My favourite was during a may ball at a university. Like other big events, there was a trough urinal in a trailer that was nowhere near big enough for the number of people attending, and it was even worse for the facilities available for the girls. As often happens, the girls were using the men's room cubicles. Even then there was a queue of about 15 women waiting for their turn in the two cubicles allocated for the guys. One girl obviously couldn't wait and was steaming drunk so made a beeline for the trough urinal. She stood next to me, hitched up her ball gown, pulled her knickers down, and