JohnnyS

Since I don’t have a car anymore - no i don’t. And didn’t in my previous vehicle. 

however I’m known to always carry a set of tissues with me

But as stated by others: I’d rather lend out my tongue than a tissue 😉 

A warm and wet welcome

You’ll find a friendly and active community here, which is probably more personal and talkative than over at Reddit 

So in at the Swimmingpool I usually pee in the shower no matter what. If it’s too crowded - which is usually not the case - I’ll try to mask it and pee through my swimwear 

the gym is a bit different. I enjoy pissing in the shower when I’m alone but I’m always afraid someone might get in and notice. There are only four showers side by side and when someone else is there I hold it. Sometimes u til I’m home if it’s too busy at the gym. 

Greetings fellow German 

Nice to see some young folks from us here 🙂

On 4/19/2022 at 8:57 PM, SandyEggo said:

Super hungover today on a work trip, so I'm just working from the hotel room all day. About to piss in the shower for the third time this morning. I'm on the 17th floor and have been considered pissing out the window... anyone ever done that?

I did pee out of a very high floor in a high-rise hotel in Vienna. Was quite fun but also difficult since it was a very shallow window just do let some air through. And being November standing in front was quite cold. 

So i rather did some naughty peeing in the hotel room itself

6 hours ago, Big Bear said:

This one happened later on in the evening around the time that bars were starting to close. I was hanging around the town square checking out the crowds when a couple came up the road and caught my eye. They were an older couple, maybe late 40s early 50s,  and it was the woman who caught my attention for a good reason. She was a stunning blonde with a great figure for her age and curves in all the right places. A fact which would have peaked my interest as it was, however it was her outfit that had me checking her out.

Usually when I see older ladies out for the night, either in town or at work, they usually dress more conservatively. However this woman was giving the young girls a run for their money in a little white lace boob tube top and some tiny little denim shorts. Clearly she knew she had a great body and wanted to show as much of it as possible and as they walked past I wasn’t the only one checking her out. They wandered along the road and turned into the alley where the nightclub was and out of sight. 

I decided to head down to the church and see how the street was looking, guessing it would be getting busy again as the bars closed up. I went and stood at the bottom of the church steps watching along the street and after about five minutes I spotted the couple walking back down the main road. They stopped halfway down and spoke to a couple of street angels who pointed them down towards the bottom of the road. The couple made their way down and headed to the bar on the corner only to come straight back out, I guessed they had stopped serving. They made their way back up and turned onto the street and walked along checking the bars as they went before disappearing down the side street further along.

I went back to people watching and forgot about them until about fifteen minutes later I spotted them again slowly walking back along the street. They looked in the takeaways as they passed but carried on and then crossed over and joined the small queue for the cash machine. I wasn’t paying them any attention until I saw the woman standing to one side with one hand between her legs holding herself and as I watched I noticed her gently bobbing on the spot, clearly needing to pee. As her man started using the machine she stayed off to the side still holding herself and occasionally crossing her legs. I just watched her enjoying the sexy sight of her unashamed pee dancing and once her man had finished, they crossed over the main road and headed towards me. I assumed she would go into the churchyard so she could find a spot to relieve herself, however they walked past me and went and sat on the bench at the top of the steps.

The guy got on his phone and ordered a taxi and then they sat there waiting. I kept glancing round and found the woman sitting on the bench, one hand firmly clamped between her legs which were both bouncing in rhythm. The fact that she was clearly desperate but was just sitting waiting was very enjoyable and I wondered whether she would end up having to have a sneaky squat before they left or if she was going to hold it till throughout her taxi ride and wait till she got home. Either option was a sexy outcome at that point. However I didn’t take into account option number three.

As I stood thinking about the first two options I glanced round and found she had scooted to the edge of the bench and had spread her legs open and was starting to pee through her shorts. At first it was a slow trickle but as she relaxed into it it quickly got faster and soon had a waterfall running off the bench onto the ground below her. At first I was shocked that she was just wetting herself but soon realised given how short her shorts were really she was only getting the thin bit of fabric between her legs wet, not her whole shorts, so really when she stood up nothing would be visible, quite a genius idea on her part really, plus a very enjoyable sight watching her do so.

I didn’t want to just stare as much as I would have loved to so kept sneaking glances at her until she finished and once she had she reached down and quickly wiped off her thighs, closed her legs and scooched back on the bench like nothing had happened. Eventually their taxi arrived and they headed off. I checked her out as she walked past and luckily for her it had worked out as her shorts showed no evidence she had peed in them. Though I did like the thought that her knickers would be wet underneath.
 

Well I’d like to think that maybe she might be one of us. There would have probably been some other possibilities to relieve herself - depending on the length of the shorts, might also have been able to pull them aside. Great sighting defenitely

Oh I can relate to letting go on a bath mat - but I never understood waiting outside the shower for it to get warm. Does it take like minutes? Wherever I lived it was a matter of seconds and then I just stand in some corner not to get wet by cold water

Thats a very great story. Especially the part that your sister was constantly around and unaware. I wonder if this fact added to your experience? 
 

Me being in your situation for sure I know it would get my naughty senses tingling

On 8/30/2022 at 9:31 AM, Peenicks said:

Beauregard would never! He's a respectable and kind bear, and a great cushion for my computer chair (took his snout out from under my crotch for this pic)

But his nose looks so innocent. But then again that's what makes it good probably

For me it's probably Furniture in some old server room at work. I knew it was visited quite rarely and there was a cushioned chair at one spot. 
The server room had become more of a closet anyway and was becoming quite littered so I figured I'd give it a go

Hi guys, 

so the last couple of years I really enjoyed peeing all over my apartments, not only while living alone, but especially then. I've peed on carpets, chairs, into plants, on the floor and more. 

Now for half a year I own two cats and I stopped this behavior. Initially I stopped all naughty peeing around the house, since I felt that the cats would invade my privacy but by now I have gone to peeing into sinks and sometimes even some containers as well. 
What I really do miss though is just peeing on the floor, on my carpets, onto my bed and other furniture. But I really have some big worries there. 

Not only do I want to spare my cats from walking through or sniffing my pee. I also have the big fear that my cats will pickup on my behavior and start peeing around the flat as well. 
Having my older cat pee in my beanbag twice I know, it is a horrible experience. The smell is so distinct and difficult to get rid of. And they say, if they start once they might never stop. 

My cats are both male, the oldest one now almost a year old and castrated, the younger one is just becoming five months old. 

Do you guys have any experience with similar situations? Do you have some advice? It's basically not possible for me to reduce my naughty peeing to some place only I am allowed, because my flat is not too big and the cats are allowed in every room. 

Or maybe I don't have to worry at all? I mean after all they didn't start peeing into my toilet yet 🙂

Well I'm from the Midwest of Germany. There seem to be or at least were some people around North-Rhine Westphalia but I suppose no one from around town is active here

Hey guys, 

I need some advice or have an open question regarding peeing in public swimming pools - specifically outdoor ones. 
(Btw I hope this is the correct term - I also found lido but haven't heard that before - In Germany we just call it Freibad)

So I was at an outdoor swimming pool today and spend there roughly six hours - equipped with plenty to drink since the weather forecast was 34°C (93°F for you non metric guys)
I already had to pee as I arrived, but since I wanted to get some work done as well, I quickly changed and did my business in the urinal - how boring!

After some writing on Articles I went for the first swim which was very refreshing and quite nice since it was just about lunchtime and barely anyone was in the waters
I went for some writing again, and drank quite a lot in the meantime. Already feeling my bladder filling up I was wondering whether to let it go just there on the grass but since my shorts were already dry and there were to many people nearby to just whip it out, I first went for another swim. In the water I was pondering to pee in the pool as probably many people do. On the one hand I found it not that exiting anymore and I also didn't want other people having to swim in my pee - though the pool still wasn't very crowded, I did not feel like it. 

So back at my spot on the grass I really needed to go. But I obviously did not want to pee on my towel and have it pee soaked the whole day. So I sat next to my towel and started to let it go slowly. Feeling the warmth spread was such a  nice feeling and it did turn me on as well. But then I stopped for whichever reason. Noticing that I had an elderly couple about 5 meters next to me, a man around 30 also 4 meters behind me another elderly  couple in front of me about 10 meters and a family currently without kids  12 meters ahead. 

At this point I just hoped and waited for some people to go away into the water maybe but nothing like that happened, except the guy behind me went for a swim. I just couldn't get over my anxiety of being too obvious sitting directly on the grass and not on my towel. This would obviously also take some time because my bladder was quite full and I had to let it out slowly so it wouldn't hiss or shoot through the fabric of  my Shorts. After another couple of minutes waiting, I figured my shorts were to dry so a wet patch would appear and the people around me wouldn't leave soon either so I headed for the toilets again. 

Later that day towards closing time, I wanted to try peeing on the grass again but the pool had gotten more and more crowded. My situation thereby became worse. more people in sight and less chance of being unnoticed. I went for another swim, hoping when getting back maybe the first people would leave but that was not the case. at least not where I was placed. My plan now was to wait until the pool would close, but since I also wanted to change in the cabins again I had to be aware as to not be the last person to stand in line right before the gates would be shut. So I waited and waited. 

My situation didn't get better so I decided to call it a day, change and head out. However by now I really had to pee so I chose the next parking space near the forest which was on my way, parked there and stood besides my car for a pee. It took ages. I had to go so bad! While I was busy a young women came driving by and I wondered whether she saw me and liked what she saw - I will never now

Okay sorry this became more a story than a question so Here you go: 

Where do you guys go for a pee in such places - the water ass most convenient place? The grass or bushes for thrill (though bushes are always somewhat obvious) or boringly in the facilities?

For your patience I took a pic of my aftermath today 🙂

Being Late to the committee, have a warm and wet welcome

always great to have some fresh blood here 😉

On 2/4/2022 at 11:25 PM, Nia said:

Thanks! Hmm, it’s a difficult reality I’d say. The desperation from holding is definitely nice, but the idea of public peeing also gives a thrill, especially the idea of being mischievous with it. Kinda ashamed to admit it, but hey, it is what it is.

Welcome you 🙂

Mischievous is the best kind 😉 don‘t mind peeing somehow somewhere one’s not supposed to

Welcome *yvind (How ever to write and pronounce the first letter) 

Well If women beg, you gotta give em 

Welcome and sei herzlich gegrüßt 
I bet you‘ll find something for fun here 😄

On 10/18/2021 at 3:29 PM, owlman76 said:

I remember hearing once from someone a story that I was unable to confirm that he used to drink in a really rough bar, rough but extremely busy. It was he had told me so busy at certain times that the two girls behind the bar were unalbe to get off to use the toilet and it was common practice, in fact the owner actually encouraged them to just relieve themselves as they worked! On more than one occasion a girl had just let go in her undies as she pulled pints, nobody batted an eyelid, I suppose that A) they had no idea, and B) it was the type of place where all they were bothered about was getting their drinks.

Wow that sounds really hot. Would love to witness something like that. I suppose in a bar like this, quite some luiqids get spilled and the occasional pee does not really matter 😄

Regarding the part of not being able to pee at the job (knowing that it was quite the headline with amazon workers a while ago) I think it is actually a human rights violation of some sort to not letting the workers off to pee. In my understanding dening the basic need to go pee is an actual form of torture and can face serious consequences for the employer

On 3/1/2021 at 7:16 AM, beachmom said:

Actually, many young men, or lets say people with dicks, are becoming more timid about peeing openly these days. While women have become much bolder about it, men are becoming more hesitant. What young guys don't seem to realize is that people expect men to take advantage of their physical abilities wherever possible and moms more so than anyone. No mom wants to look for a restroom for a person who doesn't need to use one.

I think what many young men focus on (at least thats the case for me) is, that we are constantly confronted with the possibility of bothering or even offending someone. I’ve gotten very careful since I don’t want to be rude to others or even may be looked at as somebody who molests bystanders. 

Nobody cares if there is a woman that has to do her deed, but a man exposing himself in the faintest is being frowned on 

On 9/22/2021 at 7:58 AM, beachmom said:

I've never taken boys to a toilet, I'll either leave them to choose a place to go on their own or I'll advise them where to do.  As it's been said, it's quicker, easier and good for boys to become confident doing it elsewhere. There will be times when boys will be expected to piss in public and they need to learn to become comfortable with doing so.

What do you mean with “be expected to piss in public”? 
as someone who is also quite shy do to so in public and or social situations, I wonder whether there are some situations where I might have been obvious not to do so…

Hi guys, 

I now this is totally off topic, but since last week I spoke about this briefly with @Scot_Loverabout this, I thought I just post it here 🙂 

So unknowlingy my kind PC isntalled the first insider preview of W11 Pro 21H2:

It worked flawlessly and I will test it the next days, weeks or so. 
Since this was the part of the debate: My PC only features TPM 1.2 and not 2.0 but the installment worked anyways. 

Note this: It was an update and not a fresh install, so no experience on that so far. 

Also a sidenote to those, that watched Linus Tech Tips Video: The click on the middle mouse button to open a new application instance still works and the Search is quite responsive as well. 

I think there were a lot of misconceptions based on that video and some articles released a few weeks back. Unfortunately I didn't have the time or the energy to rant about it 🙂 

Greetings anyone and feel free to come forth with any questions

2 hours ago, Bilove6967 said:

I can’t see the photo for some reason ☹️ But thanks for the story! Loved it

Thank you 🙂 nice to hear! I reuploaded the image - hopefully you can see it now

33 minutes ago, jocake said:

Sure, you can find tons of it. I only like girls with a dick but not guys with tits

 

I don't mean to burst your bubble but I think most of thme are guys with tits - at least biologically. 

Depends on how you define it:
girls with dick = femalte trans male

guys with tits = male trans female? 

At least that's how I would put it. 

I can feel your opinion though. But as far as I know, it is very difficult to reconstruct an anatomically correct and realistic penis and they can not get hard, so i think what you will mostly find in these pics are "fake boob" and men who are reconstructed to look like a woman

4 hours ago, urlocalpissbby said:

i’m holding my pee & horny & i want let go somewhere naughty, but i live closely with another person & need to be sneaky about it. & clean. what’s a naughty place that has easy cleanup & isn’t too obvious...? 

How about a towel on the floor?

Or just a hidden carpeted spot 😉 

otherwise a bottle or container of som sort which you have to empty some time