miniskirtpisser

This is really hot. I love the use of gardening gloves as wipes. That’s so satisfying. 

9 hours ago, Antonister said:

Lmao this bot is hilarious. Here is a story I carefully put together using the bot.

 

Sure, here is an updated version of the story:

It was a hot summer day, and Jane had been running errands all afternoon. She had a full bladder, but she didn't want to stop and use a public bathroom. She figured she could hold it until she got home.

As she was rushing to the elevator in her apartment building, she realized she wouldn't make it. She frantically pushed the button to call the elevator, hopping from one foot to the other. When the doors finally opened, she practically fell inside and hit the button for her floor.

Just as the doors were closing, a man named John stumbled into the elevator, panting and out of breath. He had been running late for a meeting and had taken the stairs to the lobby.

As the elevator began to ascend, Jane let out a sigh of relief. She was almost home free. But then, disaster struck. The elevator suddenly stopped, and Jane felt a sudden urge to pee.

Thinking quickly, Jane turned to John and asked, "Do you have a bottle or something I could use? I really need to go."

John, not wanting to be rude, rummaged through his bag and pulled out a water bottle. "Here you go," he said, holding it out to her.

Jane gratefully accepted the bottle and unzipped her pants. She relieved herself into the bottle, trying not to make eye contact with John. When she was finished, she capped the bottle and handed it back to him.

"Thank you so much," Jane said, relieved.

John, who was still in shock, just nodded and put the bottle back in his bag. He didn't think much of it until he was thirsty a few hours later and reached for the bottle. Without looking, he unscrewed the cap and took a long swig.

It wasn't until he tasted the familiar salty tang that he realized what he had done. He spat the liquid out in disgust and looked at the bottle in horror.

"Jane!" he yelled, banging on her apartment door. "What the hell?!"

When Jane answered the door, John confronted her with the bottle. She couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.

"I'm so sorry," she said, trying to stifle her giggles. "I had an accident and had to use the bottle."

John couldn't believe what he was hearing. He vowed to always check the contents of a bottle before drinking from it, and to always carry an extra bottle just in case.

From that day on, Jane made sure to use the bathroom before getting on the elevator. She never wanted to experience the embarrassment of having someone drink from her pee bottle again.

 

I don’t think John can blame Jane in this case. He put the piss bottle in his bag 🤣

That was surprising & hot!

On 12/30/2022 at 7:31 PM, Gotah said:

A friend of mine recently introduced me to something called ChatGPT, maybe some of you already heard about it. It's basically a software where you can chat with an AI, asking it to answer questions, write stuff for you and so on.

It's a pretty fun (and impressive) thing to try out and I of course couldn't help but to abuse its powers for my own perverted experiments.

Essentialy all I did was ask the AI to write me a short story about peeing, and the more inputs I gave it the more detailed the story became.

Sadly the AI is programmed in a way that it won't allow you write particularly dirty stories. So you need to be careful what you ask for otherwise it "refuses" to write the story. It's a tricky balancing act you have to do, but that's what makes it fun, at least for me.

 

Anyway, I played around with it for a while in the past couple of days and here is what the AI wrote for me.

 

I asked the AI:

 

Could you write me a short story about needing to pee?

 

It's reply was:

Sure, here is a short story about needing to pee:

It was a hot summer day and Maria had been playing outside with her friends for hours. She had drunk several bottles of water to stay hydrated, but now 

she was feeling the effects. She really needed to go to the bathroom, but the nearest one was all the way across the park.

Maria tried to ignore the feeling, but it was becoming increasingly difficult. She shifted from foot to foot and crossed her legs, hoping that would somehow make the urge go away. But it only seemed to make it worse.

Finally, Maria couldn't take it anymore. She excused herself from her friends and began the long walk across the park to the bathroom. As she walked, the feeling grew stronger and stronger. She was practically running by the time she reached the bathroom, and she practically flew into the first open stall.

With a sigh of relief, Maria finally let out the pee that had been building inside of her. She washed her hands and then returned to her friends, grateful to finally be able to enjoy the rest of her day without the constant need to go to the bathroom.

 

I wasn't happy yet with the result so I asked:

Could you make it end with maria peeing behind a tree?

 

The AI's answer:

Sure, here is a revised version of the short story about Maria needing to pee:

It was a hot summer day and Maria had been playing outside with her friends for hours. She had drunk several bottles of water to stay hydrated, but now she was feeling the effects. She really needed to go to the bathroom, but the nearest one was all the way across the park.

Maria tried to ignore the feeling, but it was becoming increasingly difficult. She shifted from foot to foot and crossed her legs, hoping that would somehow make the urge go away. But it only seemed to make it worse.

Finally, Maria couldn't take it anymore. She excused herself from her friends and began the long walk across the park to the bathroom. As she walked, the feeling grew stronger and stronger. She was practically running by the time she reached the bathroom, but it was closed for cleaning.

Desperate and with no other options, Maria darted behind a nearby tree and relieved herself. She washed her hands in the park's water fountain and then returned to her friends, grateful to finally be able to enjoy the rest of her day without the constant need to go to the bathroom.

 

Still not satisfied I asked:

Could you add a more vivid description on how relieved she feels while peeing and also describe how powerful her pee stream is?

 

The AI said:

Sure, here is a revised version of the short story with more vivid descriptions:

It was a hot summer day and Maria had been playing outside with her friends for hours. She had drunk several bottles of water to stay hydrated, but now she was feeling the effects. She really needed to go to the bathroom, but the nearest one was all the way across the park.

Maria tried to ignore the feeling, but it was becoming increasingly difficult. She shifted from foot to foot and crossed her legs, hoping that would somehow make the urge go away. But it only seemed to make it worse.

Finally, Maria couldn't take it anymore. She excused herself from her friends and began the long walk across the park to the bathroom. As she walked, the feeling grew stronger and stronger. She was practically running by the time she reached the bathroom, but it was closed for cleaning.

Desperate and with no other options, Maria darted behind a nearby tree and relieved herself. She let out a powerful stream of urine that seemed to go on forever. As the warm liquid flowed out of her body, Maria felt a wave of relief wash over her. She had never felt so relieved in her life.

After she was finished, Maria washed her hands in the park's water fountain and then returned to her friends, grateful to finally be able to enjoy the rest of her day without the constant need to go to the bathroom.

 

This is just one example of what I got. The others will follow 🙂

These are good stories. Did you tell the AI that the main character should be a woman? If not, I find it interesting that the AI chooses to go with a woman instead of a man. 

Love the story and the illustration. It has all of the pee tropes that I enjoyed. Thank you for sharing this. 

One of the hottest Xmas themed peeing experience in this site! @Malika, the illustration is amazing too. It really helps me imagining the act. I’m walking around the city to try & copy this. Hopefully I’ll find a suitable place 😁

On 12/16/2022 at 2:17 AM, Alfresco said:

Glad you enjoyed it and thanks for bringing it back to my attention, I had all but forgotten it, so it was nice to re-read it.

Most welcome, @Alfresco. I love this story because it’s very plausible and quite realistic. 

I kept going back to this. I love how hot this is. So lovely of Sam to leave such a sexy souvenir for him 🤣

The artwork is amazing!

On 11/29/2022 at 5:01 AM, wettingman said:

I have always enjoyed peeing from a high spot. Like you mentioned peeing through a grate means you pee will continue splattering beiefly after you finished. I am amazed at a female accomplishing this.

It was just a regular pee as the platform itself was the grate. I don’t think I accomplished anything special. It was a lot of fun though. 

On 11/28/2022 at 6:55 AM, JesseP said:

Did your husband enjoy the view?

Not sure. I think he took some photos but said nothing about it. He’s not into peeing unfortunately 

On 11/6/2022 at 7:02 PM, Takashi96 said:

May I humbly request that you write an anecdote of one of your miniskirt pees? Also, were you a fan of peeing discreetly before you discovered miniskirts? 

That list has a lot of great names and a handful of head scratchers. For example, who ever heard of a witch named Harper?

I love that idea! There's a scene in the movie The Love Witch, where the main character pees into a bottle for a spell. It's not explicit, but just the fact that it happens in a feature film on Prime is pretty great.

Where did you find the Leaky_one stories? I'd love to read them!

Sure! Nothing special about my miniskirt pees though. Usually I’d just go to a wooded area, veer off a bit from the walking trail, squat, & pees. That’s all really. 
 

Personally, I don’t care too much about peeing discreetly. I just go whenever & wherever I feel like it. I am very nonchalant about outdoor peeing and won’t care as much if someone watches me. 
 

Was Harper on the list of witch’s names as well? I won’t peg that as a witch name as well. Hahaha. 
 

You can always find Leaky_One’s story on literotica. Just search for their pen-name. The pinned story on this thread is by them as well. I think they go by Lesley in this forum. 

52 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

Putting aside my piss fetish for a moment, I'm so happy that these pants finally exist! I love how they prove that the challenges that have often prevented women from peeing with the abandon of men are inconvenient clothing designs, and not inconvenient anatomy. And they allow women to pee even more discretely than men. I mean, we have no choice but to expose our genitals to relieve ourselves.   

 

@miniskirtpisser I hope this isn't too personal, but why does sleeping or sitting for a long period of time make your stream unpredictable? Is it a bunching up thing? Also, your ambivalence about the zipper crossed my mind as well. I used to date a woman with very long labia, and it struck me that women with similar prominent flaps might think twice about trying them. Every penis owner who's ever owned pants with a zipper has at least one story about getting snagged by it.

No worries, it’s not too personal at all (at least not for this forum 🤣). I can’t unfortunately tell you what causes the unpredictable streams though. It’s just what I observed. My best guess is because there’s just so much urine in my bladder at those time so I unconsciously tried to expel it faster thereby creating the messy stream. I don’t think I have the bunching up issues though. My labia are on the thinner side, I think. They feel and look the same before I go to sleep and after I wake up. If anyone else has this messy stream issues after waking up, please share your story 😊

11 hours ago, Girllikespee said:

I have not tried these but would be very interested to. I don't like the way that Chick Fly brand looks, with the odd overlap on one leg. I would try the Zip Hers.

I am ambivalent about either. I feel that Chickfly might be safer due to the lack of zip. I am always worried that I’ll accidentally pinch my labia with the zip. I agree with you though. The design of zipher definitely looks better than Chickfly

On 11/3/2022 at 1:16 PM, MonsterKane46 said:

OpalCurves and Smolwhite13 both have videos on pornhub of themselves using these 

Thanks for the recommendation. I’ll look them up. 

On 11/3/2022 at 8:16 PM, Takashi96 said:

Oh, that's funny! I should see what some of the other ones are. 

Historically, there were some spells that required witches to pee in bottles or in certain areas in order to work. If you do a sequel maybe you could incorporate some of that stuff. 

I love erotica! I discovered Victorian era erotica in my teens, and damn was that exciting. Actually, that was my first exposure to pee being presented as sexual in any media. And for a long time that was the only place I saw it. I like modern erotica too, but I'm very picky. Pee scenes in non pee focused stories are the hottest to me. 

It's funny you mention unshaved being a disadvantage. I remember a few of my female friends talking about peeing outside shaved. They complained that it took forever to drip dry because there was no bush to absorb the drops. 

Thank you for picking that name. I really wasn't sure if that was your intention or not. I've just never forgotten that hot quote from years back. I love 60s style! And I'd often wondered if it was easier for a woman to pee discreetly while wearing a miniskirt? I thought the idea of a woman favoring them because it made it convenient for her to pee in public only existed within my pervy imagination. Then to find out that (at least) two women have actually thought this way, and acted on it? It kind of blows my mind to be honest. 

 

 

I can say with certainty that peeing whilst wearing a miniskirt is the best experience ever. Easy to do & very discreet 🤣

I got Rowena’s name from this website. https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/holidays-celebrations/a36959236/best-witch-names/ It was the first entry when I typed “witches names” in google. Maybe it was meant to be.

Funny that you mentioned peeing in a bottle or in a glass. I was actually thinking of a story when she is peeing in a cauldron to make a special brew. I haven’t really got a solid idea on how to write the story though.

My first foray into naughty peeing was also from erotica. I am a big fan of Leaky_one (I think they go by Lesley in this forum? I’m not sure). I love all of the naughty peeing scenarios that they can come up with.

1 hour ago, MonsterKane46 said:

well I'm not a girl so I have no experience with this but there are videos around of girls with ripped leggings over to the crotch to allow them to just go without having to remove their pants... of course to wear them in public you'd probably need a skirt or something over the top of them

Those videos sound interesting 

5 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Haha I lost it at "Take that patriarchy!" 

The concept is interesting and I've never tried them, but now I really want to. But, for me the opening would have to be very long and very wide because my streams are very unpredictable and will flow anywhere from a few inches in front of me to down my butt and behind me 😬 

This is my concern too. I have unpredictable stream as well. Especially if I’ve just woke up or after sitting for a long period of time. Personally, I don’t care (& maybe I’m a bit excited) if someone sees me peeing outside. However, I’d be annoyed if I have to walk around with wet pants. The concept of this pants are interesting though. Really want to try it if they are cheaper. 

Hopefully this is the right forum for this type of questions. Have any of the women here ever tried women pants that are designed for discreet peeing? Something like Chickfly https://chickfly.com or Ziphers https://ziphers.com. What’s your experience with it? Does it work as advertised? I am eager to try this but they are quite pricey so it’s be great if I can get some input before purchasing 😊

13 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

I thought pubes were back for that age group ? Or maybe that's just in piss porn? I remember very well when it wasn't though. About 12 years ago I was at one of those team building/drinking outings with my co-workers. Anyway, this table full of 20-something ladies were talking about how it's gross to have hair downstairs. Apparently, having anything more than a landing strip was considered unacceptable? 

"What's wrong with pubic hair?" I asked. I mean, I appreciate a woman who looks like an adult when her panties come off.

They all gave me these stunned looks, like I'd just fessed up to some heinous taboo. Then one responded with "What do you have some kinda fetish or something?" 

BTW, I love the name Rowena! It's so classically witchy. 

And speaking of...I love your username! It reminds me of a profile I ran across back in the Myspace era. Under personal heroes this girl wrote "Mary Quant, inventor of the mini-skirt, who made it easier to piss in public." 

Thank you for your comment. I’m glad that you like the name Rowena. When the idea struck me, I didn’t have a name for her. I actually googled common witch name and I picked Rowena out of a list 🤣. 
 

I am not so sure about the pubic hair trends in porn nowadays as I usually prefer reading erotica instead of watching porn. I personally much prefer hairless pussy just for the ease of maintenance. As you may have gathered, I love peeing outdoor. Sometimes I forget to bring tissue though. When I had a big bush, it was a nightmare when that happened because my pubes will trap so much pee & my panties will be damp. Not much of an issue when I am hairless though. I simply squat widely, part my labia, pee as hard as I can, bounce off the drip, & I’m good to go. I won’t say the panties remain dry but it helps a lot. 
 

Thanks also about your comment on my name. Glad that you got the intention. Miniskirt is best for discretely peeing outside & flashing others 🤣

22 hours ago, Peenicks said:

Oh? Does this mean you plan to do more with this story/character? I know you don't tend to do "series" or sequels to your stories but I wouldn't be opposed to seeing more of Rowena.

I don't mean to pressure you of course, Lord knows I can't maintain momentum with a series to save my life 😖

I do love this one tho, great work as always!

Thank you for your kind words 😊. Honestly I’m not sure whether I’ll do a series with Rowena or not. Most likely I won’t. The idea for Rowena just struck me out of nowhere. Not sure if I’ll get any other idea though. 

13 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

I love the concept of naughty peeing witches! The only part that stumped me was the hairless pussy. I've always thought of witches as being very pro bush. You know, like, super natural?

*Rimshot*

Hahahaha….. maybe that’s true. I’m kinda thinking of her as a young mid-20 woman who likes to be hairless though. She’s a witch by night but she is also a woman about town by day 😊.