A/N: I've been a long-time lurker and I've never written anything like this before but I fantasize about naughty peeing and in my little imaginary world, any vandalism is like the Piss Empire kind of. When the narrator pees or someone they permit to pee does, it's a compliment. It might be ridiculous but that's how I avoid feeling bad about messes.
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Our giggles and the click of my stilettos echoed throughout the massive hotel lobby as my husband and I drunkenly made our way to the elevators. We were returning to our room from a late night out and
