Lucy - Chapter 9 - Girls Night

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“Cheers Girls, I still can’t believe how much trouble you went to for me today.” said Lucy.

“It was our pleasure” winked Jenny, and the twins giggled.

The four girls, Lucy, Jenny and twins Katy and Abby had spent the evening in the pub at Lucy’s request. She had insisted on treating them all to drinks as a thank you for their day’s efforts. Lucy really did feel like a weight had been lifted from her shoulders. The incident with Steve on their day out had really disturbed Lucy, but Jenny had dealt with the situation perfectly.

“Here’s a toast” said Lucy, raising her large glass of Chardonnay, “To the best, most devious, naughty friends a girl could wish for.  I really can’t believe you thought up such a plan Jenny, you’re a genius. And as for you two, the way you teased and snared Steve in was just perfect. How can I ever thank you enough.”

To be fair, Lucy had already thanked them quite a lot. The pub table they were sitting around was getting fairly full with their empty glasses. The two stable girl twins Katy and Abby had been drinking bottled cider whilst the slightly older Lucy and Jenny were on large glasses of white wine. Even Lucy who didn’t normally choose to drink was pushing the boat out, she was after all the one doing the celebrating. They were all definitely on the wrong side of a bit merry.

“I still can’t quite understand why he was so turned on” said Abby, “I mean, wanting to watch us pee?  Isn’t that just weird? What’s so hot about that?”

Jenny and Lucy turned and smiled knowingly at each other.

“Is it just me?” asked Abby, “But what’s so amazing about having a piss?”

“The thing is,” explained Jenny, “Boys get so easily confused - they imagine that if we’ve got our pants down we’re going to be fiddling with ourselves, only because that’s what they’d do if they had tits and a pussy.”

“And they can’t imagine that we could go pee anywhere except on a toilet” added Katy. “It blows their minds if a girl were to pee somewhere naughty!”

“If he only knew some of the places I’ve left my mark.” said Jenny, “Parks, alleyways, beaches, mountains, a derelict warehouse, the floor of a cinema… You name it, I’ve probably flooded it!”

With that the girls all giggled. Then Jenny got up and slightly unsteadily made her way across to the bar. After a few minutes she weaved her way back to their table with four shot glasses and a bottle of Sambuca.

 

“So, whilst we’re all comparing notes on naughty peeing, who’s up for a game of True or False?” asked Jenny. “We each take it in turns to tell a personal confession about peeing - it could be something naughty, a guilty secret, or it could be something embarrassing. The rest of us have to agree on whether we think it’s true or made up. If we get it right you have to down a shot, but if we’re wrong we drink up.”

The four girls by now were all very much relaxed and maybe just a touch boisterous from their evening’s drinking and this seemed a great idea. Jenny poured four generous measures and placed a glass in-front of each of the girls.

“Ok” said Jenny, who was enjoying being in charge of this game. “Let’s see, age order - that’ll be you first Abby. You’re the youngest!”

“Erm, ok” giggled the petite blonde, “So, I have to tell a story and you all have to guess whether I’m fibbing or telling the truth - is that it?  Ok, my naughty peeing secret….   erm, I sometimes have a wee in the shower and let it all trickle down my legs.”

“What!!!” exclaimed all the girls, and Lucy burst out “Oh come on! Who doesn’t pee in the shower, I mean everybody does that, right? You must be able to do better than that.”

“Sometimes I really do wonder if we’re actually related” teased her twin Katy. “That was a practise run. Try again, you can do better than that.”

“Ok, here goes” said Abby, “A couple of years ago I had an accident in the yard. One of the mares kicked out and caught me pretty hard on the back of my hip. I was thrown across the yard and had to be carted off to hospital on a spinal board. The pain was incredible and they were really concerned I might have damaged my back or pelvis.

Anyway, I arrived at hospital, they’d given me gas and air in the ambulance and I was pretty out of it. Like an out of body experience, I sort of knew what was happening but didn’t at the same time. I was lying on a trolley in A&E with all these people around me doing stuff. All I knew was I had this incredible pain in my right side, getting worse and worse as time went on. They cut my jodhpurs off with scissors and my pants and sort of just covered my in a sheet.

Then this really cute young doctor came and started asking questions, asking where it hurt and pressing in places to see where the pain was. He sort of pressed where my bladder was and suddenly I was just pissing full force, sort of like a racehorse. I was just lying on my back with my legs straight and it was hissing really loudly and jetting out, making a huge yellow puddle between my legs, it was all over me almost down to my knees. It went on for ages and I just sort of flooded the bed right in front of everyone.

There you have it. My most embarrassing hour.”

Abby stopped to gauge the girls reactions and there was silence for a moment before they all roared with laughter. “No way” they said. “What happened.”

“Well as soon as all my pee was out, the pain just completely went away. It turns out it was all down to bladder pressure. It turned out my only injury was bruising, I was a bit stiff for a few days mind.”

“And what about the doctor?” asked Lucy.

“He seemed quite stiff too” giggled Abby, “He was so sweet though, gave me his number too.”

This made the girls all roar with laughter even more.  “So Girls” said Jenny, “What do we think?  Do we believe Abby, pulling a young doctor by pissing for him?”

“I can’t believe you did that. You’d have told me at the time.” Katy said, “Surely they’d have put a tube into you or something.” added Lucy. The girls muttered between themselves for a few moments then reached their decision and all looked at Abby.

“No, we think you’re leading us a lie.”

“Well you’re all wrong” said Abby defiantly. “Hardly my finest moment, but there you go! A pee is always better out than in. Pick up your glasses losers - down in one!”

With that Jenny, Lucy and Katy all admitted defeat and emptied their shot glasses.

 

“Right, then - I’ll go next” volunteered the now very tipsy Katy. “Mine’s definitely on the naughty side.  Last summer I was at this music festival down on the south coast somewhere. It was awesome, loads of great bands playing and I sort of hooked up with this guy.  I ended up really drunk, I’d been drinking all day and then all evening. He’d been smoking dope, but I didn’t do any of that shit.

Anyway, somehow I ended up sleeping with him - there I was in his tent, completely naked, the two of us in his single sleeping bag. It wasn’t like we shagged or anything, he was way too stoned. He was just like crashed out and I guess I did too, sort of lay on top of him.

So suddenly I started to feel really hot and everything was spinning. I realised I was going to be sick and suddenly realised I was bursting for a piss too. I couldn't unzip the sleeping bag ‘cos he was flat out with the zip under him. I sort of had to crawl over him to get out and get fresh air. So there I was, one knee either side of his chest, tit’s in his face, trying to get out of his sleeping bag.”

Lucy started to giggle and the others looked on in drunken anticipation.

“Then, all of a sudden I started to heave - I really thought I was going to vomit” said Katy. “As I was concentrating on not barfing, my pee just started to escape. I had my legs open and it just sprayed out all over his belly and chest. I just got out of there as quickly as I could, but I couldn’t stop peeing, so I ended up giving him a full on golden shower - chest, neck and face. It was soaking his hipster beard and everything.”

At this the girls were all laughing raucously. “Don’t. you’ll make me wet myself” exclaimed Abby. “So did you get away with it?”

“Yes” replied Katy “He was that stoned he never woke up.  I grabbed my clothes and got out of there as quickly as I could. I did leave him a couple of presents though - I never did find my knickers, so I guess he still has them. That and a big pool of sick right at the entrance to his tent.  Then I staggered off to find my own tent, still naked, holding my clothes and pee still running down my legs.

Am I a naughty bitch or what?” Katy grinned at the laughing girls around her.

Again the remaining three girls agreed their verdict. Abby was the spokesperson. “I remember you coming home at the end of that weekend and you were a complete mess. So, yes we’ll give you that one. I can just imagine you flooding some guy’s sleeping bag.”

“Sorry to disappoint girls.” Katy answered. “Most of it’s true, I did throw up just outside his tent and I did have to walk back naked. It’s true I was bursting, but I popped a squat on the grass behind my tent. As far as I know he didn’t have a pee shower - unless he did it himself of course. So girls, I win, I fooled you” With that the girls downed another shot of Sambuca.

 

“Ok ladies” said Lucy, “Two down, two to go. By the way, no excuses for pee breaks until we’re all done. We’re big girls right? no sneaking off to the ladies.

Mine’s a confession I think. When I was eighteen or so and at college, I used to have this Saturday job where the loo was really disgusting, so I used to hold be pee all day and rush home really bursting for a wee at the end of my shift.”

“Hang on” interrupted Jenny, “I think I already know this one. That makes it null and void. It has to be a story none of us could know is true.”

“That’s where you’re wrong Miss Know-it-all.” beamed Jenny, “This is one you don’t know about.  One day I was just coming to the end of my shift and the manager decided she wanted to give me some sort of appraisal. So there I was stuck in her office, whilst she rabbited on about sales Customer service and stuff like that. All the time I was wishing she’d just let me go home. I’d not been for a wee since breakfast and it was like four o’clock. I could feel my back teeth floating and could almost taste pee.

Finally she let me go and I sort of squirmed my way home. I sooooo needed to pee that it hurt really badly. Every step was worse and sort of jolted my bladder. I finally got to the end of my road, I could literally see my front door when I saw the old woman who lived across the road walking her mutt of a dog towards me. I couldn’t believe it, she’s the sort who can talk for England. Anyway she started and just talked and talked, she went on and on and on. I was standing there squirming and pressing my legs together as tightly as I could.

Then I felt this little tiny dribble… An innocent little trickle of pee into my panties, then a slightly bigger one. I was desperately trying to hold it in but I could feel all my muscles shaking like mad and even though it was a cold day I was sweating. Anyway, the dribbles turned into a stream. The cold didn’t help either, but at least I had thick black tights on under my work dress. So I ended up with wee running right down the backs of my legs, filling my shoes and making a puddle around my feet.”

“How did you get away with that?” asked Katy.

“Well, eventually she stopped talking just long enough to look what her dog was up to - the mangy creature looked up at her as it stood in a puddle of my pee, but she thought it was her dog that had pissed all over my feet. She scuttled off like she’d been struck by lightning or something- it was hilarious.”

The three girls around the table certainly thought Lucy’s story was hilarious, Abby and Katy shrieked with laughter, but Jenny put her hand up and they fell silent.

“There’s only one flaw to your story, Pinnochio.” she said to Lucy. “I know that you’ve never wet your pants in your life, at least not until this summer. If you’d told me it was last week I might have believed you, but not back then. You were still a nun then”

Lucy blushed. ”Ok, you’ve got me - but it could have happened…  Ok, I’ll accept my punishment. God, this stuff’s making me pissed, it’s a good job there’s only your turn left Jenny.”

 

“Mine’s very straightforward” said Jenny. “Naughty confession time. I was sitting in a pub, on a bench seat leaning on a table. I had a short but loose skirt on and no knickers. I’d been drinking all night and needed a wee pretty badly, so I just opened my legs a little bit, relaxed and let it all flow out. It soaked into the cushion under my bum and some ran off the front of the seat onto the carpet. The brilliant thing was, nobody noticed a thing.”

There was silence for a moment after Jenny stopped speaking.

“And…..  what then?” asked Lucy.

“What do you mean, what then?” replied Jenny. “That was it, nothing more, nothing less. Just taking a leak, on a seat in a busy pub right next to my friends.”

The other three girls looked at each other. Katy and Abby didn’t see Jenny wink at Lucy though.

“That’s ridiculous” said Abby, “They’d notice, you’d never get away with it.”

“Is that your final verdict?” asked Jenny, “So you all think I must have made it up?”

“Erm yes, I think so” replied Katy. “Anyway, when are you supposed to have done this?”

“Oh, it was like, erm, just sort of like, well pretty much, anytime right now.” said Jenny, closing her eyes, throwing her head back and breathing out deeply. Katy and Abby burst into fits of giggles, more through shock than anything. Lucy just laughed at the whole situation. Her best friend peeing under the pub table right next to her and the two younger twins shocked reactions. Then Jenny began to giggle too, all four girls bent almost double in their drunken giggling states.

Suddenly Abby squealed “Shit, so am I, shit, I’m pissing myself!”  With that all four girls fell into more fits of giggles. When they eventually calmed a little Lucy looked around the pub and finally notice the commotion they were causing.

“Time we should all be leaving” said Lucy.  The four girls all downed one final shot of the Sambuca, then all four unsteadily got up from their seats. Abby had a big wet patch on the crotch and backside of her jeans which were fortunately quite dark. Katy was very discretely pressing her hand deep into her jeans pockets and squirming, but decided that getting out of the pub was more of a priority than going to the ladies. Jenny carefully arranged her skirt back over her bare bum as she stood up and then grabbed the nearly empty Sambuca bottle before staggering towards the door to catch up with the others.

 

As the night air hit them outside the pub they said their goodnights. Katy muttered about needing a piss and quickly dragged Abby off with her into the darkness of the car park. Jenny and Lucy set off to walk in the opposite direction back to Lucy’s house. Jenny linked arms with Lucy and the two of them staggered off, lurching and zig-zagging along the pavement.

“That was an absolutely awesome night” Jenny said, “God we’re pissed. Are you sure it’s still Ok if I crash at yours?”

“Of course it is, I wouldn’t have offered otherwise. And you can’t exactly drive home can you, you’d get arrested. Plus my brother’s away so there’s plenty of space.”

“You’re awesome!” said Jenny, “Come here and let me kiss you.”

Edited March 12, 2019 by gldenwetgoose

[wetwulf 3,202]

Very hot @gldenwetgoose. I know the next part will be ahhhhhhmazing.

[-Z. 315]

Really great. The series was losing a bit of steam for me personally but wow, you kicked it right back up!

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On 3/13/2019 at 2:36 AM, ZooeyGlass said:

Really great. The series was losing a bit of steam for me personally but wow, you kicked it right back up!

More of a Lucy fan than Steve then - can't say I blame you...  Don't worry, Steve is history but there's more to come from Lucy and Jenny. Watch this space....

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29 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

More of a Lucy fan than Steve then - can't say I blame you...  Don't worry, Steve is history but there's more to come from Lucy and Jenny. Watch this space....

[Must... control... enthusiasm!]

[bpb 784]

I have just finished reading your series up to this point.
I have enjoyed it immensely.  You have really tickled my thoughts.