beergut64

My wife doesn’t share my love of watersports. But she will give me a golden shower any time I require, because she knows it makes me happy.

 It’s true though, it’s never like it is in the movies, as our American friends would say.

What I mean is in my experience, it well never look like it does in your favourite video clip, because you will be viewing it from a different perspective. I have recorded several golden showers, and it still doesn’t look the same .

 I basically love it purely from a sensory perspective.😊

My favourite sound is the female hissy piss, it gives me goosebumps.😊

Welcome aboard 🙏 young Jessica it’s a grand old life in the pee corp.😊

Those stories would sound good as an audio book, complete with delicious sound effects.😋

I think I have found a gap in the market.😂

On 1/10/2024 at 4:10 PM, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

After a long time deciding and creative construction I will be writing a part two to this exciting story 

 

You know it makes sense. You can’t leave us in suspense.☹️

Ruby she sounds like my kind of girl.😍

She could piss in my face any time.😁👍

For years I have been searching for that perfect pee video, which obviously does not exist.

I had completely forgotten about the power of the imagination.

Thank you to all the contributors. It’s a great section.

You have to ask !😄

On 4/16/2023 at 9:41 AM, Hightower said:

Thought I'd make a thread for people to post their favourites from Literotica!

Here's some of mine

https://www.literotica.com/s/becoming-my-sister-s-toilet-pt-01 (the whole series is pretty good)

https://www.literotica.com/s/alison-and-the-twins

https://www.literotica.com/s/waterfalls-7

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-school-of-desperation (the full version is my favourite pee story and was on Kindle as well but don't think it is any more, I can copypaste if anyone's interested)

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-panty-club-ch-03

https://www.literotica.com/s/a-golden-moment

Beautiful stuff.😍

Welcome.🙏 

I didn’t taste a woman‘s piss until my late 40s. Don’t worry you are ahead of schedule.😁

On 1/13/2022 at 8:30 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

Have a great day @beergut64 @peebus10 @TheArizonaSolution @Quirky  🎂   🥂   🎉

Thank you very much😁

Does she make house calls👍😍

Okay book update.

Scant references to peeing mostly concerning chamber pots, but there is a very explicit description in the last chapter

“While your petticoats would now cover my head, and act almost like an electrical conductor upon me, you would intoxicate me with the perfume exhaled from your legs, from your member, from your cunt, from your bottom, and lastly, you would slake my thirst and complete the celestial transport by pissing, with eager rapture, between my burning lips some of that woman’s nectar which you would alone possess, and which, emanating from you alone in the world, is worthy of the gods. It would be half-past eight.”

Excerpt From

The Romance of Lust: A classic Victorian erotic novel

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1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Moderator's note:

@beergut64 - Your recent video clip posts and the comments related to them are now located at:

https://peefans.com/topic/12108-men-drinking-women’s-pee/page/3/

 

Many thanks.🙏 

1 hour ago, Peevert said:

I didn’t know about that. I’ll have to check it out. Thank you! 

Just go in to photos,  category, and on the page that comes up it’s on the right of the screen, you can’t miss it it’s red.👍

I just checked it I use to use it a lot, very useful when you want a tug.😁

Well told Sir. A great time was had by all involved.😁

Give Mrs A a pat on the bum from me, for a job well done.👍

On 10/25/2021 at 6:05 PM, Paulp73 said:

Showing my age here but yes many a happy piss in the old phone box, well the did smell of piss before I got there!!

Ain’t that the truth😂

11 hours ago, Kupar said:

I know it's an old photo, but I couldn't let this thread finish without posting my all-time favourite scream queen - Ingrid Pitt. What a woman. Intelligent, funny, generous, and absolutely gorgeous. Older members will probably remember her; curious younger members might look here:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingrid_Pitt 

I remember her well a teenage fantasy of mine, I recently rewatched Countess Dracula.👍

27 minutes ago, Peevert said:

Just a thought: it would be nice to be able to put the pictures and videos in slideshow mode. Particularly convenient when one of your hands is busy.  😄  There may already be a browser plug-in that can do this, I’m really not sure. It would be easy Enough to include some math that would filter out very small pictures, like icons, and rectangular pictures, like banner ads. 

I often find the slideshow feature on xhamster.com invaluable while perusing pictures .👍

Being bored with finding the same old pee vids on various web sites.

And I have been returning to reading after a long absence, I decided to give historical erotic fiction another go.

The novel in question is called “The Romance of Lust” the author is listed as anonymous.

 It’s only 99 cents on Apple or Kindle, or freely available on Gutenberg.

I am can’t comment on its watersports content as I have only read the first chapter, but they have already described the children‘s governess taking a piss in a chamberpot, which they curiously described as a night vase.

Anyhow I go the idea, when her indoors told me reading erotic stuff is more likely to get her moist and aroused, than video porn.😁

I am not sure if that’s the case with most women, just my experience.

Apologies if this has been posted in the incorrect section. It was either this or the short stories section.😁

11 hours ago, PissBoner said:

If I could have it my way my wife would piss on me at least once a day. 

Ain’t that the truth , and twice on Sunday’s, not to mention bringing any friends along to join in. We can but dream.🛌 😁

On 10/10/2021 at 8:15 AM, PissBoner said:

Same exact situation for me too. I piss on myself all the time and the wife only does when she is in the mood. Which isn't very often. We have sex often but not piss play very often. I wish she was as into it as me.

To be fair to her, she has never said no if I asked for one.

I just get the feeling she is humouring me. Which I will take gladly.😊

I was perusing Reddit, when I came across a video clip of this rapper letting a fan lick her clit.

In the comments someone mentioned she posted a clip of a fan pissing in her mouth on her Instagram account, which was promptly removed obviously.

Can anybody shed any light on this, or even better provide a link. 🙌

 Cheers 🍻 

I have often wondered this, and love a hissy piss.

I can only assume it is how the labia is lying, because my wife only hisses occasionally, and not every time.