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Held my pee for a bit this morning and finally did some actual naughty peeing!

After some encouragement from another member I held my pee for about 3 hours while drinking a litre of water. I wanted to try pissing on some furniture and found a window of opportunity. Once I was no longer able to hold it and truly desperate, I opened one of the sofa cushions and let a little dribble out. It looked clear and there was no obvious odour so I let some more out. I waited a bit to allow for the foam to absorb the pee only to find out it is not absorbent! This meant the outer cover was likely to have a noticeable wet patch but made sure I put the wet side down so nobody notices.

I was quite nonchalant and letting drops fall on the carpet while walking and made my way to the dirty laundry to give it a bit of a personal pre-wash!

I carried on and let some more out on some folded laundry in a drawer before giving some work papers I had in my bag some wetting! It did a good job of soaking it up and some more dripped onto the carpet.

As I did not want to leave any evidence I finished up in the sink. It ended a bit tame but it is the most daring I have ever been. I am still buzzing from it!

I want to someday have a woman piss in my car.

I came very close a few months ago but she backed out last minute.

I had a failed naughty pee attempt this week.

I had an opportunity for a naughty pee and wanted to try peeing in a clothes drawer. I had the need but was pee shy. After a while I only managed to get a couple of drops out on my clothes before precum started to drip. I will have to try again another day.

This is a bit tame but I did my first carpet pee at home on a carpet that is going to be changed soon. I only let out a few drops as I was paranoid about getting caught but it dried quickly leaving no odour. I may try to give it a better soaking when I get a chance.

That sounds amazing! It must have been a really exhilirating experience for you. Thank you for sharing.

I hope you are able to get the car properly cleaned. Having seat covers on may not give enough air to the seat to prevent marks or further damage.

Thanks for sharing. It sounds incredible! Were your bedsheets stained too?

One of my favourite things is seeing a book being peed on and the pages being completely drenched. I had an opportunity today to try it myself.

I have been drinking a lot of water today with an intention of wetting a book. I grabbed an older dictionary that I was delaying throwing away and decided to use it as my toilet.

When the need arose I positioned myself so that the dictionary would catch the pee without falling onto the carpet underneath. It took me a while to get going as I was nervous and pee shy. I am not used to peeing anywhere other than the toilet and trying to aim in the book was getting me hard. After about 3 attempts I finally managed to get going. Initially I only dribbled. When I started to flow I realised the book would not capture all the pee and would have leaked onto the carpet. I stopped peeing and moved to the bathroom to avoid spillage. This allowed me to go freely without worrying about making a mess.

My pee started to flow properly and was splashing the book. It was too much for the book to contain flowed outside. It was quite a darker yellow pee which was surprising as I was well hydrated. The pee soaked the pages I was on and I could see the paper becoming translucent.

I finished off and took a picture before cleaning up the evidence. I am currently leaving the book to dry off before putting it away. Seeing how yellow my pee was there is no pee smell and that gives me confidence to try be more adventurous with pee. I always worry about evidence but I am a bit more comfortable trying carpet and other things if I ever get another opportunity.

This is a picture of the aftermath.

Wow that does sound like a hot encounter! I appreciate it is not for everyone but I am a foot guy so enjoyed all aspects of this. Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for the photo and story. It can almost pass for a drink!

Are you still checking this thread? Your links to stories are wonderful and your writing is a joy to read. I have skimmed through this thread to avoid asking you the same question twice. A few questions from me.

1. What would you say the best thing would be to do to help a child develop an enquiring mind? I know you are a teacher so wanted to know if you have any special tips

2. What is your favourite holiday destination?

3. What other cars have you owned apart from Suzy? Apologies if this has already been asked. I may have missed the response.

For the pervy questions.

4. Have you ever peed in or cooked with food?

5. What is current your favourite porn video. It may not be pee related.

I was on a training course recently. It was through Zoom due to covid and I was attending from home. During the lunch break I needed to pee a little but ran out of time. I thought I could hold it until a break so joined without peeing.

As the session went on I found myself growing more and more desperate. We were an hour in and I thought there will be a break any minute now. The trainer carried on with his presentation and after about 15 minutes the sensation to pee was overpowering. I could no longer concentrate on the training and was exploring options of relieving myself. I decided I was going to take the laptop to the bathroom with me (thank god we were all muted and had our cameras off)!

I carried my laptop with me to the bathroom only to find it locked. I could here my wife having a shower. I was out of luck. Being more and more desperate I was thinking of how to minimise damage. I would not be able to explain a naughty pee as my wife does not share the fetish and I did not want to sit in wet clothing. I considered peeing out the window but that would have left me too exposed.

I grabbed a nappy that was meant for our son and decided this would be the safest bet. I went to my bedroom and locked the door. I took off my underwear and held the nappy close to avoid making a splash. Seeing how desperate I was, it took a surprisingly long time to get going. It initially came out in spurts and I had to ease myself for it to flow. All this time I was paranoid of someone trying to come in.

I felt the nappy getting heavier and heavier but my bladder still felt full. It was much heavier than what my son's usually is and I was worried that it would leak. I decided to ease off a little and return to smaller spurts.

I stopped peeing with my bladder still quite full but I did not want to risk making a mess. This "stunt" stopped the urgency and provided much needed relief. I returned to my training. When the long needed break finally did come, my wife was finished with the bathroom and I emptied what was left. I must have peed for a solid minute so I was still very full!

It is definitely linked to humiliation for me. Being subject to the "waste" of someone else. Of course is is more degrading when you are receiving a golden shower or your belongings are being drenched.

When it is in public or not owned by a single person I see it as a form power play. Things like dressing rooms and public toilets. It is still linked to humiliation but not as strongly when there is a personal target. Apart from the person who has to clean them that is!

On 4/28/2022 at 10:42 PM, Alpian said:

I just can't get away from dreaming about women who accept damage to things in their quest for satisfaction through peeing. Not hardcore vandalism, or getting off on destroying things. But rather a woman who feels the empathy yet can't help herself, her desire, her longing the next giant orgasm, simply drive her beyond her sympathy and compassion and make her do things she knows are wrong.

This has been a recurring theme in my dreams and features in a number of my stories (many of them unwritten, sitting around in my mind for years, waiting to be typed). "Walk Home" (series) is a good example - but I haven't published the interesting chapters yet... I'm going to publish "Still Walking Strong" right after this post - it's the third chapter and fits the brief above.

A bit in the same vein, but different: I am fascinated by the idea of an assertive woman taking advantage of an inexperienced, younger woman, teasing her to do things she wouldn't normally have considered. There's this wickedness without being too mean, this corruption of a previously innocent soul, this abuse of confidence without going too far, this element of non-consent without becoming rape. This fine line only a cunning lady has the ability to tread without putting herself in a difficult situation. Well, just like "Bunker Break" maybe (on Literotica) or "Tribute to Gillian" (not yet published)?

Again another one: I'd love to discover a babysitter / petsitter / maid doing naughty peeing in her employees (my) place. The idea alone turns me on about a woman peeing on someone elses property. Unfortunately, I have neither babysitter not another lady visiting my place in my absence. But just think about it: Baby is sleeping, babysitter is bored and decides to pee into the potted plants. Or kids are playing in the garden, babysitter once again bored from watching as they leave the sandbox to play ball on the driveway - she slips her panties to the side and empties her bladder into the sand before following them. Or the maid is cleaning the house - and feels a tingling in her belly, indicating a full bladder. As the disinfectant is acting on the toilet bowls, she squats over the bucket and adds to the soapy water she uses mopping the floor... Little naughty acts that only become interesting by the fact that there's a kinky girl out there who gets off on it. Haven't written a story along these lines yet...

Interesting observation: Very often, my fantasies evolve beyond what I would normally find acceptable. Some chapters of my written stories push my personal limits and I can't enjoy them without being "prepared" by softer stuff. But it's this slow build-up when daydreaming / reading / writing for hours non-stop that finally yields the most amazing orgasms... Sometimes, I'm feeling guilty after the fact for indulging in these fantasies. But then they are just that: fantasies - and not intended to become reality.

Or, maybe?

 

@Bacardi: I tend to exclude myself from my fantasies, or simply act as a hidden observer. Make it female only 😛 . Also, it makes it hotter to imagine her/them being into these things without being enticed by a horny guy. In the case of your garage fantasy, I'd totally count it as a great fantasy to cum to - nothing wrong with having "someone else" do the forbidden act 😉

Having a woman in the care of my possessions or looking after the house for me when I am away is one of my fantasies. Discovering that my house has been pissed in different locations is such a turn on. It will be better if I keep finding piss stains or evidence for a while, like in a book case or under sofa cushions. I like the idea of having things I hold dear to be ruined by pee. Coming back to a cupboard full of damp clothes and a familiar scent! There are so many possibilities!

On a similar note having my car borrowed for a while by a woman. Having it being used as a toilet would be hot. Ideally it would be used by a woman who I know has a pee kink but no real evidence of the act. Not knowing if something has happened or not could push me over the edge!

Welcome to the forum. There are some great car peeing threads here and some amazing users sharing their stories and pictures.

Where is the first picture from?

I echo everyone else here. The pure tabooness of it makes it appealing.

There is a video on thisvid where a petsitter goes room to room and ruins a house but it is a private video. I cannot find a publicly available version of it but it is here https://thisvid.com/videos/evil-housecleaner-covers-every-room-in-golden-piss/

I am interested in how different people cleanup post pee. Of course some surfaces are easier than others to clean but what is your cleanup routine?

I only pee in places that can be washed down easily like a shower and I have once peed outside in nature so my cleanup is not that intense.

On 11/22/2020 at 11:12 AM, p1ssputz said:

I've said this before, but I'm into women and naughty peeing; peeing in places you shouldn't, or on this you shouldn't.

Unfortunately, I think that the word "naughty" has a lot of different connotations (many aren't naughty at all in my opinion) so I'll define what I like, but more importantly, I'll define what I don't care about, below:

• I don't really care much about toilet pissing. For me, that's as mundane as it gets, to the point of it not being a turn-on.
• Peeing outside doesn't count as "naughty" for me. Under certain circumstances, it can be okay, but in general, it's not what I'm looking for.
• Pee play or masturbation - doesn't really count as "naughty" in my book.
• Pee play with other people - same thing. Not naughty. (Girls peeing in guys' mouths - hot, especially unstaged, but not naughty.)
• Wetting - I understand that many people are into this, and I kind of get it in certain situations....but I feel like it's almost the opposite of "naughty". I dunno. By itself, it's not my thing. (Under certain circumstances, in real life, it could be better...but it would have to include the stuff I'm into, not just happen on its own. It also seems like more on an inconvenience than a convenience.)

What I'm mostly into:

• Peeing in places that you shouldn't. Some places are simply okay, like tiled floors, or sinks, or stairwells - kind of boring (to me), but okay. But what really gets me going is...
• ...peeing in places where you definitely shouldn't, like carpeted shop floors, or upholstered furniture, or inside of cars, or on public transportation, or into the plush seats at the movie theater (...or in private fitting rooms, or under restaurant booths at dinner, or on the carpet in a hotel elevator, or in an ice machine ir AC unit, or in the back of a taxi or into an airplane seat, or a photo booth...the list goes on and on and on) ...and doing so deliberately and discreetly without resorting to wetting. It's best if it's a real piss and not a few wimpy drops. (Sorry, TamTamSouth. I'm in your corner, but...)
• Also, making a mess.

As such, I'm a fan of models like Devil-Sophie, Lena Loch, and EbonyCandieGirl, and I love videos like the old one with The Cascade Kid (tall blonde, I forgot her name) where she pees a TON into a restaurant chair (it's a wetting video, but it counts for me because of the chair), that one Jezebel Napalm video where she desperately soaks the carpet under a fitting room seat, videos of furniture store pissing, and a lot of candid videos of women peeing in the middle of stores and stuff like that. There seem to be a lot of great hotel videos surfacing recently, so that's nice. (Also, @Catie_lee has popped up seemingly out of nowhere with content that I'd only dreamed about from some very ancient posts over on misterpoll.com, so I'll have to look into that.)

But yeah, that's what I'm into about this fetish; woman doing actual naughty pisses without really giving a fuck, and without resorting to wetting (not naughty, it's also an inconvenience depending on what you're wearing, and there's no chance of a clean getaway). That is hot. The rest just isn't the same for me.

I completely agree. Women pissing in places they should not without a care in the world is the thing that does it for me too. Especially if it is on a surface that absorbs the piss!

7 minutes ago, Sophie said:

Once again I've just had a lovely wee with my husband. Please let me know if you want more of these! or if you would prefer I shut up 🙃

I woke up about 9:30 this morning and after rolling over I saw my husband was already awake. We shared a little kiss, said good morning and cuddled for a while, just quietly talking while enjoying each others company and the warm bed. After about 30 minutes Mark quickly kissed me and said "I need to pee" before moving the covers away. I needed a wee as well so I climbed out of bed with him and we walked across the landing to the bathroom together, closing the door behind us.

I stood at the sink and watched out of the corner of my eye as he took aim and started a loud stream directly into the middle of the toilet water. It was a beautiful sight but at the same time it was making me need to pee even more. After getting out of bed my need to pee had increased significantly and now I was struggling to stand still. Mark must have noticed because he looked over at me and said "Not much longer sweetheart" I smiled and replied "Take your time, I'm enjoying it." After about 15 seconds his stream quickly died down to a trickle and then drips. With a couple of shakes he was back in his boxers and it was my turn.

We swapped places and I turned my back to the toilet, looking at myself in the mirror opposite as I pulled my pink boyshorts down to my knees and sat far back on the seat in one motion. Seconds later a deliccate tinkle filled the room as I began my first wee of the day, my nectar mixing with his in the bowl. I idly twirled my hair around my finger, making conversation with Mark washing his hands as I enjoyed the relief of my bladder draining. My morning wee always feels fantastic no matter how desperate I am. I went for around 30 seconds and as my wee started to fade away I turned to my side for the toilet paper, wrapping it around my fingers as I pushed out the last drops in two short trickles. I reached between my legs and wiped front to back before standing up, pulling up my shorts at the same time. Looking into the bowl before I flushed I could see rather dark yellow water, with some pink tissue floating on top. I joined Mark at the sink and I washed my hands and splashed my face with water. i wrapped my arms around him and gave him a kiss. "I'm going to make coffee. Do you want some breakfast?"
"That would be lovely babe" I kissed him again and left the bathroom, heading downstairs to the kitchen.

Quite a story! Please continue. I love these less outlandish interactions.

Hello!

I have been a lurker for a very long time on this forum and think it is about time that I start posting. I am a male based in the East Midlands that loves naughty pee. It's not really something that I indulge in myself but love the thought of.

I really like the openness and friendliness on this forum and hope to share some stories!

19 hours ago, Bladderlad said:

Did you think you wouldn’t make it?

I would not have stood a chance.

I needed to go before I left work but thought I could hold it until I arrived home. This was a mistake.

I hit traffic on the way home and I was bursting. I got about halfway home before realising I would not be able to hold and tried to find a public toilet to use. This was not easy to find and being in standstill traffic didn't help. I was literally bouncing up and down to avoid leakage.

I finally decided to pull into a quiet side street and hopped into the back seat making sure that there were no prying eyes. I took my water bottle and put the rim of the bottle around my knob. I also put a tissue around the rim to avoid making a mess and let go. My bottle filled extremely quickly but my bladder wasn't drained. However the pressure was gone and I was able to make it home before completely relieving myself.

On 7/31/2020 at 7:40 PM, ukpeegirl86 said:

Carpets first. Preferably not my own. Then hard outdoor surfaces. Then sand. I also like upholstered furniture (not my own) and peeing into rolled up towels between my legs. Very occasionally I will wet myself in little dribbles although I don't normally enjoy wetting. And sometimes I'll pee over dirty laundry before I put it into the washing machine. I'd love to sit in the seat of a car and pee into the seat like it was a toilet but I've never done this. Again I wouldn't do it in my own car. I did it once on a bus as a schoolgirl though but that's a story for another time.

I may be able to make the car fantasy a reality! Maybe once Covid is over.