Desperate bucket piss

[Jlpee 238]

Working on a bathroom today, I had removed the toilet first thing this morning, and the customer keeps making me tea. 

So I had just been on lunch and needed to pee pretty bad before I had a large bottle of water, on top of all the tea. I went back to the job now bursting to go forgetting about the toilet being out. As I announced I was back to the customer, she said "ohh great, any chance you could get the loo in, Im close to going in the sink!" It then dawned on me as I watched her cross her legs and bob down a little. Flustered I said "uhh yeah sure, Im bursting too" she replied, "ohh I bet not as much as me!" Im now bursting to pee and getting very horny!

So, upstairs I go, looking in the bathroom seeing Im no where near ready for the toilet to be installed, I turn round to see the customer peaking in, her face says it all, sheer worry! She "said please dont be long!" As she scurried off. 

Back to work I get trying to get the toilet in, fast! I move the bath side and see a bucket, light bulb moment! With out thinking, I grabbed the bucket and placed it on the floor, undid my pants and for some strange reason I squatted over it! As my semi hard cock and very full balls dangled into the bucket I let go of my over full bladder, hard! It felt so good. It was close too looking at my damp boxers.

The sound of my pee was so loud but felt too good to do anything about it, because of this I didnt hear the customer come back upstairs! As I opened my eyes she was stood in the doorway pee dancing! But gobsmacked at what she saw! I had just started to dribble as I started to say sorry, I stood up now with a full erection trying to stuff it into my pants she ran in unzipping her self, and dropped on the bucket, she burst! That girl had to go!

As she squatted over the bucket thundering her piss into my puddle I felt my self needing to cum, badly! Watching her as she sighed in a bliss of pleasure she came round and soon became mortified with herself, she stood up and I got a full glimps of her neat landing strip and lips as she swiftly pulled her knickers and jeans up, she walked off red faced and saying sorry. She went back down stairs leaving me with a bucket of our pee, well I knew she wouldnt be coming back any time soon! So I took my chance and shot my load into the bucket of pee, cracked on with work and poured it all down her new toilet. 

What a day!

She never even mentioned it when I left, I think we was both a little embarrased.

 

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

Fantastic - what a day's work.    There was I think a very cheesy 70's porn movie / programme series 'Confessions of a Plumber' and it seems they missed that episode.

I know you've said she didn't say anything - could have been an opportunity though for you to reassure her - don't worry about before, needs must and all that, it'll remain our little secret.  It may have opened a conversation even if just for her to say how mortified she was.  But I'm useless at playing out those conversations in real life.  It's so easy after the event.

[Pissguy69 0]

Very hot experience!

 

What did this woman look like? Was she older or younger? 

[Jlpee 238]

14 hours ago, Pissguy69 said:

Very hot experience!

 

What did this woman look like? Was she older or younger? 

It was! 

She was around 5ft 5, dark hair, slim ish build, small ish breasts, and a nice dark haired landing strip.

[Adyguy6970 877]

I wish I could land myself a job where things like that happened! 

[Jlpee 238]

1 hour ago, Adyguy6970 said:

I wish I could land myself a job where things like that happened! 

Its rare! Very rare!

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

I don't mean to sidetrack your post, but on a similar subject we had some plumbing work done a few months ago.   Our plumber is the mum of one of my son's friends, and she's great - reliable, capable and very cute too.

We were having a toilet flush valve replaced and also the internal house stop-cock which wasn't shutting off properly.  Overall the job took nearly an hour longer than she'd planned, problems with the stop-tap in the street and an incorrect sized fitting meant she had to go back to her store twice.

At the end of the job after packing up and handing over the invoice she seemed a little flustered and in a rush to get away.  Perhaps conscious she was late for her next job - or perhaps the two mugs of coffee I'd offered her had worked through her system.  She could of course used our fully working toilet, but it'd be a bit of any odd thing to offer really and she hadn't asked.

[Jlpee 238]

22 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I don't mean to sidetrack your post, but on a similar subject we had some plumbing work done a few months ago.   Our plumber is the mum of one of my son's friends, and she's great - reliable, capable and very cute too.

We were having a toilet flush valve replaced and also the internal house stop-cock which wasn't shutting off properly.  Overall the job took nearly an hour longer than she'd planned, problems with the stop-tap in the street and an incorrect sized fitting meant she had to go back to her store twice.

At the end of the job after packing up and handing over the invoice she seemed a little flustered and in a rush to get away.  Perhaps conscious she was late for her next job - or perhaps the two mugs of coffee I'd offered her had worked through her system.  She could of course used our fully working toilet, but it'd be a bit of any odd thing to offer really and she hadn't asked.

That drive to her next job could have been fun! I wonder if she did need to pee, if she had to fix a toilet on the next job! 

[Alfresco 11,631]

These are great stories, the state the woman got into, the fact that she admitted she was ready to use the sink and then to basically barge past you and strip in front of you to release a flood right in your presence - she must have been beyond desperate.   I've not had the pleasure of similar experiences first hand but I do know a couple who had work in their bathroom and had to both pee in the garden whilst it was being done.   We've recently had our bathroom overhauled, but unfortunately we have a second toilet available.   Also, we have only had male workers which is a shame.