First day in a new job

[UnauthorisedGuy 510]

I had a dream a few nights ago about meeting a woman in the men’s toilets on the first day of a new job. So I decided to turn it into a short story...

I wasn’t sure what to do, but my presence had probably already been noticed, so I said, “Sorry, I’ll wait outside.”

“No need – unless you want to,” she said, in a cheerful tone. “It is your space, after all.”

I really needed to go, so I moved down a couple, and began to pee in the urinal.

By the time I had finished, she was standing next to the line of sinks. Curvy and quite cute, and smoothing her longish dress down, the way women do after they’ve used the toilet.

“Belinda. I’m in marketing,” she said, extending her hand. Noticing my hesitation, she said, smiling, “We’re going to wash them anyway.”

Completely ignoring the elephant in the room – that I had just seen her peeing into a urinal, Belinda asked, “I’m guessing you’re our new legal guy? Sorry I wasn’t around when you got the tour from HR this morning. Who showed you around?”

It was my first day in the job, and I’m hopeless with names, but I said I thought it was David.

“Aha David. I don’t think David likes me much. He caught me using the men’s toilets in the main office one day. That’s why I come down here now,” she said, as if she was talking about some mundane subject.

“Plus he thinks I show too much boobage on causal dress Fridays.”

I was tempted to say that I was looking forward to Friday, but I decided to keep that thought to myself.

“You didn’t seem that surprised to see a woman peeing into a urinal.”

A statement, rather than a question.

“I had a girlfriend who could pee standing up,” I explained.

“She was outdoors person – we used to go rock climbing and kayaking and stuff like that. She always said it was much easier to be able to go behind a tree like a guy, rather than having to find somewhere to get half undressed just to have a pee.”

“What about you? How did ...”

“How did I end up here – peeing into a urinal in the men’s toilet?” Belinda interrupted, laughing.

“I guess I always wanted to be able to pee standing up, like guys do. Then I discovered that women could pee standing up, and it’s fun to do it places where one shouldn’t, so here I am. I suppose you could say it’s become a bit of a fascination, or an interest, or something like that, anyway.” 

“Well, I’d better get back to work,” Belinda said, giving up on the clearly defunct hand dryer.

“It was great to meet you. See you here about this time tomorrow, if you feel like it.”

And with the clack of her heels on the tiled floor, she was gone.

It was only 11.00 a.m., and already it had been a very unusual first day...

[Lutab 1,052]

 I’ve story. Would be fun if you expanded it. Maybe she gets up to naughty peeing at work and the main character joins her. 🙂

[wetwulf 3,324]

Belinda sounds hot. I'd sure like to see more of her.

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

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