Tried something new at work today

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I have to give credit to @peeweesee for the inspiration for this little act of naughtiness.

I've been in back-to-back-to-back meetings today for about 4-5 hours.  As you might imagine, after that length of time at my desk, certain needs became evident ... yeah, I needed to pee.  I had a pint glass on my desk but I didn't want to just pick it up and put it in my lap in front of everyone.  However, that glass was my only option other than to pee on the floor.  If I'd been in a hotel room, I'd probably just scoot forward and wet the carpet, but didn't really want to take on the necessary clean up at home.

So I first casually moved the glass out of sight onto a small table down to the side of my desk.  I watched myself on Teams to see what was visible as I did it, which guided my next steps.  Step 2 was to get my fly open and cock out.  This turned out to be remarkably easy, with very little indication of what my hands were doing in the live camera stream.  I think being commando today helped as all I needed to do was unzip and unbutton and ... voila.  Step 3 was to get the glass in position.  It seemed like a simple task to pick the glass up under the table and position it.  Or so I thought.  But looking down at my lap would have seemed weird so I had to position it by feel and cross my fingers.  An interesting problem and one I will think about for next time.  I'll obviously make the glass available before the call next time, too.  A little preparation goes a long way.

Finally, it was time to relieve my need.  Whilst listening and even speaking in the call, I started relaxing my bladder.  After a few moments, maybe 20-30 seconds, I could feel the pee start to flow.  My hands confirmed this as I felt the glass warm where the pee was hitting the side and gradually filling it.  I heard no dripping sounds so the glass was where it needed to be and I wasn't actually peeing on the floor (yay!).  I almost lost my focus when, about 15-20 seconds into my pee, the flow suddenly went from hitting the side of the glass to landing directly in the pee already in the glass.  Loud pee in a glass sounds ... yikes!!  I stopped completely and then carefully resumed ... I could still hear a gentle tinkle but was pretty sure it wasn't audible on the call.  For sure, nobody reacted, which would be my signal to stop immediately.

And then I was done.  I discreetly put the glass back on the table and got on with the call.  I had successfully peed in front of about 6 colleagues without them knowing a thing (I hope).  I've never done that before and it was a fun and exhilarating moment that I'm sure I will repeat in the future.  Peeing at work has taken on a much more pleasurable meaning.  The only downside is ... no pictures.  Hard to take pictures without giving the game away ... LOL. 

[Alfresco 11,632]

You've found the perfect solution to a problem.    Was this a case of several short back to back calls with no chance of a two minute escape in between?   I was wondering what other people might be doing about their peeing needs, but then I thought maybe they weren't all present at all of the calls, so individually they would have time to nip off to pee between calls.  I do often wonder on long calls or in meetings how many people are dying to pee and whether anyone has taken their relief whilst on the call.

I often use a pint glass for the same reason, but I have a big advantage, most of my calls are audio calls only - no video, so it is much easier for me.   I do try to minimise the sounds though.    What I still need to work on is how you get more tea when on long calls!   If I have several calls back to back then I sometimes stock up with a large mug of tea, a pint or two of water and maybe even a flask cup of tea so that I have plenty of drinks to last the duration.   If I drink that much then each vessel once empty tends to get filled up again.

A recent investment (well work paid) has been a cordless headset, so now I can move around.  This has led to me going to the bathroom and peeing in the sink or the toilet whilst on calls hopefully without anyone noticing.   If I use the toilet then I pee on the porcelain rather than in the water to avoid obvious noises.

 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I've often wondered many of the same things.

In today's case, it was a series of 1/2 to 1 hour meetings and I was a key contributor or leader in all of them.  To add to the timing issues, a couple of meetings ran long (surprise, surprise ... lol) and a couple involved either the president of the company or the head of software development ... not people I like to leave hanging for any longer than necessary.  Sucks being a "high value contributor" ... people expect you to show up when needed and bitch relentlessly if I can't make it.

I can choose to get something to drink (well diluted orange juice is my tipple of choice at work) or go to the loo.  Based on today's results, I will always pick something to drink.  I now have new options for getting a comfort break.

And my next target will be to repeat the feat in a client meeting.  I've often wanted to piss on them because they piss me off on a regular basis.  🤣

[Kupar 13,340]

Congratulations on a magnificent achievement there @Sexismygod 🙂 

[Kupar 13,340]

22 minutes ago, Sexismygod said:

I've often wanted to piss on them because they piss me off on a regular basis.

Hahaha! I know what you mean!

[Alfresco 11,632]

20 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

I can choose to get something to drink (well diluted orange juice is my tipple of choice at work) or go to the loo.  Based on today's results, I will always pick something to drink.  I now have new options for getting a comfort break.

Totally agree - getting more drink it the priority.   Although I have often peed in the kitchen sink whilst making a mug of tea to save time.

Also, as mentioned, if you are going to get lots of back to back calls, then queue up the drinks in advance with large bottles of juice or insulated mugs of tea etc.  Then you won't have to move at all.  

The other one that works well is to sit on a towel folded into a thick pad and don't wear anything on your bottom half.   I've used this successfully in several long meetings.  It is perfect because it is below the desk level, not seen on camera, you can release pee whenever you want and it doesn't make any noise, requires no aiming other than making sure your dick is pointed down between your legs (girls no problem at all).  By the end of a long call, my towel is saturated but that's fine it just goes in the wash and the chair needs a quick wipe over and nobody knows a thing about what happened.  If you have a fabric cushioned chair that you don't want to get wet then you may need to add a waterproof layer between towel and chair.  My chair is leather (or faux leather more likely) and therefore wipes easily.