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colette888

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  1. What has four wheels and flies? Garbage truck.
  2. Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colors? It had reptile dysfunction.
  3. From most fluent downwards, this is my list: ITALIAN . ENGLISH . PORTUGUESE . FRENCH . SPANISH, Basic Japanese doesn't count so far, the same applies to my German.
  4. How do you open a banana? With a mon-key. I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
  5. Certainly, using Street-View, one can wander and explore the whole place...
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