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14 hours ago, Chrissy89 said:
No other places you can experiment?
@Chrissy89— you always seem to read my mind. Whenever I see a post that I strongly agree with or think, “Oooh that’s hot” or anything that makes me laugh, I check who posted it and I’m like, “Of course it’s Chrissy… like, WHO ELSE would it be?” ♥️♥️♥️ Always on the same page…
@Bacardi I am so sorry about your predicament. 😞 but I was wondering the same; Would you feel comfortable using a container of some sort? When my water was off due to a broken pipe, I stocked up on those giant jugs of water from my local grocery store and I’d even pee in the bathtub or standing above my shower drain and then I use The Pink Stuff brand shower foam cleaner (it’s like a spray foam) and it’s amazing. I’d spray my shower floor, let it sit, and then using water from the jug (which I boiled in my kettle and then mixed with some room temp water so it wasn’t scalding), I rinsed everything down! Quick and easy!
I would wake up needing to pee quite badly and one time I ended up peeing in a large cup next to my bed (I thought it would be large enough), but I accidentally filled it to the top and kept peeing waterfalls over the edges since I wasn’t quite awake enough to have had a backup plan. 😅 Oops.Something that works wonders if you’re a “naughty neat freak” like I am… CLUB SODA. If I pee on my carpet by accident (or accidentally on purpose…) I’ll use a paper towel to soak up the pee first, then I pour club soda over the entire area that I made a mess of. I let it sit for a few minutes, then take a towel (or disposable towels — considering that your laundry isn’t working), and soak up the club soda. I’ll repeat that again or use a carpet cleaner if I really need to, but it’s great to have on hand for a quick fix if you need one! If anyone needs cleaning product recommendations, oh boy, do I have some good ones! I’ve noticed a fair amount of group members are from the UK, hence why I mentioned The Pink Stuff, because it’s a UK-based brand and it’s internationally available. They have some GREAT deals on Amazon too. If you can get the whole lineup of products at a discounted rate, just go for it. You won’t regret it.
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On 1/13/2023 at 3:55 PM, gldenwetgoose said:
You can’t go wrong with The Cure!! Just Like Heaven is one of my all-time favorites. Also, New Order seems to naturally follow from there. And maybe even a little VNV Nation if I’m feeling a little mysterious. But if I’m looking for something a little more peppy or maybe stronger on the instrumental side of things (I love a good drum fill), then maybe I’ll move into The Postal Service or Modest Mouse to transition into more modern stuff, eventually, if that’s what I’m wanting.
But The Cure just puts me in a mood. And that mood involves me feeling compelled to listen to only 80s music all day. But that’s pretty standard for me, so I’m not complaining…-
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I totally understand that desire but the only time I’ve really gotten the chance to do this was because I was preparing to move and so I’d purchased a new bed, new mattress, mattress topper, etc. and knew that the whole set-up I was currently laying on would only be around for a few more days…
I was having trouble falling asleep and realized that I definitely drank too much water before getting in bed. I considered getting up and walking to the bathroom, but I thought to myself that I very easily could stay right where I was. After all, this would be one of only a few nights that I’d be in a bed that I could just pee all over if I wanted to and not have to worry about cleaning anything up.
That logic was solid enough to convince me. 😂 I was only wearing a T-shirt and I didn’t have underwear on to start with, but I was liking the feeling of desperation and I wanted to hold out a little so that I could reward myself with a long, warm, and strong stream. As a way of teasing myself, though, I held my legs together tightly and pushed myself deeper into my mattress topper and just closed my eyes and let some decent streams flow directly into my sheets. I could feel the mattress topper get warm as a little puddle formed right under me and that made me want to just keep on going…
It felt so good that I kicked off my duvet entirely, let my legs spread apart and rest back down casually but with my knees bent a little more so that I could really angle my hips the way I wanted. At this point I was just loving how hot it felt to do what I wanted to do in my own space without any reservations. I used my fingers to direct the next stream of pee up into the air and the feeling of it splashing back onto me was super hot. I admittedly got a little carried away because I was feeling so chill and relaxed. So I wasn’t exactly careful about how loud my hot pee was hissing… or about where exactly I was aiming… but it was all good. Only let a few long streams actually reach the floor haha
But it didn’t matter anyway because I wasn’t worried at all about making a mess. I was just enjoying that moment of being casual and lazy and peeing all over just because I could.
I wish I had more opportunities to do things like that, without too much foresight or being worried about cleanup. All I had to do was just roll over to the other side of my bed and it was clean and dry!10/10, hot AND convenient.
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Peeing in a bus seat
in Pee Talk & Questions
Posted · Edited by ProfessionalPisser
This is a bold move and I’m into it. I’d love to hear more stories.
I’ve only peed on a movie theater seat and I was with a friend in the very back. I had to pee and she dared me to pee on the seat, so I did. She did it too and then we just moved down a row… very low risk of being caught, actually. Next time I’m on a bus, though, I’ll be thinking of this!
added a gif of me, making a nice puddle on a couch, as an apology for not having a bus seat pee story.