Sexy Pee Phrases

[Starks2010 2,197]

I was thinking back at the sayings girlfriends have used before they relieved themselves somewhere, and how much them using those phrases turned me on. 

Back in 1997 a high school girlfriend and I went to an auto auction to try and find her a car. All the cars were in a warehouse and you could check them out before the auction. Most of the cars were pretty crappy. I remember her saying she had to go potty, followed by, “I should go in one of these crappy cars.” She didn’t though, she ended up pissing next to my car behind a high school. She got interrupted so she cut off her stream, shot a squirt of piss on my front seat as she hopped back in the car real fast, and finished down the street in a bowling alley parking lot. 

Another girlfriend mentioned she had to use the bathroom as we were pulling into a parking garage one summer afternoon. As we got into the staircase she said, “I’m gonna pee right here”. She squatted inside the staircase door, at the top of the stairs, lifted her long skirt, moved her thong to one side and began urinating on and down the stairs. She was sprinkling my shoe but I didn’t mind.

Another girlfriend I had taken to lunch and she had a drink. On the way home I had to make a stop where I left her in the car. When I got back she had a look on her face and she said to me, “I have to use the bathroom”. She was ready to pee on herself. We made it back to the house and she pissed on me while I laid on the bedroom carpet. 

Another girl, we had just gotten back to her apartment from dinner where she had a drink. As we were getting out the car she said, “My bladder is talking to me”, followed by, “Do you mind if I piss here?” She hopped out and pissed on the ground between my car and her car, a hard, steady piss. She let out a sigh of relief and as we walked to her apartment she said, “I pulled my panties up too quick”. I guessed she pisse some more or didn’t shake enough.

The same girl, when we went out to eat, she’d drink and hold it. We got back in the car one night after dinner and she said, “You have 5 minutes to find a place for me to pee”. We had gone to a house party one summer night. She had been drinking, we went for a late night walk. We get back to the car which was parked outside her brothers house which was across from the party. She said to me, “Open the doors so I can use the bathroom”. She was going to take a piss in the grass between the front and rear passenger side doors. She didn’t, she saw her brother who gave us the key to get in the house. 

Another girl, after following her back to her moms house to drop her brother off whose birthday celebration we were leaving, gets in my car and says to me, “I have to pee, sooo bad. I’ll just go in my backyard”: We get to her house which she didn’t have her keys to, and pisses in the wet grass with stilletto heels on.

That same girl, recently who I met with for lunch to piss in my backseat gets in the car and immediately starts to unfasten her clothes. She says, “I have to PEE! I’ve been holding it all morning”. We were outside of her job so I asked if I need to drive somewhere. She said, “No, you know I don’t care. I have no trouble using the bathroom in public”. 

About a month later we meet up for her to use my backseat again. I get to her job, this time she has me move. She says to me, “I have to PEE! PEE”, like it was really urgent. 

Another girl, in 2016, knowing she pees constantly when she drinks, took her to eat where she had a large drink. Then we had a short ride to the city where we were going to ride the street car. I pulled into the parking garage and as I am looking for an approved parking space, she says, “I have to use the bathroom”. I backed into the stall on the end by the wall with a car on her side and the wall on mine. She hopped out as soon as the car stopped, went behind the car, dropped her tight, suede type pants and pissed behind the car. 

The same girl and I took a road trip, at our destination, we parked in a parking garage. I told her we had a little walk to the hotel so if she needs to use the bathroom then go here. She said, “I was about to, then I saw him coming”. A guy was walking by. After he passed she walked passed my drive door, I opened the door to block her and she relieved herself between my front left fender, the open door, the concrete wall, and the minivan beside us. She left a medium puddle and her used napkin. 

That same girl and I were walking on the belt line one night after a meal where she had a drink. It was a nice night so there were a lot of people out walking. A girl in the group behind us said she had to pee. My girlfriend said to me immediately after, “I need to pee too”. We walked on looking for a spot. She said, “I’m about to squat and piss on the side of the belt line”. A little more walking and I saw a small, path in the weeds that lead to a dark area. We walked down there and she squatted, dropped her jeans and pissed. When she was done she said, “That was perfect”. 

That’s just a few stories of women using phrases referring to taking a piss that turned me on. 

 

[Dr.P 1,473]

I am amazed at the number and variety of your experiences! Thanks for sharing! The situations you describe are at least as interesting as the phrases used. This is one of my favorite subjects.

I had one girlfriend, "Lisa," with whom I shared many, very similar experiences, to those you describe. I posted one of my experiences with her, on Pee Fans, yesterday. More will follow.

Although the variety of places and situations where she peed in my presence was large, her vocabulary was simple: She would establish strong eye contact with me, and say, simply, "I have to GO," with heavy emphasis on the last word, and a knowing, appealing look in her eyes. That was my clue to find her a suitable place to pee. Sometimes she was desperate, as in my story of yesterday, and sometimes she just wanted to turn me on, since I had shared my interest with her, fairly early in our relationship, and she enjoyed using peeing to get my total, undivided attention.

Phrases used by other women, both girlfriends and Platonic friends, fall in a fairly narrow range. At present, on the West Coast of the States, many women say "I have to go to the little girls' room," one of my least favorite expressions. Who do they think they are kidding? "I have to go to the Ladies' room" is of course a perennial favorite. "I have to run to the restroom," is another. I don't hear "I have to pee," as often as previously.

Growing up in the Midwestern U.S., in the 1950's and 1960's, I heard "I have to piss," or "I have to take a piss!" from a minority of women, but not as few as you might expect. "Pee" was still the most common term used. A long-time Platonic female friend, at that time, said "piss" to me, all the time, when she wanted me to stand "guard" for her, outside of empty, unattended bathrooms in public parks, late at night. One night she joked with me, telling me how she was going to "Use her urethra," which was quite a turn-on for me, although I don't think she knew it, at the time.

One of my favorites was a coworker and Platonic friend, who said, "I'm going to pee like a racehorse," as she headed for the Ladies' room, in a bar, at "happy hour," one evening. I still like to tease women, when we have all been drinking, and they leave to use the bathroom, saying "Hope everything comes out OK," or asking "Did everything come out OK?" when they return. Sometimes I get some very erotic verbal revelations, in response to these comments.

Dr.P

 

[Guest UnabashedUser]

"I have to  tinkle" , or take a winky-tinkie, or "see a man about a horse" , wife, being Mexican, says taking a lluvia de oro  (golden shower), hacer pipi  -- make a pee.  Tormando una funda is taking  a leak. 

[W1ll_B 102]

On 8/12/2019 at 10:10 PM, Starks2010 said:

she said, “You have 5 minutes to find a place for me to pee”.

All of these was good, but I think this was my favorite.

 

This is one of my favorite things, to hear all these different and unique ways when somebody tells that they need to pee.

I have also some phrases to share in this thread, something that I have heard myself, but one of them is so unique that it's quite difficult for me to write because English is not my mother language and I need to translate it first.

So, is there anybody who could write a (good) English as a mother language and would want to either help me to translate it to English or then tell me that it can't translate?

Also, a bonus question:
I have also seen and heard one video where TV chat host was desperate (she was talking the same language as I) and she described a couple of different ways how badly she had to pee.
Should I also add these for this thread, or should this thread left only for phrases that everyone have personally heard with own ears from "normal people"?