Peesfully

On 6/14/2023 at 6:31 PM, Bacardi said:

 Like one of my favorite porn videos which features a man walking up to a girl while she eats breakfast and just pees on her…

@Bacardi, I loved that but can’t remember where I saw it. Can you remind me? Thanks! Wish there were more like that one.

Did a few restroom pees lately in restaurants, nothing special. In one, splashed walls on both sides of a urinal, hidden from view from a guy in the stall. In another (unoccupied), splashed on wall of stall, on sides of urinal, and a big puddle under the sink. Risked someone opening the door, but no one entered.

Nice strong spurts there!

I would have loved to see the “soaking bed” get soaked.

Mine would to be to attend a Peefans convention in a hotel, where we could meet and mingle with each other, have eye contact, get to know each other. Hopefully with at least a hundred people. In a fantasy world we could all pee wherever, in meeting rooms, hotel rooms, restaurant, elevator, wherever… in the real world we’d have to be careful to not trash the place but we’d figure out ways to be totally stealthy, like casually peeing in the corridors, meeting rooms, or restaurant in the hotel next door!

My wife has reported women’s rooms with lots of pee on the floor — not sure if deliberate or accidental. And I’ve seen puddles in men’s rooms though rare. Small wet areas near the urinals are the norm.

I always splash the walls at a urinal unless there is someone close by. If all alone, I piss-mark the walls all over but not enough to make puddles. Sometimes I’ll make puddles under the sink, and if there happens to be a carpet or mat in the room I’ll give it a thorough soaking.

Once I used a women’s room at a gas station (only one available), straddled the toilet facing away from the wall, and peed straight onto the floor, to suggest that a woman had done that while seated. Wish I knew what others thought when they saw that puddle!

Welcome to a great bunch of folks... glad you consider the subject a "passion"!

As a guy, I find skirts are not only great fun to wear for their own sake, but they make stealth peeing very easy. All I have to do to get ready is to pull panties to the side so the penis is ready to use with no hands required. Also I make sure the skirt is not in a position to get wet.  This method makes it possible to pee under tables without detection, even if in view of a camera.  Also you can raise the hem of a skirt in front and pee, if people or cameras are behind you, and no one will know that your front is exposed.

Wearing short loose shorts is almost as good, as the penis can emerge from a leg hole and pee while I'm sitting. I have to put my hand down there to get it in the right position, but that can be done while putting a napkin in my lap. I can also pee out a leg hole while standing (if the shorts are short enough), for example while getting a drink from a dispenser when no one is looking my way.

15 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

As a non-naturist, I had some questions about the nudist gatherings...

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As a non-naturist, I had some questions about the nudist gatherings. Do people talk about why they do it? I understand the feeling of freedom…are there other reasons? Maybe a sensory aversion to fabrics, or heating/cooling issues their bodies have? Is it a spiritual thing?

At naturist gatherings, we all know why we go so there's no point discussing it. It's like asking football fans why they go to watch football games. Sometimes we talk about those reasons in the context of talking to non-naturists and enlightening them (just a few of the reasons are: feeling of air and water on the body, comfort in warm weather, removing the clothing "facade" that categorizes the image clothes create (i.e. making us all equal), body acceptance (being happier in our own skin and not ashamed or our image, and accepting others as equals without critiquing other's bodies), being more true to ourselves, feeling one with nature, negating the public perception that nudity = sex, and simply having fun doing everyday things without clothes. The only familiar case of "sensory aversion to fabrics" is our dislike of wet bathing suits when we're done swimming.
 

When naturists speak to each other, do they look at each other’s bodies too? Is it acceptable to comment or or compliment each others bodies? 

Naturally, we look at our faces most of the time while talking, but of course we take the whole image in without staring. Some draw attention to their bodies with tattoos, jewelry, piercings, etc. which do invite comments, but complimenting or commenting on body parts is usually avoided.
 

Can you only gather in warm weather? 

Of course not! Sometimes at gatherings the weather gets cold or rainy... we just put on clothes! NBD. WHen it gets cool we'll have a mixture with some nude, some fully dressed, some topless, and some bottomless but wearing a top. We sometimes have get-togethers at people's houses in the winter, in which case the heat is usually turned up enough for people to be comfortable nude.
 

Where do you keep your car keys if nude?! 😆 

If you don't have a purse, picnic basket, bag, etc. you can use an elastic bracelet that attaches to your key, or wear a Tilley hat, which has a little velcro-closed compartment in the top of it.

Do naturists hug? Or just shake hands? 

Annual gatherings (in different parts of the US) often attract many of the same people year after year, so we get to make lots of friends that we see yearly. We friends almost always hug ("Hey, great to see you again!"). The very first time I hugged another man nude was a strange feeling, but unremarkable thereafter.  Shaking hands is pretty rare!

 And…the thing I struggle to fathom most…how does one suppress sexual desires in group of naked strangers? We are programmed to be aroused by nakedness. How on earth do you switch that off??!! 

Society does indeed program us to believe that nude = sex. But in a group setting, getting aroused, such as an erection, is exceedingly rare. For one, our brains are reacting to lots of sight and sound input and it's hard to focus on erotic thoughts. I have tried to summon an erection amongst attractive women and it's just about impossible for me.  Another reason is that talking, playing games, hiking, partaking in workshops, etc. while nude is just normal activity for me at the gatherings, and sex or eroticism just aren't in the picture.  I like looking at nude women and like interacting with them, but sexual thoughts are not in my mind. Very occasionally, a man might get an erection, but we all carry towels to sit on so there is always something near to cover it up with!
 

Sorry, maybe dumb questions, but I am open to learning. I love sub-cultures. 

All I can say about that is, just give a clothing-optional beach or a naturist resort or a naturist gathering a try! It's fun! There's plenty of googling awaiting you on the web.

As a few of you have said, pee into the sink while brushing teeth. If it doesn't go in the shower, it goes in the sink.

In my experience, naturists do not pee openly.  For example, on a nude hike, people go off the trail several feet and discreetly pee, just like they would do if clothed. In many visits to naturists festivals I've never seen anyone pee, except very rarely outdoors in the dark. It's still possible to stealth pee with others around, for example while sitting on the grass.

Card-carrying naturists (it's sometimes mysterious where they carry the card!) also believe that sex does not belong on nude beaches. Many clothing optional beaches have closed because open sexual behavior outraged people and local law enforcement and local governments. We don't want to lost those precious free beaches so we adhere to an etiquette code that prohibits open sex, prohibits taking photos without permission, prohibits "hitting on" women, etc.  We want to keep naturist beaches family-friendly. Find the Naturist Society Foundation to learn more.

As a kid, I loved peeing in long trough urinals in sports stadiums. They still exist at Wrigley Field in Chicago.

I never heard of a bar urinal before. On a few occasions I have peed from my seat at the bar, out the leg hole of shorts, onto a wood or tile floor.  Had to make sure there was no one behind me who could see it.

On 12/1/2022 at 11:39 PM, Ms. Tito said:

They should bring them back for gay/lesbian bars.

Side comment: lesbian bars are known as Her-She Bars...

Peeing a full bladder under the table at restaurants. Also peeing a full bladder while talking to someone close by but they can't see what you're doing... such as at the order window at a restaurant or in front of a counter when the other person is behind it.

Have you ever done a nonchalant pee in the kitchen while making dinner or washing dishes?

If you like the idea of peeing in cars, go to toiletstool.com/toilet and search the forum for "carmom" between 2010 and 2013. She and her daughter, and many of their friends and even strangers, peed countless times in her car.

I wouldn't spoil a classic car, however!

Has anyone tried mixing a can of condensed soup with a can of pee instead of a can of water?  Just a thought...  Maybe pea soup.

21 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

That’s much riskier because they all got security cameras. If you wanna walk naked in the hallway and piss, then go back to 1970 😢

But it can be done wearing clothes. Guys can face away from a camera, pretend to be checking their phone, while peeing out the fly of a pair of shorts. Gals can let pee run down their legs under a skirt. Almost certainly, no one is watching all those camera feeds in real time. And if they are, each camera view is a tiny image on a multiple image screen. The footage is there in case a crime or other problem happens and they need to go back and check it.

— under furniture, always pretty safe.

— in a sofa-bed: after pulling out bed, see if you can move the head of the mattress and pee in that space. If the floor under there gets wet no one will know.

— every surface in a bathroom, or on a hard surface floor. You can easily clean those with a towel.

— use a mattress protector and pee in bed. You won’t be charged for wet sheets, but a wet mattress may cause problems. You could leave the protector there, which would show the staff that you cared about not damaging the mattress.

— some have suggested peeing the bed and then flipping the mattress before checking out… I haven’t tried this to see if it works.

— curtains, sure, unless your pee is smelly.

— drawers, if you like, but you can also remove the drawers and pee into the dresser where they were.

— public areas: any carpeted areas where there aren’t cameras. Or on the floor next to an ice machine where it would look like a water leak.

Ponds, ocean, pools, yes I have.  But never in a hot tub.

...and very nice nails as well!