More sightings on the horizon?

[Alfresco 11,632]

In the UK, Boris has announced this afternoon that the road map has now been issued which will lead to more people being able to socialise (read drink and pee) in public, pubs starting to open up and even nightclubs have been mentioned.  The dates are subject to change based on the data, but his ideal roadmap earliest dates are as follows:

8th March - two people from different households will be able to meet outside.  This probably won't make much difference from now to be honest.  Students will go back and will no doubt succumb to drinking and gathering to some extent - despite the lockdown prohibiting it.  This could lead to some outdoor sightings.

29th March (including Easter break) up to six people from two households will be able to meet together in outdoor places which means drinking will re-commence in parks and on beaches with the consequent need to pee in bushes and behind rocks etc. especially as much of the drinking will be in the evening when public toilets are closed.

12th April, begin to open pubs and restaurants for outdoors.   Therefore, people have the liberty to get drunk and need to pee after they leave the pub when waiting for a taxi or bus or whilst on the walk home.

17th May, larger gatherings outdoors permitted with consequent increase in outdoor drinking and associated peeing.   Pubs will open for indoor drinking with associated increase in patronage and numbers of people needing to pee on the way home.  Also likely that people like students will be drinking at their accommodation before heading into town with leading to people getting off the bus in town and making straight for the bushes or secluded alleys before queuing to get in the pubs.

21st June, Nightclubs will re-open, heralding the biggest parties for over a year, lots of very drunk people and lots of peeing whilst queuing to get in or whilst waiting for buses when they get out.

The dates are by no means guaranteed, but at least we have hope!!

 

 

[pwpj 462]

Finally some good news!

[Big Bear 1,953]

🤞lets hope so.

[Bacardi 10,134]

Okay, who wants to help me buy a plane ticket to the UK 😁 I'm ready to pee with everyone!