Sex Bizarre Reviews

[wjimmy 950]

Urine Game

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I've never taken any notice of photographer credits in the magazine but I suspect that this photoset represents a particular photographer's style, which I want to call 'cartoonish'. That isn't really accurate, but the big-haired blonde in particular has a facial expression that says "This is fun!" In some ways she's a bouncy breasted doll, perfect for a jolly, uninhibited wank. And again, I love the rawness of the pictures where the manicurist pisses directly into her mouth. The earlier pictures where the blonde fingers the manicurist's panties are also exciting. Anticipation is a major elememt of the enjoyment in porn.

[wjimmy 950]

Ebony and Amber

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/605024845/?pgid=&gid=10218705&page=0#28

The black model really is good looking. It's sexy to see her fingering herself while the man pisses into her mouth. There are also two very nice spunk-on-the-mouth shots towards the end of the set. And yes, she has a lovely bum!

[wjimmy 950]

Two Golden Girls

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I like the opening image in this set. Neither woman is young, but their open leg pose is excitingly brazen. As always, I thoroughly enjoy watching women being dirty together, especially with enthusiasm, as here. Their paired attention to the cock is lovely, and I love the way one of them licks her friend's face while the man is pissing on it.

[wjimmy 950]

Pee Addicts

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/605024845/?pgid=&gid=10218705&page=0#69

The woman in this set has a lovely, happy smile.

a saucy little PVC Mini skirt,

I suppose you could call a PVC skirt a major signifier. It is for me, anyway, since it immediately suggests that the wearer is kinky. That's superfluous here, of course, given the kinky things she's actually doing, but the message of the shiny miniskirt still gets through to me. (And I love her concentration as she licks his glans.) She proves her extreme kinkiness, of course, by allowing him to piss into her mouth.

She holds the flute close to her mouth as he masturbates into her mouth during a stunning final three shots. 

Again, the raw power of the image is excitingly obscene. "How could she do that? etc. But she did.

Edited June 10 by wjimmy

[greedyneedygirl 4,127]

3 hours ago, wjimmy said:

Urine Game

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/605024845/?pgid=&gid=10218705&page=0#3

I've never taken any notice of photographer credits in the magazine but I suspect that this photoset represents a particular photographer's style, which I want to call 'cartoonish'. That isn't really accurate, but the big-haired blonde in particular has a facial expression that says "This is fun!" In some ways she's a bouncy breasted doll, perfect for a jolly, uninhibited wank. And again, I love the rawness of the pictures where the manicurist pisses directly into her mouth. The earlier pictures where the blonde fingers the manicurist's panties are also exciting. Anticipation is a major elememt of the enjoyment in porn.

'Gleeful' is how I might describe the bubbly blonde..."gleefully spraying her urine everywhere", is how I might describe some of her scenes. 

[greedyneedygirl 4,127]

Sex Bizarre Fifty One

 

It’s worth taking a few sentences to describe the cover of this issue from 1991. Taking centre stage a young platinum blonde is raising her leg like a dog and pissing directly into the mouth of a passive guy beneath her. The usual banner text, ‘Sex Bizarre’ boldly displayed in green followed by the words ‘A Golden French Cocktail’, justified on the right in a yellow sans serif font. At the bottom, in the same font and colour as the banner, 51. At the foot of the page in yellow ‘The World-Famous Wet Sex Magazine. Bold claims indeed, but surely justified, show me another publication that comes anywhere near it. The woman is leaning back slightly, she’s looking down, it is hard to see whether her eyes are closed or she is looking to check that her aim is true. Some of the stories in these later issues to have a ‘French’ feel to them, perhaps signified by the interior design of wood panelling and extravagant plant holders. One collector writes:

 

I was still using three adult shops in the city where I lived, it’s hard to put into words the thrill of entering the premises, a certain sexual charge driven by anticipation is the best way to describe it. The licensed shops had become more open in their display of hard-core pornography, providing there was nothing on the facade of the premises to suggest what was inside and a sign ‘Strictly Adults Only’, to banish those who were clearly underage. I was a regular and I have to say an ideal customer, in that I knew what I was looking for and would be in and out in a jiffy. My main pursuit was Sex Bizarre, I was determined to gather every issue they had published and did up until my first wife found my stash and gave me an ultimatum. It was a sad day when I wrapped them and took them to a local tip. To this day I wonder whether any of the worker’s found them!

Ironically my second wife was really into water sports!

 

I asked him about the importance of the cover:

 

Oddly, I kind of liked the modesty covers back in the 1970’s, they were in bold colours and made of a different paper stock to the actual magazine. There was usually a rather crude pen and ink drawing, sometimes of a woman on a piss pot, so again the anticipation was so horny, once you got home and you could look through it page by page. (They were always wrapped in cellophane in the shop to deter browsers and lingerers!). In the 80’s and 90’s, they were brazen enough to show what was inside on the cover. But it had no lesser effect on me, I think they were about £10, maybe more, which was a lot of money back then. 

 

Issue 51 begins with a tale called ‘A Golden Trio’, a sexy lady is being plied with the best champagne poolside, we’re on the familiar setting of a Spanish resort again. She wears sexy attire, flanked by two men, pouring directly from a bottle, holding a glass below her chin to gather her drool. They lick the wine off her face before standing and providing her with a golden drink of their own making. Both men are fully dressed at this stage, they have simply unzipped as if to stand at a urinal. She reveals her breasts, and they get a good drenching, her nipples hardened from the pee. She spreads herself on the sun-lounger as the men take it in turns to both get sucked and to urinate on her pussy. When the fucking begins, she takes one in the anus, whilst the younger of the two guys penetrates her with a banana. There follows a series of great shots of her being shafted anally whilst taking a hard stream of piss on her cunt and into her mouth. The two men then fuck her in her two holes before they deposit thick white sperm on her face.

 

French Cocktail, the cover story, begins with a clandestine meeting in what looks like a French suburb, perhaps on the outskirts of Paris. The blonde reveals her thighs beneath a winter coat, the black stocking top contrasting nicely with her pale, milky skin. The rendezvous continues in a lavish period apartment. They have sex and then the guy breaks the ice and pees over her, as she lays on an antique table. I was reminded of the film LA Confidential in which a call-girl service provides women who are lookalike film stars. The woman in this French story resembles those film stars from the 1940’s and 50’s. most notably Marilyn Monroe. There’s a lovely sequence where he turns her over on the table and pees on her bum. 

 

Pissicato Italiano is a reprise from an older issue of the magazine featuring two guys and three girls. Returning to the trusted sat around having a few drinks routine, before the girls hold their wine glasses up to be filled with urine. Two of my favourite shots in this story involve a pretty girl being held up and over a glass fruit bowl so that she can pee over it. One of the guys then licks her arse-hole after she has peed. There’s also a very cute Asian girl who was a regular ‘player’ in the Color Climax films and magazines. I also spotted a few tattoos, they were beginning to creep in during this period, not as detailed and profuse as todays adornments, quite subtle back in the day.

 

The final story, ‘A Nice Wet Job’, has a scenario of a chauffeur driven car driven by the Richard Gere lookalike who is also making another appearance, they may have found him a better fitting and smarter suit. He’s escorting a woman, they both end up in a house, the setting is a leafy suburb that may have been shot outside of Copenhagen, although they may have been studio bound for the interior shots. We are led to believe that the lady is quite wealthy but in need of a bit of ‘rough’, not unlike the premise of Lady Chatterley’s Lover. They fondle and fuck partially dressed, before she sees to suggest moving to the bathroom, dribbling champagne down her matching bra and suspender belt. She squats on the tiles and encourages him to piddle over her body and into her mouth. Her nipples are small, brown and tight, one of the best shots is of her sending a golden fountain up into the air and forming a golden pool on the tiles. It ends with the Gigolo Chauffeur ejaculating over her pubes, the final shot is of him licking it off!

 

Once again, the more you look and analyse each of these stories the more visually rewarding they become.

[wjimmy 950]

I was still using three adult shops in the city where I lived, it’s hard to put into words the thrill of entering the premises, a certain sexual charge driven by anticipation is the best way to describe it

Going into a sex shop used to be an enormous sexual jolt for me, combining intense shame and extreme excitement. That was then compounded when I took a copy of Sex Bizarre up to the counter to buy it, especially when - as in Germany - there was a woman serving there. I suppose buying the magazine was like exhibitionism: "Look at me. I'm buying this really filthy magazine. I like this stuff!" Over the years the intensity of the experience declined, but it was a powerful rush for a very long time.

Thanks @greedyneedygirl as usual for the detailed review. More later on the magazine.

[wjimmy 950]

Sex Bizarre 51

A Golden Trio

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"... she takes one in the anus, whilst the younger of the two guys penetrates her with a banana. There follows a series of great shots of her being shafted anally whilst taking a hard stream of piss on her cunt and into her mouth."

I started visiting sex shops in Holland and Germany in the 1980s. At that time, as I remember it, 'anal' was very much a separate category, with its own reserved section on the shelves. In fact, Color Climax ran a separate magazine, titled 'Anal Sex'.  (Even cum in the mouth/on the face was segregated at that time, I think, as a separate kink or 'peversion'.) But by the 1990s, buggery was ubiquitous in porn magazines and it was unusual to find a photoset without a woman 'taking it up the arse' (to use our quaint British phrase.)

(From Anal Sex magazine. More here: https://vintage8mmporn.com/ai-enhanced/30340-anal-sex-52-ai-enhanced.html)

I don't know if this was the first edition of Sex Bizarre to feature anal alongside the piss, but it's the first I can remember. The sight of an attractive woman being buggered has always excited me. The porn star Belladonna, who reportedly directed a lot of her films, used to say - approvingly - that a woman with a cock up her bum 'looks so wrong!" 'Wrong' meaning right, of course. (Incidentally, I don't know if Belladonna was the first to employ a baseball bat in porn, but she was certainly one of the early users.)

It's good to see the red-haired lady in this set being buggered. It's also nice to see her taking a piss stream drectly in her mouth. And, in fact, on her cunt.  I do have a few doubts about the spunk shots at the end of the set though. Is it fake?

Edited July 24 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 950]

French Cocktail

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I like the blonde woman here a lot, and black stockings and suspenders are always a turn-on for simple minded wankers like me. (But don't mock the pleasures of simple-minded wanking.) It's good to see that, at this stage in the evolution of porn, her cunt is still hairy. I'm developing a nostalgia for attractive hairy cunts.

I take your point, @greedyneedygirl, that she looks a lot like Monroe. It would have been very sexy to see Monroe doing piss play. Did she ever take piss in her mouth, I wonder.

Incidentally, I wonder how much the female models were paid. Was there a bonus system, perhaps, with more enthusiastic performances getting higher pay? Though I'm sure the individual model's looks had a lot to do with it too. And her negotiating skills, of course.

Oh, and I love those little black panties in the early pictures.

Edited July 24 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 950]

Pissicato Italiano

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It's very nice to see three women in ths set. The oriental-looking girl in particular is very sexy, and she has a lovely hairy cunt.

I love the picture of the blonde woman holding a pissing cock upright. There's something especially kinky about that. Perhaps it's the fact that she's looking down with such evident interest. A bit later, she holds a cock in place to piss into her colleague's mouth, which is also very sexy.

When her body is shiny with piss, the oriental girl has an excitingly dirty expression. I hope she was as kinky as I imagine she was.

[wjimmy 950]

A Nice Wet Job

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/914715062/#67

Another attractive woman being dirty. I don't have a lot to say about this set, but I especially like the picture of the piss running out of her mouth. This woman is by no means old, but she looks old enough to have learned to be kinky - which, even accepting her role as a paid model, she definitely and delightfully is.

One curiosity is that, after the man has spunked off on her cunt, he licks it off. That's not one of my kinks - I'm much too traditional for that and I'd much prefer to see a woman performing that particular service - but it surprised me when I first saw it.

Edited July 24 by wjimmy

[greedyneedygirl 4,127]

Sex Bizarre Fifty Two

 

I try to imagine how someone must feel as they part the coloured strips to enter the back room of one of those second-hand book and magazine shops that seem oddly fewer in number now, perhaps because of the internet, finding a Sex Bizarre on the shelf during the naughty nineties.

 

One of the horniest issues from the 90’s, this issue, published at the start of the decade starts with a story set in a laundry room with two young women. For those that like to see females peeing in a standing position, ‘Erotic Urine Games’ has incredible examples. One of the girl’s has not entirely removed her flimsy Knicks, her friend as deemed to hold her hand in her warm stream, so that she can taste it. The friend has a large natural bosom and is dressed like a maid, gathering the washing. For those who like to see women peeing in a standing position, the  opening shots will please them. Even when the action shifts to something a little more raunchier with the addition of sex aids, the girl’s pee from an upright position. Even before the introduction of a black dildo, pegs are used to pee on and are then inserted. The pee flies everywhere, including open mouths, another fine example of lesbian water sports.

After an interlude, two pages advertising the magazine index for 1991, the next story is one of my favourite scenarios in the magazine, ‘Kinky Drinkers’ stars a young woman and her elderly grey haired chauffeur wearing a customary grey uniform. After an outdoor shot of them standing by what looks like limousine, they move indoors, where the Chauffeur begins to seduce the girl and presses down on her stomach through her clothing. He literally molests her, pulling her ‘Live Wire’ panties to one side. Then she pops to the bathroom, presumably to wash herself, he follows like a peeping tom. As she washes, he uses the toilet, or appears to do so, his dick protruding through his trousers, she takes it in her hand, she strips naked and kneels on the bathroom floor, then he takes a leak all over her lovely body. The piss is golden and no doubt has a strong taste and smell, she sits on the lavatory seat and he continues hosing her down.There’s a lovely double spread of her laughing to camera, legs open, feeling the hot stream on her pussy. They fuck on the toilet, he’s still wearing his shirt and tie. Then it’s her turn to pee in his mouth, again the pee is a deep yellow, so he must have caught the smell and strong taste, she sits back on the toilet seat, smiling at her own perversity.

 

The third story ‘Urine Club’ is a repeat of one called ‘Liquid Lechers’ from Issue 31, reviewed earlier in this thread. Remarkable for the outstanding nipples on one of the models, worth seeking out the film of this session, but I can’t remember the title. 

 

‘Wet and Willing’ is the final story in the magazine and features a rather elegant model who reminds me a little of the actor, Elizabeth Debicki, well known for playing Princess Diana in the final season of The Crown on Netflix. She had two men with her in surroundings that look as though they could be in the gardens of a luxury Villa. The seduction is as expected, clothing slowly removed revealing naked flesh, cocks unzipped from trousers. There’s a nice shot of one of the men bouncing his cock off her perky tits. She squats, spreads her pierced labia and sends a golden gush of pee into the warm air, whilst tasting the urine of one of the men. Once again, the excellent camerawork captures pee flying. One of the men hauls her up whilst fucking her, her anus exposed. The photo shoot ends with the customary ejaculations from the two men. Again, a classic issue from the ‘Corporation’ with some delightful and attractive models.

[WetMart 1,083]

Great review @greedyneedygirl I love your description of the content. 

[wjimmy 950]

@greedyneedygirl Thanks yet again for a thorough and sexy review. You said:

"I try to imagine how someone must feel as they part the coloured strips to enter the back room of one of those second-hand book and magazine shops that seem oddly fewer in number now, perhaps because of the internet, finding a Sex Bizarre on the shelf during the naughty nineties."

That moment of entering a sex shop was very intense. In Germany, they had heavy brown curtains across the door, which you had to part to enter. (A nod to discretion, I suppose.) The porn inside had so much presence! There was a huge contrast between outside and inside - and, of course, a huge rush of excited shame on entry. Being in a sex shop was like coming home to one's true self.

As the 90s went on, I began to see women customers in European sex/porn shops. At first, they were always with a man, but later I saw a few alone. I remember a youngish woman, shopping for a vibrator, I think. The nice thing is that I never saw one of those women being hassled. Of course they attracted attention from male customers, but it never went beyond a surreptitious glance. In my experience, the vast majority of men in porn shops are rather timid - and that included me, by the way.

Probably my most exciting porn shop experience happened in Germany. There was an attractive young woman behind the counter and I'd chosen a mag with a complicated orgy image on the cover, in which you couldn't immediately tell who was doing what to whom. I took it up to the counter and held it out without speaking. The woman took it, turned it in order to understand what was going on in that cover picture, then studied it carefully for a few moments. Then she smiled at me, popped it into a bag and handed it to me.

[I've just spent several minutes looking for pictures of sex shop interiors. They were surprisingly difficult to find without naked girls or people fucking, which certainly isn't realistic. Women serving behind the counter were authentic, though - increasingly so as the 90s wore on. Remarkably, the first and second pictures are actually an art project 'completely made of felt'. But I never witnessed a smiling lady showing her tits in a sex shop, as in pic 3.]

Edited Tuesday at 08:06 AM by wjimmy

[wjimmy 950]

Erotic Urine Game

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This first set has the 'cartoonish' quality I've noticed in Sex Bizarre before. That applies especially to the dark haired girl, without the head scarf. (Incidentally, that sort of head scarf seemed to enter porn shortly after the Berlin Wall came down, presumably because the formerly repressed Eastern Europeans entered the porn game.)

I like the headscarf woman's exaggerated shock when the dark-haired one drops her knickers and shows her her cunt. And I especially like the two pictures showing the dirty little moment when she pisses on her companion's hand, then licks the piss off.

Edited Tuesday at 08:27 AM by wjimmy

[wjimmy 950]

Kinky Drinkers

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The first picture I've chosen, where the women has her hand pressed into her crotch through the material of her skirt, excites me. I imagine she really needed to do that because she needed to piss.

Edited yesterday at 06:58 AM by wjimmy

[wjimmy 950]

Urine Club

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I like this set a lot: a jolly Danish piss orgy where everybody has fun (at least on camera). It recalls the early days of sexual liberation in Copenhagen, before commercialism took porn over - though that freedom is itself largely a fantasy, I think.

The woman sucking a cock while the host and hostess behind the bar casually watch is a delight. And I really like the dark-haired woman directing the man's piss stream onto her friend. Ditto the one where she holds the cock while her piss-soaked friend sucks it.

 

[wjimmy 950]

Wet and Willing

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I'm less excited by this set - probably because I think the lady was just going through the motions. Nevertheless, the ring through her labium is intriguing and may suggest that she was genuinely kinky. So maybe I misjudge her. And I do like the spunk on her face at the end.

Just a thought: I'd love to see more women masturbating as they're pissed on. But perhaps that isn't a natural reaction, since it seems be to very rare.

[Ozabot 61,386]

@wjimmy You made my day! Great work! Thanks a lot!