Woman's pee at doctor's office

[Brutus 2,206]

Oh my, are you all going to love this!

So here is what happened. Took my cousin to an eye appointment today. The office was busy and short staffed, too many patients, too few doctors. After about a half hour, my cousin finally was called back to the exam room. Another hour went by before I got restless enough to get up and leave the waiting room. I walked down the hall a bit, past the elevators to a vending machine for a candy bar. There were a few sofas nearby so I decided to sit there and enjoy the quiet instead of the busy waiting room with the loud TV and people running their mouths. I finished my candy bar and went to use the restroom across the hall. It was clean and spotless when I went in and I left it that way, which is how I know the woman I'm getting ready to talk about is guilty of messing it up. About 40 minutes or so later, while I was back on the sofa, a woman came walking past with her young son toward the restroom. No one else had gone in this particular restroom since me. He looked maybe 4 or 5 years old and she was early to mid 30's looking, short blonde hair, tall and full figured. She had on high heels, about 3 or 4 inches and was easily 6 feet with them, so she was at least 5'8. She had on a blue denim jacket and black leggings that where transparent enough to see her white thong underneath, especially when she bent over slightly to hand her purse to her son. The sight of her was the kind that makes me excited just to think about how she pees. Her ass was just so thick and jiggly, it was impossible to not admire. 

So she told her kid "stay right here honey, while mommy goes pee pee." Just hearing her say that was hot! She handed her big purse to him and hurried inside. I could tell by how fast she went in that this was gonna be a good release. The hall was quiet, just me sitting there and the vending machine had just cycled off a few minutes earlier. You could probably hear a pin drop at that point, so I got to hear as she basically exploded piss into the toilet almost as soon as the door closed. And I mean EXPLODED! Holy shit did she need to go! You could hear the toilet water rumbling like crazy from inside. I didn't hear any hiss, but she had tremendous power in her stream. I didn't time her, but it went on for a long time for sure. The sound of her pee against the water was a bit inconsistent too, there were a few moments where you couldn't hear it but then the sound of the water was audible again. I couldn't tell if it was because she was temporarily hitting the porcelain on the bowl or if she was just peeing in bursts with pauses. I heard pulling on the tp dispenser and then she flushed and came right out, didn't wash her hands. Her kid said ''mommy did you go pee pee" and she said back "Yes sweety, mommy went pee pee, do you need to go?" He just said he needed to blow his nose. She took a tissue from her purse for him and then he went in to throw it away after using it. When he came out he then said, "mommy you got pee on the seat, isn't that bad?" LOL. Then she answered with, "Yes it is bad honey but mommy didn't do that, it was already there."

HAHAHA!!! She lied to his face, knowing damn well what she did. Remember I was the last one to go in there! She grabbed his hand and they walked to the elevator nearby. While they were waiting for it, she stuck her hand down the back of her leggings to adjust her thong! She tried to be quick and discreet, but no...there is no way to hide literally sticking your hand inside your pants to pick your ass! I've seen plenty of women do this in public but it's still a sexy thing to behold. When they left I got right up and went to have a look to see if maybe a few sprinkles, and HOLY SHIT she fucking pissed all over the toilet! The seat was completely splashed all around, the entire back of the toilet all the way to where it attached to the wall was drenched. The wall on the side next to the toilet was wet and you could see yellow trails that slid down to where the trim meets the floor. How did she hit the damn wall on the side though?! And speaking of floor, there were a few small puddles of pee running inside the channels between the floor tiles behind the toilet. She absolutely destroyed it! She had to of either been intentionally waving her ass around wildly or has some very disagreeable anatomy down there that makes her stream shoot straight back and completely sideways instead of down like normal. This was a spectacular mess of a piss she took! And just left it with zero fucks given, even with the possibility of her own kid needing to use it after her.

I would've taken a picture to upload and just to keep for myself as a reminder. Why didn't I? About a month ago my phone did an update and ever since, some of my apps, including my camera has been freezing and makes me have to restart my phone, so I just never bothered to install a different app. 

But the sexiest thing to me was that she just lied to her kid like that!

Now I can't stop hearing "mommy went pee pee"...

 

Edited September 15, 2018 by Brutus

[Brutus 2,206]

Here is another one from work last night that I'll just add here instead of starting a new thread.

I heard another lady I work with during her toilet visit. Her name is Celeste. She's a special one that I won't forget because I've taken a liking to her and I was surprised at how her pee sounded. It was quite unique. I'll describe what I heard first so you don't have to read this whole post if you don't want to, then I'll go into why she is special to me and why that heightened the beauty of what I heard. I came out of the men's and saw her heading into the women's, right next door. I've wanted so bad to hear her in action for over a year now and finally I had a chance to see her going in. I took my phone out and stood a few feet down the hall a bit and played the part like I've done countless times in the past, fake texting and keenly listening. The restroom doors in the building don't conceal sound well at all. I heard the stall close and a moment later she let loose a very heavy sounding stream of piss. I stress the word heavy, a word I don't normally use. This is what I meant about her sounding unique. It didn't sound like a typical urgent powerpiss that gushes, nor was it weak by any means, but a composed and steady flow just pounding the toilet water hard like a jackhammer. I don't recall ever hearing a stream quite like hers. Kind of slow but very massive. A big urethra opening is my best guess. It was very very sexy to listen to. Another coworker came out while Celeste was mid stream and while the door was open for that brief moment, it sounded clear as day bleeding into the hall, and highlighted just how heavy her stream really was. It had a deep pitched sound, like if slowly pouring a pitcher from a high height. It was about 15 seconds in and then she stopped and then started back up again a few seconds later at the same strength. This 2nd round went on for easily another 10 seconds. It was like she thought it was over, and then had to return to her squat to keep going. Then she was finally done for real. I heard the flush and straight out she came, no stop at the sink.

Now I'll monologue the context around her. Celeste is much older than me, early to mid 50's to my soon to be 30. Despite that, I find her very attractive. She has aged well, 5 foot 7, long blonde, elegant styled hair, and thin build. Not only is she good looking from a physical standpoint, but her personality and style really stand out. She is a very refined woman, elegant but subtle. She dresses in a conservative elegant way, stylish sweaters, off shoulder tops, silk materials and such, and always wears subtle colors that match well. Even on casual Friday, she has on sneakers that match her tops perfectly. When I said refined, I also mean how she carries herself. Very respectful, soft spoken but not shy, just a bit of a loner, classy and with a fun sense of humor. I'm almost certain that over the past few months, she occasionally flirts with me in very subtle ways, though I can't be certain. Recently she even mentioned that she thinks we are similar. She even makes little jokes when I ask her about some project I'm working on, just enough to let me know that she doesn't mind me interrupting her. I've found Celeste to be attractive pretty much since I started this job a few years ago, but at first I couldn't put a finger on why. I now know that it's because I see myself in her, she is certainly my type, but we were simply born too far apart in years. If she was 20 -25 years younger, or I was 20 -25 older, I would seriously be pursuing her. I get the feeling that she flirts not with any real intent, but primarily as a way of hinting that if we were closer in age, she'd want something to develop. It's another unique thing about her in that I've never felt this kind of vibe from any older woman before, like she's holding back because she's wise enough to know it's ultimately a dead end with a guy so much younger.

So this is what made her very impressive piss even more arousing to me. I never expected her to have such a strong dominating flow that went on for so long. Such a sexy and intriguing contrast to her outward presentation. For the rest of the day after hearing that, every time I walked past her cubicle, seeing her buried in work, I felt an even stronger attraction to her. 

Edited September 18, 2018 by Brutus

[spywareonya 37,961]

On ‎9‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 3:48 AM, Brutus said:

intentionally waving her ass around wildly

Are we excluding the tasty theory she is one of us and pissed all over on purpose, aren't we?

[Brutus 2,206]

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Are we excluding the tasty theory she is one of us and pissed all over on purpose, aren't we?

Anything is possible! But if she did do it on purpose, knowing her son might need to use it after her, that's a pretty bitchy thing to do. I think she just has a disastrous stream and is either unaware or just doesn't give a shit when she sees what happened.

[spywareonya 37,961]

8 minutes ago, Brutus said:

Anything is possible! But if she did do it on purpose, knowing her son might need to use it after her, that's a pretty bitchy thing to do. I think she just has a disastrous stream and is either unaware or just doesn't give a shit when she sees what happened.

When a woman is horny she loses her mind

Plus, was I the kind of person to do such in a bathroom, I also would have the guts to have my son peeing in a corner of the room or in the sink

[Brutus 2,206]

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

When a woman is horny she loses her mind

Plus, was I the kind of person to do such in a bathroom, I also would have the guts to have my son peeing in a corner of the room or in the sink

Haha, and what would you tell him when he says his teachers and friends said that's bad and pee belongs in toliets?

[spywareonya 37,961]

10 minutes ago, Brutus said:

Haha, and what would you tell him when he says his teachers and friends said that's bad and pee belongs in toliets?

"When you are with somebody who's not me, pee in the toilet, and keep the secret about when you play with mommy. When you are with me, we play a game, and you can pee wherever you want or wherever I point you to, but we will stop playing this if you fail to keep the secret while with others"

 

Or a more charismatic and better-said version of this ispired by the moment

[Peefreak99 3,722]

On 9/15/2018 at 3:48 AM, Brutus said:

Oh my, are you all going to love this!

So here is what happened. Took my cousin to an eye appointment today. The office was busy and short staffed, too many patients, too few doctors. After about a half hour, my cousin finally was called back to the exam room. Another hour went by before I got restless enough to get up and leave the waiting room. I walked down the hall a bit, past the elevators to a vending machine for a candy bar. There were a few sofas nearby so I decided to sit there and enjoy the quiet instead of the busy waiting room with the loud TV and people running their mouths. I finished my candy bar and went to use the restroom across the hall. It was clean and spotless when I went in and I left it that way, which is how I know the woman I'm getting ready to talk about is guilty of messing it up. About 40 minutes or so later, while I was back on the sofa, a woman came walking past with her young son toward the restroom. No one else had gone in this particular restroom since me. He looked maybe 4 or 5 years old and she was early to mid 30's looking, short blonde hair, tall and full figured. She had on high heels, about 3 or 4 inches and was easily 6 feet with them, so she was at least 5'8. She had on a blue denim jacket and black leggings that where transparent enough to see her white thong underneath, especially when she bent over slightly to hand her purse to her son. The sight of her was the kind that makes me excited just to think about how she pees. Her ass was just so thick and jiggly, it was impossible to not admire. 

So she told her kid "stay right here honey, while mommy goes pee pee." Just hearing her say that was hot! She handed her big purse to him and hurried inside. I could tell by how fast she went in that this was gonna be a good release. The hall was quiet, just me sitting there and the vending machine had just cycled off a few minutes earlier. You could probably hear a pin drop at that point, so I got to hear as she basically exploded piss into the toilet almost as soon as the door closed. And I mean EXPLODED! Holy shit did she need to go! You could hear the toilet water rumbling like crazy from inside. I didn't hear any hiss, but she had tremendous power in her stream. I didn't time her, but it went on for a long time for sure. The sound of her pee against the water was a bit inconsistent too, there were a few moments where you couldn't hear it but then the sound of the water was audible again. I couldn't tell if it was because she was temporarily hitting the porcelain on the bowl or if she was just peeing in bursts with pauses. I heard pulling on the tp dispenser and then she flushed and came right out, didn't wash her hands. Her kid said ''mommy did you go pee pee" and she said back "Yes sweety, mommy went pee pee, do you need to go?" He just said he needed to blow his nose. She took a tissue from her purse for him and then he went in to throw it away after using it. When he came out he then said, "mommy you got pee on the seat, isn't that bad?" LOL. Then she answered with, "Yes it is bad honey but mommy didn't do that, it was already there."

HAHAHA!!! She lied to his face, knowing damn well what she did. Remember I was the last one to go in there! She grabbed his hand and they walked to the elevator nearby. While they were waiting for it, she stuck her hand down the back of her leggings to adjust her thong! She tried to be quick and discreet, but no...there is no way to hide literally sticking your hand inside your pants to pick your ass! I've seen plenty of women do this in public but it's still a sexy thing to behold. When they left I got right up and went to have a look to see if maybe a few sprinkles, and HOLY SHIT she fucking pissed all over the toilet! The seat was completely splashed all around, the entire back of the toilet all the way to where it attached to the wall was drenched. The wall on the side next to the toilet was wet and you could see yellow trails that slid down to where the trim meets the floor. How did she hit the damn wall on the side though?! And speaking of floor, there were a few small puddles of pee running inside the channels between the floor tiles behind the toilet. She absolutely destroyed it! She had to of either been intentionally waving her ass around wildly or has some very disagreeable anatomy down there that makes her stream shoot straight back and completely sideways instead of down like normal. This was a spectacular mess of a piss she took! And just left it with zero fucks given, even with the possibility of her own kid needing to use it after her.

I would've taken a picture to upload and just to keep for myself as a reminder. Why didn't I? About a month ago my phone did an update and ever since, some of my apps, including my camera has been freezing and makes me have to restart my phone, so I just never bothered to install a different app. 

But the sexiest thing to me was that she just lied to her kid like that!

Now I can't stop hearing "mommy went pee pee"...

 

Wow🔥 did she moan with relief or anything?

[Brutus 2,206]

4 hours ago, Peefreak99 said:

Wow🔥 did she moan with relief or anything?

This is an older post and I can't recall at this point if she moaned, but I'm sure if I'd heard such, I would've made damn sure to mention it. Audible moans are gold, not easy to hear from public restrooms! That was about the only thing missing that would've made this about as good as it gets.

[Dr.P 1,473]

Brutus,

I envy your phenomenally good luck, being able to hear this woman pee, knowing the previous condition of the bathroom was pristine, and then verify what she did to it! 🙂 A very rare situation, to be sure.

As I have mentioned previously, my favorite local grocery chain has all-gender, single-user bathrooms, for the use of customers. I always check them out, particularly when I spot an attractive woman exiting from one of them, but I have never been lucky enough to observe everything that you saw and heard. I have rarely, if ever, been able to hear a woman peeing, because of background noise, and the fact that I can't get too close to the locked door.

Some of my best experiences have been when an attractive woman comes out of the bathroom, and smiles at me, as I enter, followed by my discovery of her pee dribbles all over the seat. I always wonder why these women do not seem to be embarrassed, in the least, by the fact that another person, especially one of the opposite gender, gets a very intimate look into their most intimate peeing habits and styles, right after they have made eye contact with that person. These women would almost certainly be mortally embarrassed and angered if they knew that man was actually watching them, while they peed. But as you point out, a lot of intimate information can be deduced from the pattern of puddles and dribbles, on and around the toilet, after the event. A very strange psychology, indeed!

I like your story about Celeste, your coworker, also. My guess is that she is strongly attracted to you, and interested in you. Your hearing her peeing sounds, must make your attraction to her even more intense. Although the situation is complicated by the fact that you are coworkers, I wouldn't overestimate the importance of your age difference, since you seem to have a lot in common, and she is very aware of that. The fact that the two of you are so similar, and fit so well together, is a rare and precious thing.

Dr.P

 

[Brutus 2,206]

On 9/9/2019 at 5:26 PM, Dr.P said:

I like your story about Celeste, your coworker, also. My guess is that she is strongly attracted to you, and interested in you. Your hearing her peeing sounds, must make your attraction to her even more intense. Although the situation is complicated by the fact that you are coworkers, I wouldn't overestimate the importance of your age difference, since you seem to have a lot in common, and she is very aware of that. The fact that the two of you are so similar, and fit so well together, is a rare and precious thing.

Dr.P

You may be right about her interest in me, at least to a degree. I was actually understating her age though and recently found out that she is 60 years old, literally twice my age. I was shocked as she doesn't look it. She still flirts with me to this day, subtly. But nothing will happen even if she were to become more assertive because she is married and I won't cross that line. But as you said, two people being so similar is rare and precious. 

[Dr.P 1,473]

Brutus,

Women's ages are very hard for me to estimate, also. I was very strongly attracted to a lovely woman in my yoga class, a few years ago, and thought she looked to be in her late forties, mid fifties, at most. She has very beautiful, long blond hair (dyed, but with dark roots), and a nearly perfectly proportioned body, with great legs. It turns out that she is in her early seventies, a few years younger than me! We were attracted to each other, enjoyed many long conversations, and remained Platonic friends for 10 years. The yoga class was cancelled, and we have drifted apart, unfortunately.