Vassal

11 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I visited Edinburgh Castle a few weeks ago - have been in the city scores of times, just never inside the Castle itself.   Many different elements of military museums there along with restored prison cells and the old privy as a building to view inside.  I so wanted to....

I definitely remember scoping out the castle toilets at St Andrews. Way too exposed though, in more ways that one. I was alone, sheltered and comfortable down in the tunnel.

On 7/29/2022 at 1:50 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

I don't think anyone has yet said 'in a cave'  or for that matter in a tree-house.

And I love the ones with the risk of being caught - whilst on a work call, whilst walking through a hotel corridor...

I peed in the siege tunnel at the castle in St Andrews!

On 1/20/2023 at 3:02 AM, AbbyPeePrincess said:

Ya for me too when I’m desperate the whole town can hear me pee. I have an innie pussy so I guess my labia doesn’t help with my hissing 

Forgive the pun but that sounds wonderful. Especially with how open you and your family is about peeing wherever they want, surely the whole house knows when you're pissing. Hopefully that doesn't make you feel self-conscious.

Usually all in one go. If I happen to be in a hurry that's led to sometimes more than one spurt which unfortunately is aimed at whatever happens to be in the way as I go to tuck my cock back in, usually a pant leg.

I do find it hot in videos when women are peeing and then find they had more in their bladder after they stopped for a bit. 

Also while it's the Northeast getting it right now, you have a decent chance of some once in a lifetime freak weather phenomenon happening while you're here which might give you some extra privacy in public.

lol it's San Francisco, you could take a dump on the street

That being said, wetting you could probably get away with, it's just an "accident," after all. There are some decent spots for public peeing by Fisherman's Wharf but that is the tourist area so you'd have to be careful. Even in the Summer I was able to find secluded spots and could have made it work if I wanted to. There's also loads of public parks and beaches along the water. Didn't travel much outside of that area to the armory though (which is where the BART is easiest to navigate on the Eastern side of the city).

I'd say a longer pee for sure but I've had times where I've nearly pissed myself and had just a regular or less than regular volume pee. Caffeine or alcohol may have something to do with that. Also notice it more when I'm intentionally filling up to have more pees.

On 1/27/2023 at 2:48 PM, Bacardi said:

I wish we had one just for peefans that talked about more than peeing lol. But I bet it would be a nightmare to mod for. 

As someone who is a long time member of another larger (non-fetish) forum I can tell you that nothing good goes on in Discord and nothing but drama and problems come from Discord.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/man-crushed-death-outdoor-urinal-london-96721694

A worker was working on one of those urinals that retract under the sidewalk in London when it activated and retracted. 

It's sad that this death could have been prevented by better safety precautions and if the homeless weren't vilified.

Though all I could also think of was this could have been prevented if peeing out in the open was more accepted.

If for some reason I'm using something shared I'll use incognito or since I'm a lot older than incognito, I'll delete browsing history or cookies. On my phone I'll do the same just so when I pass the phone off to someone there's no autocomplete for the letter "p," nor is there a chance to accidentally stumble upon anything.

On my personal computer? I stopped worrying about privacy in regards to porn long ago. If someone wanted to use it to search for something online, I'd just open a different browser. Still use a VPN and porn specific emails tho.

Incognito does not hide your history, it only deletes it locally. Your ISP and various websites know your history. If you were really worried about scrubbing all history you should bbe using a TOR browser and VPNs 

Yes, of course. My childhood room faced a wooded area and I'd sometimes remove the screen and pee out the window without a care, though it was a bit high.

A user here managed to convince me (not much work needed tbh) to pee out my window when I lived in a city. My bedroom faced an alley and you could touch the other wall easily so it was a two for one piss! Usually only did it when it was raining in the dead of night since my landlord had a matching window right below. That window was a great height to pee out of too, just had to open her up, pull out my cock and go.

Sorry to double post but I'm now reminded of a story told to me by a veteran hiker about a hiker from his year. Doesn't involve pee but it does open up the floodgate for peeing. The hiker had a tarp tent with no floor and there was a storm out. As any thru-hiker will tell you, when you have to poop, you sometimes have no time. So this hiker just pulled up his ground cloth, dug a hole, did his business, buried it and put his ground cloth back like nothing happened. 

Sounds like the dream for peeing, you probably wouldn't even need to dig a hole if you aimed to pee out a corner or something, but you'd have to be mindful of the ground cloth.

Incidentally Tyvek (polyethylene house wrap) makes for a GREAT lightweight, foldable, inexpensive compact ground cloth. It's waterproof and very durable. Would make for some great DIY waterproofing layers for seats or spots you want to pee on but don't want to ruin. It does crinkle but apparently you can throw it in the washing machine to soften it up.

On 5/16/2022 at 6:40 AM, Alfresco said:

I used to go camping on some weekends away for kayaking and I used to have a tent which was just a two man tent with a short porch where I used to keep things like boots/shoes and the stove for boiling the kettle.  I always put them to one side and left the other side clear.  Then, if I needed to pee in the night of first thing in the morning I would simply crouch in the porch on the clear side and pee onto the ground (the tent was too low to stand, so crouching was the only option.  I normally camped in my own tent alone, but one time someone came with me.   I used the porch to pee as normal but he thought it was a weird thing to do and couldn't believe I was peeing within my tent.   I told him it just soaked away, saved getting dressed and walking to the toilets and avoided anyone else seeing. He kind of saw the logic, but he never took up that solution.

Another tent I had was even smaller and opened on the side, so I would just unzip along the bottom of the door, have a quick look through the gap to see nobody was about, then stick my dick out of the door whilst laying on my bedding and pee out through the gap.  Even if people were around, it would be impossible to notice when it was dark and I even used it first thing in the morning when it got light.

When I was much younger, the family would go camping and we had a big frame tent (the type that were really heavy and bulky before all this modern lightweight poles and materials.   It had two bedroom areas and a large living area.   We used to have a bucket in the corner which we all used (including Mum and sister), then in the morning it was Dad's job to chuck it in the hedge.

Backpacking is my passion so I've got small one man tents. One of these days I'm gonna splurge and get one with two vestibules. One of my hiking buddies had one while he hiked solo and said anytime he needed to pee he'd just roll to the one vestibule he wasn't using for gear, pull out his cock and just go! I could theoretically do this with the one vestibule but I've got gear in it and need to exit and enter without tracking anything (like piss or piss mud) in. Plus I hate having the vestibule fully closed as it limits precious airflow as well I consider it just generally anti-social behavior (though I am a bit of an exhibitionist so take that with a grain of salt). 

On 12/9/2022 at 3:00 AM, Sexismygod said:

I think it best to leave the kid out of it.  I, for one, have zero interest in imagining a kid peeing or even thinking about it.

Let's stick with the adults, please.

This 💯

Always down for that, both doing the instructing and being instructed on where to pee. Though just the words, "I want you to pee..." is hot enough without even completing the sentence.

The blindfold idea sounds hot too.

This might be a repeat but good none-the-less.

No mutual peeing on each other option?!

Always had these on my mind but keeping it clean would be more than what it's worth, even beyond defecation. It'd be fun tho

I was trying to figure out what the structure built into the corners of buildings like cathedrals were called and stumbled upon this article about Henry VIII.

https://www.history.com/news/royal-palace-life-hygiene-henry-viii

Some choice quotes

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But without a doubt, the most pressing health concern was caused by the dearth of waste disposal options in an era before reliable plumbing. “Feces and urine were everywhere,” Eleanor Herman, author of The Royal Art of Poison, says of royal palaces. “Some courtiers didn't bother to look for a chamber pot but just dropped their britches and did their business—all of their business—in the staircase, the hallway, or the fireplace."

Many of the rules laid down by the King indicate that his battle against the advancing grime was a losing one. To keep servants and courtiers from urinating on the garden walls, Henry had large red X’s painted in problem spots. But instead of deterring men from relieving themselves, it just gave them something to aim for. Calls for people not to dump dirty dishes in the hallways—or on the King’s bed—seemed to fall on deaf ears.

Despite its reputation for magnificence, life at Versailles, for both royals and servants, was no cleaner than the slum-like conditions in many European cities at the time. Women pulled up their skirts up to pee where they stood, while some men urinated off the balustrade in the middle of the royal chapel. According to historian Tony Spawforth, author of Versailles: A Biography of a Palace, Marie-Antoinette was once hit by human waste being thrown out the window as she walked through an interior courtyard.

Even managed to find this video of a medieval public urinal in Belgium.

Urine deflectors are the word I was looking for:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/urine-deflectors-of-fleet-street

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector

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... in London a man may sometimes walk a mile before he can meet with a suitable corner; for so unaccommodating are the owners of door-ways; passages and angles, that they seem to have exhausted invention in the ridiculous barricadoes and shelves, grooved, and one fixed above another, to conduct the stream into the shoes of the luckless wight who shall dare to profane the intrenchments.

On 1/7/2023 at 10:11 AM, GenericUsername said:

That’s a reason I would love to experience the 70s or 80s. No chance of being caught. It would also allow me to take nude walks around the neighborhood at night, something that can’t be done anymore because of ring cameras.

My new neighbors have a ring camera and I like to have naughty pees on that side of my house. It was a relatively safe place to even be bottomless/naked for the extra thrill.

Even without the exhibitionism and penchant for naughty outside pees, I find the ring cameras to be a nuisance.  Even in the sleepy suburbs it's impossible to go anywhere now a days without being recorded or trackable in some manner. A lot of security as a whole being thrown out for temporary selfish protection of property. In the US the police can access ring camera footage without a warrant as they please. Not to mention busy-body Karens just looking for any "threats" to their property aka anyone nearby they deem doesn't belong, which would include us but more so black and brown people.

I decided to fill a niche by writing stories I'd like to read, which are fun to think of and create on my end. A lot of it is just unfulfilled fantasies and I try to weave in some real experiences I've had, either in sightings or something I've done myself.

41 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Okay guys. Today is the day 😤 I'm filling up and having a minute long pee! 

You can do it!

I've been eyeing this kind of swimsuit for a long while now. It's a pattern changing suit that changes the pattern from flat to topo lines when it gets wet. I of course instantly thought of how fun it would be to wet in. The idea of intentionally wetting something that would be clear (at least to us) that you're wetting them was super naughty, especially since most of my wetting shorts and pants are black to hide it. I even started losing control the moment I stepped into the tub.

 

I even found a bonus after I finished wetting myself, the liner isn't white like all the other swim trunks I've owned, they're grey instead and managed to get stained in a perfect outline of my cock and balls: