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[wjimmy 815]

@greedyneedygirl A very detailed, sexy review of Sex Bizarre No, 48. Thank you. As the big man said, I'll be back,

[wjimmy 815]

10 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

 

The film is 'Piss Service' Here's a link on XHamster.

 

https://xhamster.com/videos/tiny-tove-piss-service-13874916

I followed the link but I haven't been able to locate the 'Piss Service' video.  The link just takes me to a general XHamster page. Any further help will be appreciated, of course.

[likesToLick 9,983]

2 hours ago, wjimmy said:

I followed the link but I haven't been able to locate the 'Piss Service' video.  The link just takes me to a general XHamster page. Any further help will be appreciated, of course.

It takes me directly to the video page,  but I am using a computer.  Are you using a mobile device?  I've noticed that many sites have a "brain-dead" version that they force me onto if I am using my Android phone or my tablet.

[wjimmy 815]

16 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Forty-Eight.

 

The first photo from the opening story, ‘Paying for Piss’ has a road sign in the distance that says Guildford and Portsmouth, A3. Obvious reference too the fact that it was shot in the UK, with a strong possibility that the models were also British. Not the for the first time either, and the chap in the story seems to be English too. It all points to the fact that the ‘Corporation’ was daring to have a presence in other countries and recruiting from Denmark, Spain, Germany, Holland and the UK. ‘Paying for Piss’ is a straight-forward exchange between a punter and two call-girls on the street, however he ends up with one woman, in a dominant role back in the studio. Which raises a question; Have you ever paid for piss? A friend from another forum confesses:

 

I was in my third year at University in a large UK City. My digs were pretty close to where I studied, off a fairly run-down street with takeaway fast food joints, betting shops and to my surprise one or two massage parlours. I used to do my shopping in a convenience store next door to one of the establishments, but the entrance was to visible and I was afraid that someone, a fellow student might see me entering the premises. The one further down the road had a more discreet entrance up a drive, you entered in a side door after ringing a bell. A woman greeted me and introduced me to several girls that were working that night. They wore white cotton tunics, tight and ill-fitting with stockings beneath. I chose one woman who massaged me on a table after stripping and taking a shower. After she had finished, she asked me whether I wanted anything else. I asked for sex, but also ‘Water Sports’. When I mentioned that she told me that there was another girl who ‘specialised’ in that. After a minute the other girl came in, told me to lie on the floor and raised her uniform, she wasn’t wearing any panties, and proceeded to piss all over me, directing her stream into my mouth. It tasted so bitter, that I had to spit it out, but I managed to masturbate whilst she was doing it. With the massage, it cost me about £40.00, this was back in 1982/3.

 

Paying for Piss commences with a nondescript chap who feels the woman’s breasts and buries his head between her buttocks, she wears black lace undies and has a penchant for the dominant, with a few accessories to aid her session, chain and dog collar. After fucking, she gets into the doggy position and urinates into his mouth. She continues to pee on him, there’s a nice shot of her peeing directly into his mouth, you can see his amalgam fillings. Then it’s his turn to urinate in her mouth, she’s very attractive, with thick black hair. She ends up going again into his mouth, squatting lewdly over his submissive body.

 

‘Golden Sex Girls’ is the second story, featuring a chap who looks a little like Richard Gere in American Gigolo, but he has a moustache. The two girl’s who are his companions are clad in fetish gear, red and black, a touch of lace and PVC. Crudely, they look like a pair of tarts, one is taller than the other, both are sexy and attractive. Champagne is poured, as the tall one exposes her tits and he drops his pants to reveal a nice big cock. They take it in turns to fellate him, before the tall girl has a fuck in a few positions. Then she pulls his dick out and soaks it with her piss, while her friend looks on. As her envious friend looks on, the tall one pees over her, another lovely shot of a golden pool gathering on her belly. In fact, I find myself being drawn towards the taller girl, she reminds me of an old friend back in the day! More urinating from all three of them, seemingly charged up with lust, willing to taste and give. Sadly, once again in my scan, I don’t get to see my Richard Gere cum! 

 

The third story in this excellent issue is called ‘Wet Dinner’. It’s a reprisal from Number 29, (already reviewed), it was simply called ‘Water Sports’. As mentioned, for those seeking to pay for their pee pleasures, WS and GS were the abbreviated versions, escorts, call-girls using them as part of the services they offered. It’s worth seeking out the film of ‘Wet Dinner’, it features two of my favourite models who worked across the publications and films in the late 1970’s. The idea of people gathering around a dining table with a serving maid, then invited to relieve themselves over the table, (filling glasses, or extinguishing candles) is a trope in pee porn.

 

After a double page advert for Color Climax Bestsellers 231, (Featuring six films, five of them with a pissing theme), the final story , kicks in with a very eighties theme, (in terms of fashion and styling. A woman, clad in black PVC sits on the edge of a bath, a platter of fruit perched on her fishnet thigh, her legs are spread and we can see her fleshy labia poking out of a pair of open-crotch panties. The blonde chap, lying in the soap suds looks like a member of a boy band, he has a nice dick! He rises from the bubble bath and urinates over her cunt. She grabs hold of his soapy cock and guides his pee directly into her mouth. The female model, ‘Babette’, looks familiar, a face seen in soft-core magazines in the UK, like Escort and Razzle. After peeing, he gets a nice hard-on and she pulls down her black PVC basque to reveal a natural pair of tits. She sucks him off and they fuck in the doggy position. She uses the camera well, always showing a lusty expression on her face. He pees on her again, she manages a little dribble before he jacks off all over those perky breasts.

 

Finally I found an ad for back issues of SB, 12-20, most reviewed in this forum, (see attached).

 

 

 

 

 

@greedyneedygirl First, I was pleased to find this in the text of the advert you included (2nd image):  "... pissing and shitting takes place in English and German." It was good to see that reference to shit in Sex Bizarre, since I do enjoy scat porn at times, especially girl on girl on girl (etc.) scat orgies. I only recently discovered that Peefans used to have a scat section. I can imagine that a lot of people hated it, which was presumably why it was cancelled here, but I'm sad to have missed it.

Paying for Piss

You ask: "Have you ever paid for piss?" The answer is yes, twice, though neither experience was entirely satisfactory. The first time was when I phoned a number from a London newspaper shop's window, advertising 'watersports'. I had no particular desire to be pissed on but I was curious. However, the lady interpreted her role as that of a dominatrix, despite the fact that I had no desire to be dominated either. We ended up with me, naked, in a bath and her straddling me and pissing on my body. I don't blame the lady - who was, I imagine, simply doing what she saw as her job - but I'd been hoping for sexy fun. What I got instead was a disdainful, cold, empty ritual. I don't regret doing it because it was at least instructive, but it wasn't an experience I ever wanted to repeat.

The second experience of a piss game with a prostitute was initially more promising. She was a window woman in Amsterdam. I asked her to hold my cock while I pissed into a toilet and she seemed to be quite amused by the idea. Unfortunately, she clearly hadn't realized that the responsibility for directing the stream from a pissing cock lies with the person holding it. As a result, my piss sprayed everywhere in the toilet and she blamed me. We parted on bad terms.

The Sex Bizarre section:

Most prostitutes are exciting, so I like the opening image, showing two women soliciting the man. It's a shame the second woman wasn't included in the subsequent piss shoot. I do, however, like the dark-haired woman in red. I like her little black knickers too. And she looks very good when she's pissing on his cock. I also like her look of calm concentration when she's pissing in his mouth. Her eager smile when the client pisses in her mouth is exciting and at least partially convincing. I'd have liked to see some spunk on her mouth as well, but that doesn't seem to have happened.

Edited April 19 by wjimmy

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23 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

It takes me directly to the video page,  but I am using a computer.  Are you using a mobile device?  I've noticed that many sites have a "brain-dead" version that they force me onto if I am using my Android phone or my tablet.

No, I'm actually using a desk top computer as well.  However, I'm using a  VPN. That may be the problem. I'll experiment.

LATER: The mystery is solved! I was being routed through the Netherlands, where this film is unavailable. I've switched to Romania, and lo, it appears!

Edited April 19 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

Golden Sex Girls

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1760129568/#62

I almost like this set a lot. The combination of two attractive women and one man allows for several combinations of messy, sexy fun. Unfortunately, both women have their eyes closed for most of the time. This may just be my own peculiarity, of course, but I really need a female model's eyes to be open, especially in piss porn. I imagine the photographer of this set saying: "Do please keep your eyes open, girls! Look into the camera." But when they didn't, he had to try to sell the results anyway. I do like their kinky, fetish clothes, of course.

Edited April 19 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

I also like it when one girl pisses on her friend's cunt.

Edited April 19 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1760129568/#37

Wet Dinner

‘Wet Dinner’, it features two of my favourite models who worked across the publications and films in the late 1970’s. The idea of people gathering around a dining table with a serving maid, then invited to relieve themselves over the table, (filling glasses, or extinguishing candles) is a trope in pee porn.

Absolutely! I remember one of those dinner party films, probably in the 1980s, where one of the elegantly dressed men gestured to a serving maid to come to him. She brought a glass bowl and a towel, which she put on the dining table next to the food, then pulled her dress up and her knickers down. The man then put his hands over the bowl and under her cunt and she proceeded to piss on them as he washed them in her stream. I think part of the trope was the combination of snobbish elegance with low-down kink - plus the pretence that all this was normal. 

I like the maid in this picture set. She looks much too clean and innocent to be serving at this party, I like the maid watching with a certain amount of excitement as well, as one of the female guests pisses into a man's mouth.

 

Edited April 19 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

And then the maid gets a mouthful of piss herself.

[wjimmy 815]

Thirsty Lady

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1760129568/#21

I like this set a lot. The lady is attractive, enthusiastic about piss and she keeps her eyes open! I also like the kinky fetish gear she's wearing, especially the glove. And she seems quite keen about having her cunt pissed on by the man ... and having him piss into her mouth,

 

 

[wjimmy 815]

There's something almost cartoonish about her wide open eyes as his piss streams into her open mouth.

[greedyneedygirl 4,081]

On 4/19/2024 at 12:52 PM, wjimmy said:

The scanned versions of SB are often incomplete in terms of the spermy dénouement, which is invariably disappointing because I do like to see a good ejaculation occurring after the pissing action. 

[wjimmy 815]

3 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

The scanned versions of SB are often incomplete in terms of the spermy dénouement, which is invariably disappointing because I do like to see a good ejaculation occurring after the pissing action. 

Me too, of course. I hadn't realised that cum shots were sometimes left out of online versions.

My theory about female-focussed piss porn, by the way, is that it became popular in girl-girl porn to provide a dramatic finish, since women don't, of course, produce spunk. So pissing in this case was equivalent to male ejaculation.

(On a historical note, de Sade seems to have believed that women did ejaculate an equivalent substance to sperm at orgasm. His term for both male and female ejacuation is usually translated as 'spend', though I don't know the French word he used.)

[greedyneedygirl 4,081]

Sex Bizarre Forty Nine

 

The first issue of 1990, a new decade that will see a significant change in the UK government. Whether this signifies a shift in legislation regarding pornography is hard to say, I have anecdotal evidence that Adult Shops in the UK were openly selling hard-core porn from continental Europe, providing they were discreet, many of the shops did not display anything in the windows and were licensed by the local authorities. One user writes:

 

'I continued to visit at least three shops on the periphery of the City where I lived, you took your chances, hoped there wouldn’t be a raid and slipped through the door where you could browse the pleasures on display. The shops seemed to be aware of the quarterly turnover of magazines like ‘Private’, Color Climax, Anal Sex, New Cunts and of course Sex Bizarre. There was also an increasing stock of VHS cassettes containing a number of films and sometimes feature films from Germany. I remember buying a film called ‘Goldwater’, featuring a young mixed-race woman.'

 

That mixed-race model features in the first story, ‘Wet Sex Girls’. At some point Color Climax stopped shooting films featuring water sports, but the German models they were using did act in German films that featured pissing. It was also the first time that a black model was to be seen in Sex Bizarre, (as far as I know). Wet Sex Girls appears to start with the seduction of a blonde guy at breakfast time, clad in tacky, sexy attire they display their genitalia and suck his tattooed cock beneath his dressing gown. The odd, discreet tattoo makes a steady subtle appearance on models throughout the 1990’s, but there is no sign of the enhanced breast as yet. The black girl is fucked, whilst her gypsy looking friend observes and masturbates, sometimes running her fingers over the shaft of his cock. The gypsy woman is the first to pee, sending a nice spray over the floor as she fellates the guy after fucking. There’s something about a woman who sucks a cock after it has been driven into a pussy. Then he pees over the middle-eastern black-haired woman, she appears in a few stories during the 1990’s, she has a nice expression on her face as she enacts out her depravities. One of the best shots at the end is seeing her piddle over the black girls cunt in glorious close-up.

 

Golden Game also features a regular blonde model, she’s wearing what looks like the standard uniform of a nurse or masseuse. She seduces a young guy wearing what look a short pair of football shorts, sucking his protruding cock. He pisses into her mouth whilst she fellates him, now revealing a white lacy bra. The lad looks like a young footballer, he leaves his football socks on and has a tattoo of a dragon on his right arm. The setting and furniture is of a bygone era, adding to the ‘luxury’ feel of the story. There’s also some gymnasium equipment which suggests that she is the ‘physio’, tending to the young footballer’s injuries and giving him some ‘extras’. They urinate over each other and in mouths, using the gym equipment to support their positions. In one of the final shots I detected a small tattoo of what looks like a bird on her lower abdomen. 

 

‘Exciting Showers’ is, arguably one of the best lesbian pee stories that opens the 1990’s issues. It’s a torrid affair, featuring three women. It starts with two women, a regular blonde model with a big natural bust pees her panties, then releases a warm stream over her friend’s hands and into a garden pot. They are joined by a third woman, in the garden setting. Pee flies everywhere, very strong fountains, they move indoors and continue to piss hard and high, using sex toys to enhance their orgasms. Every shot is a gem, the facial expressions are pure joy and seemingly genuine I would love to isolate the face in the throes of orgasm, male and female from these stories. 

 

‘The Urine Drinkers’ is an interesting story, originally published in Sex Bizarre 33, (an issue that I can’t seem to locate on the internet…if anyone has it let me know!). It takes place in a garage, a male mechanic and his female ‘apprentice’. Neither of the models in the story have appeared in any other issue of Sex Bizarre, so I can readily speculate that they may have been recruited from the many applications they got through the ‘Models wanted’ Advertisement. The story will appeal to those who have worked in the Macho environment of a garage, one that may have had pin-ups and Page Three models tacked to the greasy walls. The couple both wear overalls, dirty with oil and grease with convenient zips to undo during the foreplay. There’s a nice shot of the female squatting on a tyre and urinating, before her partner inspects her pussy. She pees on his erect dick, shot in profile, with a stunning close-up. In fact there are many such shots and the garage looks like a genuine place. After the first three stories, ‘Urine Drinkers’ seems to be of the past, the earlier issues when the camera has caught the moment of ejaculation and the inevitable facial to end the story. Next up, Issue 50, something of a milestone for the magazine, an anniversary of sorts.

[wjimmy 815]

@ greedyneedygirl   Re: The Urine Drinkers’ is an interesting story, originally published in Sex Bizarre 33, (an issue that I can’t seem to locate on the internet…if anyone has it let me know!

You excited my curiosity with that, of course, but the usually reliable ImageFap failed me this time. I did find a few images from number 33 elsewhere, attached below, but not the complete magazine. I do like the first image here, showing what I take to be the woman's spunky face (though I suppose the fluid could conceivably be piss).

Incidentally, Sex Bizarre 33 is also listed as a video. However, that may be a red herring. I haven't actually found it online.

 

Edited May 25 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1615185168/

I love the three girl cover. What I take to be the back cover is also very sexy. Both images are excitingly, deliberately dirty and present the softness of the female body.

 

Edited May 25 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

Wet Sex Girls

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1615185168/#1

Despite featuiring an FFM threesome, this first photoset is pretty humdrum from my point of view. I find the girls' responses unconvincing - exaggerated perhaps. That said, it's lovely to see one of the women pissing while she has the cock in her mouth and also to see one woman pissing on the other's cunt. I also agree that "There’s something about a woman who sucks a cock after it has been driven into a pussy." There's no lack of sexual confidence there.

Edited May 25 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

Golden Game

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1615185168/#14

This set includes one of what I see as  the most perverse images in the entirety of Sex Bizarre magazine: a man pissing while a woman holds his cock in her mouth.

Edited May 25 by wjimmy

[wjimmy 815]

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1615185168/#31

@greedyneedygirl: Exciting Showers’ is, arguably one of the best lesbian pee stories that opens the 1990’s issues

I agree. It caters directly to my primary kink for FFF (etc) piss orgies. It's lovely. It's good to see the spread legged blonde woman pissing through her panties while the redhead looks on.  And the redhead holding her hand out to catch the blonde's piss stream is simply enchanting. Then the third, dark-haired woman joins them and displays exciting curiosity about their dirty little game. (Although this is fantasy performance, of course, the womens' poses mirror my own, quite genuine infantile curiosity about female urination games.) And it's very good to see piss gushing out of the dark haired woman's cunt as the other two look on.

 

Edited May 25 by wjimmy

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[greedyneedygirl 4,081]

On 5/25/2024 at 10:20 AM, wjimmy said:

@ greedyneedygirl   Re: The Urine Drinkers’ is an interesting story, originally published in Sex Bizarre 33, (an issue that I can’t seem to locate on the internet…if anyone has it let me know!

You excited my curiosity with that, of course, but the usually reliable ImageFap failed me this time. I did find a few images from number 33 elsewhere, attached below, but not the complete magazine. I do like the first image here, showing what I take to be the woman's spunky face (though I suppose the fluid could conceivably be piss).

Incidentally, Sex Bizarre 33 is also listed as a video. However, that may be a red herring. I haven't actually found it online.

 

I have seen the 'massage parlour' film, I think I downloaded it on XHamster, but it was one film in a series or Programme. After the demise of the 8mm film stock, they (CCC) transferred the original films to VHS tapes and later DVD's. Like all moving image technology pornography kept up with the changes. 

[greedyneedygirl 4,081]

On 5/25/2024 at 10:46 AM, wjimmy said:

Wet Sex Girls

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1615185168/#1

Despite featuiring an FFM threesome, this first photoset is pretty humdrum from my point of view. I find the girls' responses unconvincing - exaggerated perhaps. That said, it's lovely to see one of the women pissing while she has the cock in her mouth and also to see one woman pissing on the other's cunt. I also agree that "There’s something about a woman who sucks a cock after it has been driven into a pussy." There's no lack of sexual confidence there.

As I said, when the publishing moved to Germany the models became more 'professional', so you are right to observe a lack of interest, or a sense of 'going through the motions'. Having said that these later issues were worth having, because you just might find an inkling of genuine engagement.

[greedyneedygirl 4,081]

Sex Bizarre Fifty 

 

1990, The year in which Deee-Lite was topping the charts with ‘Groove Is In The Heart’, The Happy Monday’s were breaking through and Madonna was ‘Vogueing’. Also, of course the year in which Sex Bizarre reached its fiftieth celebratory issue. Only it was business as usual for the Danish/German conglomerate with no attempt to mark the milestone. If it was me on the Editorial Team I might have dedicated a few pages to past glories, perhaps reflecting on the models who have appeared on the pages, and looking at past designs. Oh, well, perhaps I shall one day try do it myself!

 

That’s not to say that this issue is a disappointment, far from it, once again the stories live up to expectations, and when they do ‘look back’, it’s a good revisionist story from Sex Bizarre 31. Our High Streets have changed over the past few decades, I see a proliferation of nail bars and Turkish Barbers. The idea behind the first story, ‘Urine Game’, has a manicure context, two young women meet in a parlour and one thing leads to another. One of the women reminds me a little of Laura Dern who starred in a couple of David Lynch films, Blue Velvet (1986) and Wild at Heart (actually released in 1990), check out the haircut! The initial seduction between the (slightly) older customer and the lean, tall manicurist is handled with some aplomb by the director and photographer. Nice underwear reveals, delicate silks and nylons, fondling and kissing. The customer dares to pee first, pulling her light blue silk panties to one side and laughing as she urinates on the floor of the parlour. Then the young manicurist sits back as the customer fingers her before releasing her ‘plug’. When the manicurist pees, it’s more unruly and a little golden in colour. Then it turns into a full blown pee orgy, with the older girl taking the reigns, openly urinating on the younger girl. It all takes place in the parlour, on the seats with the equipment visible in the background. As befitting most ‘lesbian’ stories in these magazines a dildo is produced so that they can at least have penetrative sex. It’s one of the best two-girl stories produced in the 1990’s and a great way to start the decade.

 

After a two page advertisement for a ‘magazine index’ for the year 1989/1990, (some of my collector friends say that they ordered the index in order to ‘keep-up’ with the publications), the second story, ‘Ebony and Amber’, it’s the second time that a black model has featured in the magazine. Leaner and more ‘sassy’ than the one in Issue 49, she’s wearing a nice tight fitting sparkly dress and looks as though she’s just spent the night in a nightclub. She sucks him off as he enters the bedroom, wearing his boxer shorts, until the action moves to the bathroom. Her purple skimpy panties hardly cover up her tight black pubic curls, as the sex evolves from sucking to fucking. She’s the first to pee, sitting on the edge of the bath, and opening her bright pink gash so that the camera can capture the broken beads of pee streaming forth. When he urinates on her she has her back to the camera, as he pees over her back, the urine making her pert black bottom slick with wetness. Then the shot used on the front cover, before he jacks off in her mouth.

 

Two Golden Girls, was first published in Sex Bizarre 31, (See Review). I have since located the film associated with this tale of two female friends sunbathing in a garden. They eventually reveal more of the bodies in eyeshot of the ginger-haired gardener. One of the women seems to have needed a little persuasion to drink from his big cock, being held by her big-boobed friend. It was good to see it again, in a new format with a few additional shots from the original story.

 

In the final story, ‘Pee Addicts’, I’m reminded a little of Kylie Minogue, at least in the style of clothing and hair from her early period. It also features a male, presumably German who has the craggy good looks of a retired German Bundesliga footballer and the clothes to match. Clothed in red and black, with a saucy little PVC Mini skirt, she drinks champagne and unzips his flies to reveal his balls and erect cock. She sucks him off, he’s still wearing his suit, before disrobing and fucking her, she has notable pale skin that gives her a natural look. As they fuck, she pours the cool bubbly over his penis, she has small breasts topped with two prominent brown areola. She pees, hard and long, in a standing position, she has a small, subtle tattoo on her upper left arm. She squats, an invitation for him to piss in her mouth, his urine is golden, it must have tasted sweet and sour. She looks directly into the camera as if to show that she enjoys the taste. There’s often an analogy between ‘champagne’, ‘wine’ and piss, in Sex Bizarre, glasses are often used to fill with urine, and there’s a fine example in this story. She holds the flute close to her mouth as he masturbates into her mouth during a stunning final three shots. 

 

Another great issue, but as I said at the start of the review, it might have been a treat for dedicated collectors to see some celebration of the ‘50th’, with highlights from glories past!

 

[wjimmy 815]

On 6/6/2024 at 9:52 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Fifty 

 

1990, The year in which Deee-Lite was topping the charts with ‘Groove Is In The Heart’, The Happy Monday’s were breaking through and Madonna was ‘Vogueing’. Also, of course the year in which Sex Bizarre reached its fiftieth celebratory issue. Only it was business as usual for the Danish/German conglomerate with no attempt to mark the milestone. If it was me on the Editorial Team I might have dedicated a few pages to past glories, perhaps reflecting on the models who have appeared on the pages, and looking at past designs. Oh, well, perhaps I shall one day try do it myself!

 

That’s not to say that this issue is a disappointment, far from it, once again the stories live up to expectations, and when they do ‘look back’, it’s a good revisionist story from Sex Bizarre 31. Our High Streets have changed over the past few decades, I see a proliferation of nail bars and Turkish Barbers. The idea behind the first story, ‘Urine Game’, has a manicure context, two young women meet in a parlour and one thing leads to another. One of the women reminds me a little of Laura Dern who starred in a couple of David Lynch films, Blue Velvet (1986) and Wild at Heart (actually released in 1990), check out the haircut! The initial seduction between the (slightly) older customer and the lean, tall manicurist is handled with some aplomb by the director and photographer. Nice underwear reveals, delicate silks and nylons, fondling and kissing. The customer dares to pee first, pulling her light blue silk panties to one side and laughing as she urinates on the floor of the parlour. Then the young manicurist sits back as the customer fingers her before releasing her ‘plug’. When the manicurist pees, it’s more unruly and a little golden in colour. Then it turns into a full blown pee orgy, with the older girl taking the reigns, openly urinating on the younger girl. It all takes place in the parlour, on the seats with the equipment visible in the background. As befitting most ‘lesbian’ stories in these magazines a dildo is produced so that they can at least have penetrative sex. It’s one of the best two-girl stories produced in the 1990’s and a great way to start the decade.

 

After a two page advertisement for a ‘magazine index’ for the year 1989/1990, (some of my collector friends say that they ordered the index in order to ‘keep-up’ with the publications), the second story, ‘Ebony and Amber’, it’s the second time that a black model has featured in the magazine. Leaner and more ‘sassy’ than the one in Issue 49, she’s wearing a nice tight fitting sparkly dress and looks as though she’s just spent the night in a nightclub. She sucks him off as he enters the bedroom, wearing his boxer shorts, until the action moves to the bathroom. Her purple skimpy panties hardly cover up her tight black pubic curls, as the sex evolves from sucking to fucking. She’s the first to pee, sitting on the edge of the bath, and opening her bright pink gash so that the camera can capture the broken beads of pee streaming forth. When he urinates on her she has her back to the camera, as he pees over her back, the urine making her pert black bottom slick with wetness. Then the shot used on the front cover, before he jacks off in her mouth.

 

Two Golden Girls, was first published in Sex Bizarre 31, (See Review). I have since located the film associated with this tale of two female friends sunbathing in a garden. They eventually reveal more of the bodies in eyeshot of the ginger-haired gardener. One of the women seems to have needed a little persuasion to drink from his big cock, being held by her big-boobed friend. It was good to see it again, in a new format with a few additional shots from the original story.

 

In the final story, ‘Pee Addicts’, I’m reminded a little of Kylie Minogue, at least in the style of clothing and hair from her early period. It also features a male, presumably German who has the craggy good looks of a retired German Bundesliga footballer and the clothes to match. Clothed in red and black, with a saucy little PVC Mini skirt, she drinks champagne and unzips his flies to reveal his balls and erect cock. She sucks him off, he’s still wearing his suit, before disrobing and fucking her, she has notable pale skin that gives her a natural look. As they fuck, she pours the cool bubbly over his penis, she has small breasts topped with two prominent brown areola. She pees, hard and long, in a standing position, she has a small, subtle tattoo on her upper left arm. She squats, an invitation for him to piss in her mouth, his urine is golden, it must have tasted sweet and sour. She looks directly into the camera as if to show that she enjoys the taste. There’s often an analogy between ‘champagne’, ‘wine’ and piss, in Sex Bizarre, glasses are often used to fill with urine, and there’s a fine example in this story. She holds the flute close to her mouth as he masturbates into her mouth during a stunning final three shots. 

 

Another great issue, but as I said at the start of the review, it might have been a treat for dedicated collectors to see some celebration of the ‘50th’, with highlights from glories past!

 

@greedyneedygirl If it was me on the Editorial Team I might have dedicated a few pages to past glories, perhaps reflecting on the models who have appeared on the pages, and looking at past designs. Oh, well, perhaps I shall one day try do it myself!

You tease! But if you do produce anything along those lines please let us know.

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I don't remember seeing this edition of Sex Bizarre before and I'm sure I never bought it. It's delightful to encounter it now.

Contents page

This opening page, showing four of the women from inside, is very exciting. It's so raw and deliciously obscene. I think the woman with the cock in her mouth pulls my attention most strongly, but the big-haired blonde is also a lovely shock. I'm not sure if shock is always the essence of porn, but it's always been important for me.

 

 

Edited June 10 by wjimmy