very full or I might not have been able to start. But, I was desperate enough that I burst into full flow almost immediately. I'll have to say I was at least a little excited knowing that someone was just a few feet away. And, in my mind I was imagining she was watching and liked what she was seeing.

I was brought back to reality when my stream ended maybe 20 seconds later. I suppose I shook off the last drops a little vigorously as I finished up, then walked back into the room. The technician went in to grab the flowmeter, then returned after jotting down what the device had recorded. Only after that did we briefly make eye contact, when she looked up from her clipboard to tell me I had done well. I'm pretty sure she tried to hide her smile. I gave my best effort to try to hide something else.