Vassal

21 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

You need some 'Don't care' answers for those questions otherwise people cannot answer just the ones they do care about. Not everyone is bisexual!

I agree but answered all the male questions with my favorite color and items to wet. 😉

Sandals. 😛

On 8/16/2022 at 8:08 AM, tremayl said:

I despise high heels in the fetishes I enjoy. No reason to wear them or have them involved. 
 

 

I second this. I get that heels are a fetish but I hate the clop clop clopping around. Also some models straight up have trouble walking or posing with them on. Don't get me started on the lift fad of the early 00s. Not as bad but they just look goofy (thinking Sneaky Pee and Pee Devil).

The clopping also goes into overall poor sound design and capture. Nothing worse than wind noise, camera body noise and just failure to capture any dialog or sound well. Sure you have a 4k camera or an iPhone 29 or whatever they're at now, just pick up a mic and a dead cat if you're trying to sell a complete product.

There's actually a pee rag on the market that most of the hikers with pussies use. I think the idea is that it'll dry and sterilize in the sun. While my actual sightings are rare, you do see these on the packs and an occasional lady grabbing it to go off trail. Plus they come with fun colors and patterns.

https://kulacloth.com/pages/faqs

Happened upon this today, really wish day hikers we're better about cleaning up after themselves. There were also toilets not more than 100 feet from here!

On 5/15/2022 at 9:12 AM, glad1 said:

I've hiked with literally hundreds of people, both as part of a group as well as one on one. It's probably been with more women than men, certainly so among the latter category.

While most all would pee outside for convenience or necessity, I found a not so insignificant number would do so because they found it and liberating. Many times they'd bring along an extra water bottle or two and drink more than what was necessary just so they could make a couple extra stops along the way.

It's a common thing to hear from long distance hikers, women especially, that they hate being back in civilization because they can't pee anywhere they want. I know my bladder goes feral and it's all I can do to not piss in my shorts when I decide to pee.

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

As a frequent user of outhouses,  I wonder what caused this, likely some missed streams onto the wood. There are specific types of privies you should never pee in (composting toilets) that even have urine catchers at the front of the hole to catch any errant automatic pees when in use that divert to separate containers/pits. As if we all needed an excuse to not use a "proper" toilet. 

It's been far too long since I went to a beach in the summer. Last time I was walking on a beach and there wasn't really much cover, ended up kneeling by a dune with some waist high grass, pull my cock out and try to pee in the sand without getting my knees wet. If it's hot and I'm in my suit and swimming I'll usually just pee in the water through my suit. One of the last times I was on the beach I had a chair set up right at the waters edge and just kept peeing whenever I felt the need while keeping myself well hydrated. 

8 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Sounds great !    My usual go-to recommendation for questions like this is to Christen every room in a different way, which of course depends of the size and number of rooms you've got.

So, you've covered off the computer chair and walking outside...   Depending on your other interests (and whether you want to risk damage to floors or furnishings) there are of course options for kitchen pots, pans, jugs etc?,  self peeing in the bath or shower?

Also do you have any packaging left over from moving?  Cardboard boxes, wrapping film, that sort of thing?

Already taken care of I'm afraid, but you've inspired me to christen every trash bin in the house!

There also might have been an accidental drip trail leading to each one.

I've moved recently and have the house to myself again.  😈

Open to suggestions.

I've already peed myself on the way to check the mailbox and of course wet myself sitting on towels more than a few times at the computer watching plenty of girls naughtily peeing.

Wishing the warm weather would come back!

On 5/13/2021 at 7:03 AM, Alfresco said:

Here is a screenshot for anyone who doesn't have access (click on it to see a larger size):

 

Been watching the Expanse, glad for this spoiler in more ways than one. 🤣

You'll want to have someone absorbent. Even if you do full waterproof seat covers all that pee has to go somewhere in your car.

6 hours ago, Kupar said:

Maybe not cool, but rather lovely 1920s full height ceramic with beautiful tiled surround, at an art gallery in North West England

Love the step up, almost like it's inviting you to try to make the distance from there.

Just now, Vassal said:

Always loved when it's used in the "correct" way.

"D’Artagnan began by making his most splendid toilet."

It's just so, not sure of the right word to use, classical.

Although the example I'd like to use but don't really want to look up is one of the ladies from The Three Musketeers. I've always read older literature and Classics so I'm familiar with the archaic usage of toilet, but it was still a bit surprising to read something along the lines of Kitty or Milady going into their make-up closet to "do their toilet." Which really just means get ready for the day but you know where minds wander, and given the usage of chamber pots back in the day I bet she really would be peeing in there any way.

8 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Which is funny because "toilet" is itself a euphemism.

• Toilet: The process of washing oneself, dressing, and attending to one's appearance.
  ‘her toilet completed, she finally went back downstairs’

Always loved when it's used in the "correct" way.

"D’Artagnan began by making his most splendid toilet."

It's just so, not sure of the right word to use, classical.

Much more fun to stand.

23 hours ago, Simpfan said:

I like the idea of you setting up a vessel or area to pee in or on, but instead you deliberately overshoot or miss the target area. Like when you're on a toilet, but arch your piss over the floor forcefully instead. Or set up a container on the floor, but instead of pissing inside it, spray the outside of it instead. Try to get it everywhere but in the container. 

Good idea, kind of did that with the chamberpot but I've never really done it intentionally. Got me pretty excited. 

Even with the pee pads there was still a lot of splatter on the floor! Oh how I wish it was carpet.

Just from a leave no trace standpoint you shouldn't do it even if it dissolves in a few days. For me at least the fetish comes secondary to most things. I remember my disappointment after an extremely long day of hiking many miles to come to an extremely crowded campsite in the Smokie Mountains. After finding a semi-level spot for my tent I went off to go pee in the woods and the ground was just littered with toilet paper. Yeah it's hot thinking about all the women there squatting or standing to pee in the woods, in my mind all together 😉  but clean up after yourself. The campsite is going to be just as crowded the next day, and the day after that until the Winter. It's no one's responsibility but yourself to clean up after yourself. 

In one of the most remote and beautiful campsites I've ever been to had piles of shit and toilet paper in numerous places at tent sites. The privy was perfectly serviceable and didn't even smell. 

It takes years for toilet paper to fully degrade. They don't even want you burying it any more on the Pacific Crest Trail out West, you're supposed to pack it out.

https://blog.nols.edu/bust-leave-no-trace-myths

I know it's a kink for you voyeurs and I'm not trying to kink shame, but I wish people would clean up after themselves. Maybe start picking up after those lovely ladies? It'd give a great excuse for poking around pee spots and make you look like a hero and good person rather than a pervert.

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

My best guess is that pee probably became a dirty word sometime in our culture. That's how we got verbiage like "tinkle" and "water." I remember back in middle school a classmate of mine got in trouble for announcing to the class that she had to pee, and my teacher said "don't say that! Just tell me you have to go!" 

Oh right, sometimes forget how prudish people can be, especially with bathroom activities. It's a little different for those of us who do things like whip it out and piss on the floor or wet their pants. 

1 hour ago, DoctorDoctor said:

Does anyone know if the verb "go" is used in other languages for the same purpose?  (Meaning to pee).

It's used in the same way as in English in German at least. I'm forgetting all the right terms and case. Like "I went to pee," in German is "Ich pinkle gehen," which is the exact same in English except the verbs are positioned different due to the grammar rules of German. I want to say its the same in the Romance languages, but those have been a while. 

Whether or not Germans are using it as slang is another question. It'd be interesting since in English you conjugate "to go," while in German it stays as the infinite as "gehen" at the end of the sentence while "pinkeln," "to pee," gets conjugated. 

Though a native speaker please correct me if I'm wrong. It's been ages.

1 hour ago, Peeteller said:

Agreed, I definitely prefer to be soaked with my wife's pee then mine. But, in between her occasional mood to play, I've learned by peeing on my chest fully clothed helps soak it up. So I can do it with free will without worrying the fabric under me is going to get to saturated

One-time after I left out of an corner store while parked there in plan view of customers going in and out. I wanted to be a little more naughtier then just peeing on the floor, ( I have rubber mats) and I peed directly into the car seat enough times that It needed some time to recover. So I pulled my dick out and soaked my shirt right there in plan view ( No-one ) seemed to notice, it was still much enjoyable. Now when I got hm and got out, then looked back at the car sit, it was only a lil wet. From that point on, I added that act, to my toy box, especially if no one was hm when I arrived.

 

 

That's actually kind of clever albeit messy and the aftermath is probably a bit more noticeable.

Could modify it to tuck your dick up into your pants waist band underneath your shirt so nothing is exposed. Wonder how the physics would work and how much would end up in your pants anyway. 

Sounds like it's worth a try.

24 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Not only the go to a place....    but also the action too of course:

"I need to go for a wee", "I really need to go for a pee".

Maybe the 'go for' is a little superfluous in those sentences.  After all we could just say 'I really need to pee' but the full sentence implies a little embarrassment, a little element of something done in secret.  I could pee here, but modesty suggests I should only get naked in private to have a pee - unless of course we're going to be really intimate, and I'm going to share the act of peeing with you. 

I think you're right. It kind of goes into what really makes this fetish so hot, a private act being done out in the open, explicitly where it's not supposed to be done. The literal definition of taboo.