Interesting Sight at the Fair

[Peenicks 864]

I went to a local fair recently because it was cheap, on a less busy day, and not too hot out. All around, I had a fun time. I especially liked going on the ski lift or "Sky Rail" since there's no skiing to be had there. It's a nice place to take a breather.

While on the lift, the sun was setting and I was looking down at the walking path hardly anyone took and spotted a couple, one standing closer to the walkway on their phone and the other was squatting in the grass with their jeans and underwear around their knees! It wasn't a particularly shady spot and their partner was making no attempt to shield them from me or any other passersby but I could clearly see their vagina while they pissed freely into the grass. I looked away and towards those behind me on the lift to see what they thought, but they were all looking elsewhere. Admittedly I did look down again once I'd nearly passed them and to my shock and embarrassment the one urinating saw me staring. But instead of covering up or chewing me out on my admittedly rude behavior... they waved at me! I was in shock, here they were squatting underneath one of the most populated rides on the fairgrounds and waving to passersby while they peed onto the now-muddy ground!? I have to wonder what their partner thought of this but as soon as the pissing figure started waving I immediately turned my head away, too embarrassed to keep oodling.

I had briefly considered seeing if I could catch up with the pair to chat but when I rode by the spot next, they were gone. If I squinted real hard I could see the spot where their stream had landed. But with all the tiresome walking I did that day I wouldn't have been surprised if it turned out to be some sleep-deprived illusion or daydream. Nevertheless, thought it'd be fun to share✌️

[Alfresco 11,633]

Fantastic and unexpected sighting.   I would definitely have waved back.   If she was choosing to squat right out in the open and in full view of the ski lift then she was probably figuring that she was being exhibitionist in a way that nobody could get to her as anyone who saw her from the lift would be up in the lift and would take too long to get back, so no possibility of recriminations.  Pretty good really.   You had nothing to feel guilty about looking - it was the person peeing who was breaking social norms, so for you to look would be acceptable - not like you were peering over the top of the partition between cubicles in a public toilet!!   She was out in the open and had made a conscious decision to pee there.   I would have definitely enjoyed the view and would have returned the wave.  After all, she wouldn't have known you anyway and in the same way that you couldn't get to her, she couldn't get to you, so you may as well enjoy what is in front of you.

Anyway, whatever your chosen reaction, it was a lovely situation and a brilliant sighting to remember.

[Peenicks 864]

On 8/22/2022 at 8:41 AM, Alfresco said:

I would have definitely enjoyed the view and would have returned the wave.  After all, she wouldn't have known you anyway and in the same way that you couldn't get to her, she couldn't get to you, so you may as well enjoy what is in front of you.

Yeah, lol. I considered waving back to them after my knee-jerk turn away but by the time I thought to they were out of view. C'est la vie 

Edited August 27, 2022 by Peenicks

[vpw 824]

This lady was most probably a skier and therefore totally used to open squats like the one you describe. The woman skiers are among the most confident outdoor pissers as when the need arises in the snow there is basically nowhere to hide, so they take that in stride. I have had countless sightings at the slopes and the only motivation for me to be there even at the risk of breaking bones as I suck in skiing. I even managed to see a rare sight of a young Indian woman squatted and peeing openly on the snow with her wonderful hairy bits on display.

[Dr.P 1,473]

Many years ago, I read a news story about French prostitutes waving and smiling at passers by, as they peed beside roads in France, after WW2. The (American) writer professed shock at this behavior, but I thought it was a good marketing technique. (lol!)

[Alfresco 11,633]

@vpw, you are giving me the inspiration to try skiing- something I have never done and never fancies doing …… until now!   I always assumed that most holiday skiers would save their peeing until they got to the facilities at the top or bottom of the runs (assuming there are any) and that taking all that kit off to pee outdoors would be a pain. 

[vpw 824]

16 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

@vpw, you are giving me the inspiration to try skiing- something I have never done and never fancies doing …… until now!   I always assumed that most holiday skiers would save their peeing until they got to the facilities at the top or bottom of the runs (assuming there are any) and that taking all that kit off to pee outdoors would be a pain. 

I almost broke my bones and now at sixty have no desire to end up a cripple no matter what the motivation is. Due to the cold everyone is taking some kind of hot beverage to keep them warm Specially during the weight for the lift to come. I keep my eyes out for that, I saw that with many girls who would have a huge cup of coffee in hand only to see them squatting at some point on the slope. The same was the case with the Indian lady, As she was ahead of me posing for photos for her husband, I noticed she had a huge cup of coffee in her hand and I knew well she would need to release it sometimes down. I got my answer later, and it was a fantastic show from her.