The cherry lady (and other lay-by traders)

[Alfresco 11,168]

I believe I have mentioned before that when I see ladies staffing burger vans and such like in lay-bys I often wonder what they do about peeing.  Today I found out about at least one.

Well today, I had to go somewhere and on the way I passed three lay-bys with stands selling cherries.  The first was a lady selling them from a converted horse box, the second was a younger lady sat by a gazebo but with no vehicle and the third was a guy wit a gazebo and a pickup truck.  Again my mind wandered to what the ladies might do about peeing.   I decided I might take a chance and try and find out.

I guessed that the lady in the horse box might be able to shut the hatch and pee inside, but the other lady had no vehicle, so I thought I would try my luck chatting to her.

So on the way back, I pulled into her lay-by and stopped short o her stand.   She was sat behind the stand but with her chair facing along the lay-by so she could see potential customers arriving.  I got out of the car and headed towards her, making eye contact. She was watching something on her phone but when she saw me approaching she stood up and said hello.  She was about 25 years old, blond hair about shoulder length and wearing light grey jogging pants and a white T-shirt, she smiled happily.  She was slightly shorter than average and a slim build.

We had a conversation about prices for cherries and strawberries and I agreed to buy some.  Whilst she was weighing them out into a bag, I commented on it being a nice day for sitting there.  She agreed and said it wasn’t a bad job apart from the road noise.  I asked her how long she worked there in a day and she said she was there until 5:30.  It was currently 11:00.   My mind was thinking “So you definitely need to pee at some point in your shift”.   I commented that I hoped she had plenty food and drink if she was there all day.   She confirmed this.

I took the goods and then I asked her “Would it offend you greatly if I just nipped into the woods here for a pee before I get back on the road?”.  She responded, “No not at all, it’s fine”.  I then said “Thanks - I didn’t think you’d mind as I am sure you must have to do the same if you are stuck here all day.”   Then what I really was hoping to hear - she confirmed that she does exactly that “Yes, when circumstances require it, I do.” Were the words she used.  I replied “That’s, cool, thank you” and headed back to the car.

I put the cherries and strawberries in the car and walked back towards her, turning into a little gap between the bushes just before her stand.  She was sat back in her seat looking at her phone but looked up and smiled at me as I went into the bushes.  I went just far enough to be decent, but she could probably see my back through the fairly thin foliage.   I peed onto the ground and turned around as I zipped up.  I came back out and smiled at her and said “Thanks”. She smiled back and said “No problem”.   I returned to my car and carried on, but many times today I have imagined her sliding down her jogging pants and squatting just into that path where she could keep an eye on her stand.

[Eliminature 5,116]

Oh wow. I want to pee there now! 

[Alfresco 11,168]

24 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Oh wow. I want to pee there now! 

I'm sure the cherry lady wouldn't mind - and if I happened to be there I wouldn't mind either.

[gldenwetgoose 20,583]

On 5/27/2022 at 10:52 PM, Alfresco said:

I believe I have mentioned before that when I see ladies staffing burger vans and such like in lay-bys I often wonder what they do about peeing.

I don't mean to take your thread off course - and I think I've mentioned this before so forgive me...

My wife (who doesn't share the fetish) told me a few years ago a confession from a friend of hers who ran a burger van, who at the end of a long day had taken the van back to their storage, was doing the final checks and lock up - whilst frantically desperate.  She realised she probably wouldn't make it home so chose to go into the van, close the door and squat over a bucket.  She ended up more sitting on it, and as a curvy lady managed to create an airtight seal around the bucket.  When she'd finished and stood up the bucket lifted with her, falling to the floor and splashing nearly every surface in her long awaited piss.  Apparently she then spent another hour mopping up and sanitising all the food preparation surfaces.

[Alfresco 11,168]

2 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I don't mean to take your thread off course - and I think I've mentioned this before so forgive me...

My wife (who doesn't share the fetish) told me a few years ago a confession from a friend of hers who ran a burger van, who at the end of a long day had taken the van back to their storage, was doing the final checks and lock up - whilst frantically desperate.  She realised she probably wouldn't make it home so chose to go into the van, close the door and squat over a bucket.  She ended up more sitting on it, and as a curvy lady managed to create an airtight seal around the bucket.  When she'd finished and stood up the bucket lifted with her, falling to the floor and splashing nearly every surface in her long awaited piss.  Apparently she then spent another hour mopping up and sanitising all the food preparation surfaces.

That is not taking it off course at all - I did say and other layby traders, so that would include burger vans.  Very funny account.